Quote yourself thread!

[GK Punk]

Man looking throw old posts I've seen lots of funny stuff. Find one (Or a few) of your personal favorites and post it here!

Originally Posted by Grunger Kittie

GK'S LAMER TRANSLATION SERVICE:

Dear sirs,

You are not very nice people. I do declare, this website and any one whom does indeed drool over the animated series "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" must be homosexual.

Thank you for your time, and please take this in to consideration.

Sewer Surfer.

[Peanut]

AHAHAHAHA! That's great GK. Just beautiful.

[That Matt Guy]

Originally Posted by Voltron

This year takes the cake for worst period of time in my life.

Here's one from Voltron.

[Voltron]

Originally Posted by Matthew138

I just found out I have lice.

Guess yer gon' haffa washur breeches! ahhh...to live and die in dixie.

[Barkworm]

One more from Volty:

Originally Posted by Voltron

Make no mistake, I am better than you are. Everything I say is unquestionably correct, everything I do is performed with the finesse of a god. My opinions are fact and my looks are devastating. Lately, there has been some debates on the board concerning things that I don't care about. Let me put those debates to rest by saying that, "If I don't care about it, then neither should you." Give into peer pressure folks, and always remember: Before making a thread, think to yourself, "Does Voltron care about this topic?" If not, just make a thread about how great I am and move about your business.

I have spoken.

[Machias Banshee]

This could be very interesting... but I dont make memorable quotes like you guys do...

[Barkworm]

Me neither, I'll just quote other people.

[That Matt Guy]

Originally Posted by Reznorite420

If being a moron was a sport, Voltron, you'd make the Hall of Fame every year.

Ah, the good old days.

And one of mine....

Originally posted by Matthew138

Hmm the text wasn't 20 feet high, was that Doom's tepid Bob Ross voice?

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by Machias Banshee

This could be very interesting... but I dont make memorable quotes like you guys do...

I'm in the same boat.

Matt that Rez post was GOLDEN!

[Voltron]

Originally Posted by Matthew138

You see, black guys drive a car like this... and white guys drive like this...

I have no idea where that came from.

[Barkworm]

It's a Simpsons quote.

[Voltron]

Are you sure? I don't remember that from any episode. I remember the "White guys have names like Lenny, while black guys have name like Carl," but I thought that was it.


Anyway, I always found this one to be a little backwards

Originally Posted by Ai Takahashi

and TMB, please stop being so biased about Japan. Not everything is great about it, and you don't need to attack people who hate it.

[GK Punk]

Yeah I remember that quote from the Simpsons. It was a stand up comic or something like that.

If being a moron was a sport, Voltron, you'd make the Hall of Fame every year.

Haha I saw that one and it gave me a good laugh.

[Voltron]

Why gotta playa hate?

[Barkworm]

Originally Posted by Alison Chains

Yeah I remember that quote from the Simpsons. It was a stand up comic or something like that.

Exactly. The scene goes on with Homer saying "HAHAHAHA, it's true, we're so lame!"
Oh here's one more of my favorites:

Originally Posted by BIC Donie

God uses His chosen to take down evil. He has also placed authorities with swords to kill and destroy.

[GK Punk]

Originally Posted by Voltron

Why gotta playa hate?

Oh no I meant Rez's stupidity made me laugh. I kept reading all of his cocky "I'm better than you" and snickering.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Originally Posted by Originally Posted by Ai Takahashi

and TMB, please stop being so biased about Japan. Not everything is great about it, and you don't need to attack people who hate it.

Duuuuude. I suck.

[That Matt Guy]

Originally Posted by Voltron

Truthfully? I have conversations with myself. I don't mean just to be weird, but meaningful conversations. But they usually wind up ending in childless name calling, and me never wanting to speak to me again.

Referring to Voltron:

Originally Posted by Karpo_007

He is a type of guy that is better to be left ignored. If he can't make a one good argument about his cause, don't pay atention to it.

[Voltron]

You're just jealous, Matt.

Attractive

Originally Posted by Matthew138

I have to go to the doctor today, and have part of my big toe cut off because of an infection that is brewing underneath my toenail. I'm cursed with a mishapen toenail, which gets ingrown every few months and causes me a lot of pain, but this is the worst. But I'm even more terrified of what the Doc will do to my toe.

[Machias Banshee]

Oh yuck... I"m gonna lose whatever lunch I had today...