Guess they finally got him? Maybe?

[TurtleManiac]

Originally Posted by Mayhem

Had to chuckle here… Sleepy Don Poorleone…


https://i.imgur.com/hbW0HIV.jpeg

Don’t you get it? He’s just trolling them. Everyone knows this is just another bogus trial, waste of time to interfere with campaigning, just sitting there listening to biased judges, and Stormy already said back in 2018 that the “hush money” rumors were false. A pic of Trump with his eyes closed that twitter bots made viral isn’t the big win you think it is. Not to mention the countless videos of Biden falling asleep, falling up and down stairs, falling off his bike, tripping and crawling around on the floor, shaking hands with ghosts etc. It’s kinda sad actually.

It’s been nearly a decade. I am convinced they have nothing on Trump. NOTHING. Maybe it is THEM who should be under investigation?

[Andrew NDB]

I'd sleep too.

[Mayhem]

Originally Posted by TurtleManiac

Don’t you get it? He’s just trolling them. Everyone knows this is just another bogus trial, waste of time to interfere with campaigning, just sitting there listening to biased judges, and Stormy already said back in 2018 that the “hush money” rumors were false. A pic of Trump with his eyes closed that twitter bots made viral isn’t the big win you think it is. Not to mention the countless videos of Biden falling asleep, falling up and down stairs, falling off his bike, tripping and crawling around on the floor, shaking hands with ghosts etc. It’s kinda sad actually.

Cameras are not allowed in the courtroom (so not sure how the photos emerged, maybe the screen in the overflow room?) but there are multiple reports of him falling asleep repeatedly during the procedure. Hillary was grilled for ten hours in one particular investigation. Trump couldn't even last an hour and completely ignored any notes passed to him by his lawyer because of it.

I'm not saying anything defending Biden, but if MAGA supporters want to keep labelled him as "Sleepy Joe", I think the other side are perfectly within their rights to label Trump as "Sleepy Don" now.

Also if what you say about Stormy Daniels is correct, why is she appearing for the prosecution in the trial? Surely her saying it wasn't hush money would hurt their argument?

[Autbot_Benz]

Originally Posted by Mayhem

Cameras are not allowed in the courtroom (so not sure how the photos emerged, maybe the screen in the overflow room?) but there are multiple reports of him falling asleep repeatedly during the procedure. Hillary was grilled for ten hours in one particular investigation. Trump couldn't even last an hour and completely ignored any notes passed to him by his lawyer because of it.

I'm not saying anything defending Biden, but if MAGA supporters want to keep labelled him as "Sleepy Joe", I think the other side are perfectly within their rights to label Trump as "Sleepy Don" now.

Also if what you say about Stormy Daniels is correct, why is she appearing for the prosecution in the trial? Surely her saying it wasn't hush money would hurt their argument?

Also it appears Trump is farting a lot in court too.

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1781373546297749865

What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.

[IndigoErth]

Just came to say that some loon supposedly decided to throw fliers or something around in a park across from the courthouse...then set himself on fire and ran into a barricade.

Just another day in America.

[Andrew NDB]

That'll show Trump for sure! "Look how ANGRY I am at you!" etcetera.

[IndigoErth]

Hopefully someone will have managed to grab one of his fliers and post it online. Supposedly he's some conspiracy theorist, so... hard to assume who he is for/against but... well, we all know the conspiracy theorist stuff tends to fall more to one side of the divide than the other.

Either way, if he's conscious, bet the whack job is now regretting this life choice to set himself ablaze.

edit: Okay. Both. If a pic I saw was him then his sign shows he is anti both Trump and Biden.


Shame that adults can't be forced into therapy by family members when it's clearly needed.

[ZariusTwo]

Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Just came to say that some loon supposedly decided to throw fliers or something around in a park across from the courthouse...then set himself on fire and ran into a barricade.

Just another day in America.

Update: The loon is dead. Apparently he was of the opinion Biden and Trump are secretly colluding or something and that the trial is fake.

https://deadline.com/2024/04/fire-tr...al-1235890365/

[oldmanwinters]

Originally Posted by ZariusTwo

Update: The loon is dead. Apparently he was of the opinion Biden and Trump are secretly colluding or something and that the trial is fake.

https://deadline.com/2024/04/fire-tr...al-1235890365/

Figures it was a “Florida man.”

[IndigoErth]

So the trial itself is even "fake" and Trump and Biden were behind it just to put on a show? Wow, that is even far deeper down the conspiracy rabbit hole than most are willing to go.

Shame that anyone would lose their mind to that extent (or mentally ill all along and just chose to make politics the outlet), but guess he did society a favor by opting out and not hurting anyone but himself in the process. Too bad for his family.

[Cowabung-Gal]

I miss the good old days when people poured ice water over themselves instead of gasoline to raise awareness.

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by IndigoErth

So the trial itself is even "fake" and Trump and Biden were behind it just to put on a show?

True, but isn't all politics pretty much a puppet show for adults? Half the country fighting with the other half while Trump and Biden chill on the weekend, playing golf and laughing at us.

[Mayhem]

Originally Posted by oldmanwinters

Figures it was a “Florida man.”

Bath salts?

[Andrew NDB]

Originally Posted by Cowabung-Gal

I miss the good old days when people poured ice water over themselves instead of gasoline to raise awareness.

Gasoline is OG-style since the old days. And you have to at least respect it a little bit. I mean, talk about putting your money where your mouth is.

[Cowabung-Gal]

Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

Gasoline is OG-style since the old days. And you have to at least respect it a little bit. I mean, talk about putting your money where your mouth is.

Yeah, I have absolutely no respect for weirdos who turn themselves into birthday candles. This guy was no Thich Quang Duc. He was just another bored and depressed lunatic who craved attention and wanted to leave this world with a bang, and people have more respect for those who off themselves for a “cause” rather than just for having mental problems.

Did he live in a third world country that was being torn apart by war? No. Was his country oppressing religious groups and forcing innocent people to stand in front of the firing wall? No. He lived in one of the most privileged societies in the world and yet he still felt the need to end his own life, whereas people who have it way worse in other counties continue to fight on no matter how hard it gets.

[Mayhem]

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/...34839901143179
https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/...35223231226289

Sooooo... on the opening day, Trump's lawyers accidentally confirm the money from Trump went to Daniels, not Cohen. I'm gonna let them keep the shovels to keep digging at this point...

[Mayhem]

Beautiful, utterly brilliant (yeah we do real satire in this country)

https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/s...85245505351810

[Andrew NDB]

lol @ people still talking about Stormy Daniels in 2024.