Machias' Punishment (split from FF.net restrictions) - Page 9

**Nturtle** · 09-16-2002, 05:44 PM

ARGH!!!! *charges in with peanuts and tofu* is this the thread? *sees Machias* You!!!! You evil 2 timing reptile!!!

**Machias Banshee** · 09-16-2002, 05:45 PM

*Machias screeched in shock, and skidded herself away from him, slamming into the back wall. she hit the floor, cowering*

I'm sorry...I'm so sorry...!

*terran631* · 09-16-2002, 05:50 PM

*Splinter stands quickly to get himself in between Machias and her attacker.*

Splinter: What is the meaning of this?

**Machias Banshee** · 09-16-2002, 05:54 PM

*Machias felt like she couldnt breathe from the sudden shock. She stayed still, hands over her head, tail curled up beside her*

*terran631* · 09-16-2002, 05:56 PM

*Terran munches on popcorn from the sideline. Dang, this is really getting good now.*

**Machias Banshee** · 09-16-2002, 05:57 PM

*Mike strolls up beside her*

Mike: Ben and Jerry's and Dills, madame?

*terran631* · 09-16-2002, 05:59 PM

*

No thanks. I gotta try to keep my weight at a somewhat respectable number*

**Machias Banshee** · 09-16-2002, 06:02 PM

*Raph and Leo look at them evilly*

Raph: Hey, we're trying to watch a soap opera here!

*terran631* · 09-16-2002, 06:04 PM

Terran/Mike: Sorry

Mike: Uh..but speaking of which, where did the homicidal attacker disappear to?

Leo *grins at his brother*: I dunno. Hey, Raphael, you wanna stand in for him?

**Machias Banshee** · 09-16-2002, 06:08 PM

Raph: Eh why not, I'd enjoy traumatizing Machias...

*terran631* · 09-16-2002, 06:12 PM

Splinter: You have done that too much already I should think.

*Terran offers the traumatized Machias some popcorn*
Well, speaking of Raphael and traumatized...how goes the new fic?

Raphael *mutters*: shut up, Terran

**Machias Banshee** · 09-16-2002, 06:13 PM

*Doesnt answer, just staggered breathing, and whimpering*

*terran631* · 09-16-2002, 06:17 PM

(Um...do we pretend he disappeared into thin air?)

**Machias Banshee** · 09-16-2002, 06:21 PM

((Um...he struck hard, and faded away...?))

*terran631* · 09-16-2002, 06:25 PM

(Ok..where were we...)

Sp:*goes over to where Machias is cowered against the wall and draws her closer to him*: Am I to assume this was Nturtle? One of the people you angered?

**Machias Banshee** · 09-16-2002, 06:26 PM

*she clung to him like seaweed to a rock (nice simile, huh?), hyperventil-sobbing*

Oh my God Oh my God, he's SO mad at me...!

*terran631* · 09-16-2002, 06:33 PM

(like seaweed to a rock huh? I'll just bet anyone who reads that won't have a hard time extracting some perverse connotation from it. IE: TC...Kali???)

SP: Yes that appears to be an understatement. You've gotten yourself into quite a dilemma this time.

**Machias Banshee** · 09-16-2002, 06:36 PM

*she sat on her legs, tryng to rub the hurt out of her eyes*

Everyone's mad at me...I should just leave--I cant DO this anymore...!

*terran631* · 09-16-2002, 06:40 PM

(I thought that was a requirement for this forum)

Splinter: *a bit sternly*: You are one of my students, Machias. And my students do not run from their troubles.

**Nturtle** · 09-16-2002, 06:41 PM

(sorry about dissapearing

)
Well if YOU hadn't BURNT Mr.Rules book and Azure's bag of sawdust then you could of stayed out of trouble!!!! But nooooooo!! You had to pick them up while they were playing with each other and kill them!!!!!!!

NOW DIE!!! *raises tofu to whack Machias with*

09-16-2002, 05:44 PM	#161
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	ARGH!!!! charges in with peanuts and tofu is this the thread? sees Machias You!!!! You evil 2 timing reptile!!! __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-16-2002, 06:13 PM	#172
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Jeez, everone's a critic...back to our scheduled program... Doesnt answer, just staggered breathing, and whimpering

09-16-2002, 06:36 PM	#178
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Oh jeez, EVERYONE here has a guttermind.... she sat on her legs, tryng to rub the hurt out of her eyes Everyone's mad at me...I should just leave--I cant DO this anymore...!

09-16-2002, 06:41 PM	#180
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	(sorry about dissapearing ) Well if YOU hadn't BURNT Mr.Rules book and Azure's bag of sawdust then you could of stayed out of trouble!!!! But nooooooo!! You had to pick them up while they were playing with each other and kill them!!!!!!! NOW DIE!!! raises tofu to whack Machias with __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-16-2002, 05:45 PM	#162
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Machias screeched in shock, and skidded herself away from him, slamming into the back wall. she hit the floor, cowering I'm sorry...I'm so sorry...!

09-16-2002, 05:50 PM	#163
terran631 The Defender of Splinter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Third Rock from the Sun Posts: 3,948	Splinter stands quickly to get himself in between Machias and her attacker. Splinter: What is the meaning of this?

09-16-2002, 05:54 PM	#164
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Machias felt like she couldnt breathe from the sudden shock. She stayed still, hands over her head, tail curled up beside her

09-16-2002, 05:56 PM	#165
terran631 The Defender of Splinter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Third Rock from the Sun Posts: 3,948	Terran munches on popcorn from the sideline. Dang, this is really getting good now.

09-16-2002, 05:57 PM	#166
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Mike strolls up beside her Mike: Ben and Jerry's and Dills, madame?

09-16-2002, 05:59 PM	#167
terran631 The Defender of Splinter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Third Rock from the Sun Posts: 3,948	* No thanks. I gotta try to keep my weight at a somewhat respectable number*

09-16-2002, 06:02 PM	#168
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Raph and Leo look at them evilly Raph: Hey, we're trying to watch a soap opera here!

09-16-2002, 06:04 PM	#169
terran631 The Defender of Splinter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Third Rock from the Sun Posts: 3,948	Terran/Mike: Sorry Mike: Uh..but speaking of which, where did the homicidal attacker disappear to? Leo grins at his brother: I dunno. Hey, Raphael, you wanna stand in for him?

09-16-2002, 06:08 PM	#170
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Raph: Eh why not, I'd enjoy traumatizing Machias...

09-16-2002, 06:12 PM	#171
terran631 The Defender of Splinter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Third Rock from the Sun Posts: 3,948	Splinter: You have done that too much already I should think. Terran offers the traumatized Machias some popcorn Well, speaking of Raphael and traumatized...how goes the new fic? Raphael mutters: shut up, Terran

09-16-2002, 06:17 PM	#173
terran631 The Defender of Splinter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Third Rock from the Sun Posts: 3,948	(Um...do we pretend he disappeared into thin air?)

09-16-2002, 06:21 PM	#174
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	((Um...he struck hard, and faded away...?))

09-16-2002, 06:25 PM	#175
terran631 The Defender of Splinter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Third Rock from the Sun Posts: 3,948	(Ok..where were we...) Sp:goes over to where Machias is cowered against the wall and draws her closer to him: Am I to assume this was Nturtle? One of the people you angered?

09-16-2002, 06:26 PM	#176
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	she clung to him like seaweed to a rock (nice simile, huh?), hyperventil-sobbing Oh my God Oh my God, he's SO mad at me...!

09-16-2002, 06:33 PM	#177
terran631 The Defender of Splinter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Third Rock from the Sun Posts: 3,948	(like seaweed to a rock huh? I'll just bet anyone who reads that won't have a hard time extracting some perverse connotation from it. IE: TC...Kali???) SP: Yes that appears to be an understatement. You've gotten yourself into quite a dilemma this time.

09-16-2002, 06:40 PM	#179
terran631 The Defender of Splinter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Third Rock from the Sun Posts: 3,948	(I thought that was a requirement for this forum) Splinter: a bit sternly: You are one of my students, Machias. And my students do not run from their troubles.