As the Forum Turns - Page 94

**Machias Banshee** · 04-29-2002, 08:17 PM

~hehehe...~

*Everyone recoiled in terror as the sound of twangy Dixie cups--Er, I mean, Chicks rang in the air.*

Oh man, what is THAT?!

Mike: Ack! my bleeding ears! *puts hands over his 'ears'*

*snicker*

**Kali** · 04-29-2002, 08:30 PM

Heh heh, now THAT'S music! *sees the others glaring at her* What?

Mike: I said no country!

Oh, come on, have an open mind. At least listen to Goodbye Earl!

**Machias Banshee** · 04-29-2002, 08:35 PM

Leo: *scratches his head* Isnt that a song about a woman killing her husband?

Mike: Yup. Its a Redneck Romance gone to the trailer park trash...

*baps Mike* Hey, my brother lives in a trailer park!

Mike; *rubs arm* just kiddin....

Raph: Put on some 'Puddle of Mudd'...

**azure turtle** · 04-29-2002, 08:40 PM

*stuffed from all of the cake and ice cream, Azure falls asleep*

**Kali** · 04-29-2002, 08:42 PM

*throws herself over the CD player* No, just this one album, please?

*Leo sighed, then looked to Don* What do you say, birthday boy?

Don: I don't mind country.

*sighs in relief*

**Machias Banshee** · 04-29-2002, 09:16 PM

Don: But i want to have some of Machias's music afterwards...

*glows* Sounds good to me...

Saisei · 04-29-2002, 09:19 PM

*Turns back to the pile of wrapped gifts, smirking at the argument* So, now that we have that figure out shall we start presents, or what?

Don: Yeah, let's get on with it!

*Notices Azure dozing soundly in his spot and laughs* Well, I don't think blue boy'll be the one to start. Any volunteers?

**Machias Banshee** · 04-29-2002, 09:21 PM

I think the "dad" should be the first to present the present at this present time... *smiles coyly*

*Splinter arches an eyebrow at her, and she smiles 'innocently'*

~hehehe, pad pun alert...~
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Saisei · 04-29-2002, 09:25 PM

Splinter: If you wish. *Smiles at Donatello, handing him a small package*

*Don tries to guess its contents, but quickly gives up and starts tearing off the paper...*

**Kali** · 04-29-2002, 09:39 PM

*groans at Machias' pun* That was bad.

Raph: Hey, stick-boy, what'd you get?

**Machias Banshee** · 04-29-2002, 10:02 PM

I just couldnt help myself....

*Don looks at the small object, now unwrapped, and looks at it intently.*

What is it, Donatello?

Don:*smiles to himself* Its a....

~Remember, Splinter always gives presents of sentimental or emotional value!

~

**Kali** · 04-30-2002, 02:43 PM

~*blank look* I am at a complete loss.~

**Machias Banshee** · 04-30-2002, 08:56 PM

~I dunno...make something up. what would be something important to Don?~

**Kali** · 04-30-2002, 09:05 PM

~Fine, but don't complain to me.~

Don: It's a computer topper.

Mike: A what?

Don: You know, one of those little figures that sits on top of a computer monitor. *he shows off the little figure of a semi-humanoid turtle typing away at a computer while another tries to look over the screen*

That is so cute.

**Machias Banshee** · 04-30-2002, 09:10 PM

~Cute!

~
*blinks* Sensei, did you make that??? That is so awesome!

Mike: Hey, that one looks like ME...

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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**Kali** · 04-30-2002, 09:19 PM

*Splinter smiled* I've always had an intrest in the arts. Although I have to confess that Kali helped me a bit.

Only with getting the supplies.

**Machias Banshee** · 04-30-2002, 09:28 PM

That's awesome! i've done lil' things with bread twistie wires, but nothing like that...

don; Yes, it is...*smiles sheepishly* Thank you very much, Sensei. *smile weakens a tad* I would put it on my computer, but it kinda melted in the explosion...

*looked to Leo, and nodded towards the closet*

all right, its our turn!

*Leo brings over a large box with a big gaudy purple bow on it*

*smiles* Thats from me and Leo...

*Don opens the present to find a brand spanking new computer monitor*

**Kali** · 04-30-2002, 09:34 PM

*Don's mouth opens and closes several times before anything came out* Oh my god!

*takes a picture of Don's face* That one's going in the scrapbook.

Don: Wow. I mean... wow. Thanks so much, guys.

**Machias Banshee** · 04-30-2002, 09:36 PM

*smirks* Well, i knew i was gonna do the Birthday beating thing to you, so i wanted to make it up to you...Leo helped find the right one.

Mike; Yeah, while wearing the hot pink duster of doom! *snicker*

Leo: *squints at Mike* I'm gonna be in line when June comes around...

**Kali** · 04-30-2002, 09:43 PM

~Hey, how did I check Don's hard drive if his monitor was busted? I know!~

*laughs* And I managed to hook into your hard drive with my laptop so I know that's not totally blow, but I still got you this. *hands Don a box wrapped in purple paper*

Raph: We got you this.

*rolls her eyes*

*Don quickly unwraps the box* A file retrieval program, cool! Maybe I can get my data back.

That was the idea.

04-29-2002, 08:40 PM	#1864
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	stuffed from all of the cake and ice cream, Azure falls asleep __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

04-29-2002, 09:19 PM	#1867
Saisei Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 282	Turns back to the pile of wrapped gifts, smirking at the argument So, now that we have that figure out shall we start presents, or what? Don: Yeah, let's get on with it! Notices Azure dozing soundly in his spot and laughs Well, I don't think blue boy'll be the one to start. Any volunteers? __________________ The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL...

04-29-2002, 09:25 PM	#1869
Saisei Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 282	Splinter: If you wish. Smiles at Donatello, handing him a small package Don tries to guess its contents, but quickly gives up and starts tearing off the paper... __________________ The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL...

04-29-2002, 08:17 PM	#1861
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~hehehe...~ Everyone recoiled in terror as the sound of twangy Dixie cups--Er, I mean, Chicks rang in the air. Oh man, what is THAT?! Mike: Ack! my bleeding ears! puts hands over his 'ears' snicker

04-29-2002, 08:30 PM	#1862
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Heh heh, now THAT'S music! sees the others glaring at her What? Mike: I said no country! Oh, come on, have an open mind. At least listen to Goodbye Earl!

04-29-2002, 08:35 PM	#1863
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Leo: scratches his head Isnt that a song about a woman killing her husband? Mike: Yup. Its a Redneck Romance gone to the trailer park trash... baps Mike Hey, my brother lives in a trailer park! Mike; rubs arm just kiddin.... Raph: Put on some 'Puddle of Mudd'...

04-29-2002, 08:42 PM	#1865
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	throws herself over the CD player No, just this one album, please? Leo sighed, then looked to Don What do you say, birthday boy? Don: I don't mind country. sighs in relief

04-29-2002, 09:16 PM	#1866
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Don: But i want to have some of Machias's music afterwards... glows Sounds good to me...

04-29-2002, 09:21 PM	#1868
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	I think the "dad" should be the first to present the present at this present time... smiles coyly Splinter arches an eyebrow at her, and she smiles 'innocently' ~hehehe, pad pun alert...~ _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-04-29 23:23 ]</font>

04-29-2002, 09:39 PM	#1870
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	groans at Machias' pun That was bad. Raph: Hey, stick-boy, what'd you get?

04-29-2002, 10:02 PM	#1871
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	I just couldnt help myself.... Don looks at the small object, now unwrapped, and looks at it intently. What is it, Donatello? Don:smiles to himself Its a.... ~Remember, Splinter always gives presents of sentimental or emotional value! ~

04-30-2002, 02:43 PM	#1872
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~blank look I am at a complete loss.~

04-30-2002, 08:56 PM	#1873
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~I dunno...make something up. what would be something important to Don?~

04-30-2002, 09:05 PM	#1874
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Fine, but don't complain to me.~ Don: It's a computer topper. Mike: A what? Don: You know, one of those little figures that sits on top of a computer monitor. he shows off the little figure of a semi-humanoid turtle typing away at a computer while another tries to look over the screen That is so cute.

04-30-2002, 09:10 PM	#1875
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~Cute! ~ blinks Sensei, did you make that??? That is so awesome! Mike: Hey, that one looks like ME... _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-04-30 23:12 ]</font>

04-30-2002, 09:19 PM	#1876
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Splinter smiled I've always had an intrest in the arts. Although I have to confess that Kali helped me a bit. Only with getting the supplies.

04-30-2002, 09:28 PM	#1877
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	That's awesome! i've done lil' things with bread twistie wires, but nothing like that... don; Yes, it is...smiles sheepishly Thank you very much, Sensei. smile weakens a tad I would put it on my computer, but it kinda melted in the explosion... looked to Leo, and nodded towards the closet all right, its our turn! Leo brings over a large box with a big gaudy purple bow on it smiles Thats from me and Leo... Don opens the present to find a brand spanking new computer monitor

04-30-2002, 09:34 PM	#1878
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Don's mouth opens and closes several times before anything came out Oh my god! takes a picture of Don's face That one's going in the scrapbook. Don: Wow. I mean... wow. Thanks so much, guys.

04-30-2002, 09:36 PM	#1879
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	smirks Well, i knew i was gonna do the Birthday beating thing to you, so i wanted to make it up to you...Leo helped find the right one. Mike; Yeah, while wearing the hot pink duster of doom! snicker Leo: squints at Mike I'm gonna be in line when June comes around...

04-30-2002, 09:43 PM	#1880
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Hey, how did I check Don's hard drive if his monitor was busted? I know!~ laughs And I managed to hook into your hard drive with my laptop so I know that's not totally blow, but I still got you this. hands Don a box wrapped in purple paper Raph: We got you this. rolls her eyes Don quickly unwraps the box A file retrieval program, cool! Maybe I can get my data back. That was the idea.