Worst Ninja Turtles Creation - Page 8

*ProactiveMan* · 10-06-2014, 07:58 PM

This cynical masterpiece appeared at the beginning of the Australian VHS releases of the OT. This is why my generation is resistant to advertising.

Props to the uploader because this would be had to explain without the video.

*snake* · 10-06-2014, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ProactiveMan

This cynical masterpiece appeared at the beginning of the Australian VHS releases of the OT. This is why my generation is resistant to advertising.

Props to the uploader because this would be had to explain without the video.

"You have done well my sons. Now we must tell the people where they can buy us!"

I lost it.

*Ninjinister* · 10-06-2014, 08:10 PM

dat voice acting

*snake* · 10-06-2014, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninjinister

dat voice acting

And the looping and reusage of clips from the show. I love it all. I would frame that video if I could.

*Powder* · 10-06-2014, 08:28 PM

It's crazy that there was a time that you'd only get one episode for the price of what we get entire seasons for now!

*ssjup81* · 10-06-2014, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by snake

"You have done well my sons. Now we must tell the people where they can buy us!"

I lost it.

I know I nearly did. That voice acting is horrible too.

*Coola Yagami* · 10-06-2014, 09:09 PM

"They look like money spent wisely.' LMAO!!!!

*pennydreadful* · 10-06-2014, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ProactiveMan

This cynical masterpiece appeared at the beginning of the Australian VHS releases of the OT. This is why my generation is resistant to advertising.

Props to the uploader because this would be had to explain without the video.

OMFG, I remember those ads on my old VHS tapes!!! Total nostalgia blast back to my childhood, you just gave me the biggest smile.

Seriously, can anybody blame Australians for being so batty? We're stuck at the ass-end of the planet, we get the most insane stuff over here (if it's released at all)... small wonder I have a deep and abiding love for terrible stuff; look at what I was exposed to in my formative years.

Slightly off-topic, but if you ever want to examine how batsh*t insane childrens' entertainment is over here, go look up the Bunyip Song from Dot & The Kangaroo on Youtube. I won't link it, as I'm too afraid of the song.

And for my two cents, none of the things on this poll are deserving of the "worst" title - I think they're all highly entertaining. Cuz I have no taste. Obviously.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 10-06-2014, 11:17 PM

OMG- Dot and the Kangaroo? Now THERE'S a cartoon I haven't seen in YEARS. It used to air here a long time ago, on Disney, I think. You're not alone, because I always liked that one, even though it was a bit odd and even goofy at times. But it was fun, at least, and certainly better than some of the other stuff out there at the time. Nice to know I wasn't the only one watching that!

*ProactiveMan* · 10-07-2014, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

"They look like money spent wisely.' LMAO!!!!

My sister and I still say that all the time. It comes in handy when shopping.

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Originally Posted by pennydreadful

Slightly off-topic, but if you ever want to examine how batsh*t insane childrens' entertainment is over here, go look up the Bunyip Song from Dot & The Kangaroo on Youtube. I won't link it, as I'm too afraid of the song.

Try explaining Mr Squiggle to someone who's never seen it.

*Redeemer* · 10-07-2014, 12:22 AM

It still bothers me that TMNT III is on this list, but in fact TMNT II is worse imo. I think they are too close popularity wise to condemn one over the other.

Literally there is no fighting in TMNT II except slapstick and TMNT III has actual fighting.

*neatoman* · 10-08-2014, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ProactiveMan

This cynical masterpiece appeared at the beginning of the Australian VHS releases of the OT. This is why my generation is resistant to advertising.

Props to the uploader because this would be had to explain without the video.

"Money well spent".

Screw this being amongst the worst, this is so bad it's good! I love how he says that line, he sounds so sarcastic about it, like he's thinking "Oh god, why do I have to shill this stupid ****?...".

Reminds though, didn't most adults think the actual cartoon was a lot like that back then?

**Jester** · 10-08-2014, 03:54 AM

Gah...why does Mikey sound like a poor man's Peter from the Real Ghostbusters?

*Shark_Blade* · 10-08-2014, 08:27 AM

Omg that killed me inside softly lmao.

*Bry* · 10-08-2014, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ProactiveMan

"They look like money spent wisely," Splinter said, visibly overcome with depression.

Had to vote for the Christmas special, because... eesh. I mean, everything on this list has some comedy entertainment value at least (mostly unintentional), but that one was pretty painful.

Too bad the poll was made in 2011, because there might be another contender by now.

*Whatswiththeheadbands?* · 10-08-2014, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ProactiveMan

This cynical masterpiece appeared at the beginning of the Australian VHS releases of the OT. This is why my generation is resistant to advertising.

Props to the uploader because this would be had to explain without the video.

They all sound like the same voice actor.

*The Boston Ninja Turtle* · 10-08-2014, 11:38 AM

did mikey turn into chong at one point?

Donnieangelo · 10-08-2014, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Redeemer

It still bothers me that TMNT III is on this list, but in fact TMNT II is worse imo. I think they are too close popularity wise to condemn one over the other.

Literally there is no fighting in TMNT II except slapstick and TMNT III has actual fighting.

Donatello was like the only one who got to use his weapon in the second movie.

*Powder* · 10-08-2014, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Ninja Turtle

did mikey turn into chong at one point?

A fitting & natural evolution of Spiccoli, no?

View Poll Results: Which is Worse?
TMNT Movie III	14	10.69%
Out of Their Shells Concert	35	26.72%
Turtle Tunes	15	11.45%
Christmas Special	34	25.95%
MNT: Next Mutation	33	25.19%
Voters: 131. You may not vote on this poll

10-06-2014, 07:58 PM	#141
ProactiveMan Spooky ghost Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Western Australia Posts: 2,266	This cynical masterpiece appeared at the beginning of the Australian VHS releases of the OT. This is why my generation is resistant to advertising. Props to the uploader because this would be had to explain without the video. __________________ ProactiveMan!

10-06-2014, 08:10 PM	#143
Ninjinister 無問題 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Moesko Island, WA Posts: 14,348	dat voice acting __________________

10-06-2014, 09:09 PM	#147
Coola Yagami Overlord Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,720	"They look like money spent wisely.' LMAO!!!! __________________ "I was down with TMNT once, but then they changed what TMNT was. Now what I was down with is no longer TMNT and what TMNT now is seems weird and scary. And it'll happen to YOU." Check out my blog for Comic Reviews and other things. https://markepicblogofrandomness.blogspot.com/ I also started The AEW Crew, the All Elite Wrestling Fan Club! https://www.facebook.com/groups/637508120044168/

10-06-2014, 11:17 PM	#149
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	OMG- Dot and the Kangaroo? Now THERE'S a cartoon I haven't seen in YEARS. It used to air here a long time ago, on Disney, I think. You're not alone, because I always liked that one, even though it was a bit odd and even goofy at times. But it was fun, at least, and certainly better than some of the other stuff out there at the time. Nice to know I wasn't the only one watching that! __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

10-06-2014, 08:28 PM	#145
Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,956	It's crazy that there was a time that you'd only get one episode for the price of what we get entire seasons for now!

10-07-2014, 12:22 AM	#151
Redeemer Technodrome Technician Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: third earth Posts: 4,737	It still bothers me that TMNT III is on this list, but in fact TMNT II is worse imo. I think they are too close popularity wise to condemn one over the other. Literally there is no fighting in TMNT II except slapstick and TMNT III has actual fighting. __________________ GT:Reedeamer *THE TECHNODROME REDESIGN 2015* http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=51594

10-08-2014, 03:54 AM	#153
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Gah...why does Mikey sound like a poor man's Peter from the Real Ghostbusters? __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

10-08-2014, 08:27 AM	#154
Shark_Blade Emperor Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,909	Omg that killed me inside softly lmao.

10-08-2014, 11:38 AM	#157
The Boston Ninja Turtle Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Boston MA Posts: 2,440	did mikey turn into chong at one point? __________________ I didn't choose the ninja turtle life. The ninja turtle life chose me. https://www.facebook.com/TheBostonNinjaTurtle