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And also be a disabled person. Maybe an amputee?
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i could see it now
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There you go. They could have song and dance numbers. The 4 turtles could be cancer patients going through chemo so they are bald and green still and shredder can be an evil surgeon who has an obsession with knives and loves cutting patients open. Also, April Oneal could be a young nurse or intern and Splinter can be a wise old janitor.
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How about Mark Wahlberg?
He seems like a logical choice, being "big and jacked" as well as a Bay alum from TF4.
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The last thing I want is more people attached to Transformers. & while I like him well enough in certain things, I could never see him being Casey Jones. Not one bit.
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"I think we just found a Ninjah Tahtle."
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"So you're a Ninjah Tahtle? SO? I FAHCKIN' KNOW KUHRAHTEE, MAN!"
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You know, it doesn't even matter. Let him be Casey. The more awful it is the better.
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Well, in that case just let The Rock be Casey. The Rock is ALWAYS the worst-case scenario.
Except Black Adam. Literally the only reason the universe puked that insufferable c***-knocker into existence was to eventually play Black Adam in a movie. |
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A swift kick to the yamsack with a steel-toed boot and 30-40 smacks to the temple with a good solid brick, I bet he goes down like a sack of potatoes.
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Oh well why not just cut out the middle man and shoot him yOU MONSTER
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Keanu Reeves should play Casey Jones.
His backstory would be told in the film that April O'Neil had a childhood friend who spent most of his time in youth baseball, hockey leagues. He got in a lot a trouble as a kid protecting April from bullies. He was then forced by his father to join the high school golf team to keep out of trouble. He left home at age 16 and his father (Jeff Bridges) was so heart broken that he signed up as a subject for human testing on the mutagen. April's dad mutated Casey's father (Jeff Bridges) crossing him with a baby warthog into Subject: Bebop. The other human subject being tested on in the background was none other than (Mickey Rourke) "think Marv from Sin City". He was cross-mutated with a rhinoceros baby and transformed into Subject: Rocksteady. As the mutants became ashamed by their transformation they broke out of the testing facility and caused the fire that killed April's father. Casey finds out later, learning his father is a mutant and vows to put an end to his father using the very weapons his father gave him. Yeah Yeah, I know there's many plot holes here but that's how Michael Bay likes it. As these will be addressed in film 3 where Krang will be introduced and played by Hornswaggle. and voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.
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I never asked but what is with the huge hate boner you got for the Rock?
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Character limit doesn't permit the full story.
In brief: Once choked a female reporter for asking a question he didn't like back when he was playing college football. Blew his knee out, and begged his Daddy for a job with the WWF since couldn't play football anymore. Leapfrogged thousands of more talented people who had been training for years and got put on TV based on family connections, with almost no training and very little experience. Was pushed down everyone's throats despite being AWFUL, despite fans literally begging for him to be fired. Got hurt, and instead of being fired like anyone else in his position, kept his job and got an even BIGGER push because, once again, Daddy cried to management for him. Never improved one bit in the ring, and in fact, his entire style is the exact opposite of how people are trained to wrestle (this is now getting into things nobody would understand unless they were in the business). Only began to get "popular" once fans realized he was never going away. Only got popular at all based on his mic "skills", which were 100% based on calling everyone gay, telling them they were worthless, etc. (again, all things you are specifically Told Not To Say About People and that people have been fired or at least reprimanded for) and basically pandering to 12-year-old boys. Finally, once people realized he was never going away, they "embraced" him, despite those same exact people chanting "Die, Rocky, Die" not even two years earlier and him not actually having changed one bit to deserve his newfound affection. Basically, he got famous by doing things other people get fired for, got/kept a job b/c his Daddy played the race card with management, and is the ultimate example of an entirely corporate creation, people in suits saying "People Will Like What We TELL Them To Like." There is absolutely no reason for him to be the biggest star in the world, and everything he does is terrible. That's as brief as I can make it. He's basically Everything Wrong With The World wrapped up in one person. |
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Man... I love The Rock, though. He's just the greatest.
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Rock as Casey...? Nah. You know he'd be keen, though. Dude loves joining established franchises (Fast & Furious/Journey/G.I.Joe/wanted to do Transformers/wants to eventually lead The Expendables). If this series proves to have legs, it wouldn't be suprising to see him come onboard at some point.
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