Madlibs

*Skeletoncrew* · 11-06-2002, 02:00 PM

One of my favorite features here at the TECHNODROME is the madlib section. I just wanted to share the one I did today:

"I can't believe you guys are really going trick-or-treating," Raphael tells the other Turtles. "What's the big deal, dork, it's only once a year," Michaelangelo says, putting on a disturbingly realistic Cheetara mask. "Really, Leonardo, aren't you even a little embarrassed wearing that D'Artagnan costume?" Raphael continues. "Not at all," Leonardo says with a heavy smile, "I feel honored to portray such a hero." Rolling his eyes, Raphael turns to Donatello. "I should have guessed, a scientist." Donatello shakes his thigh. "Not just any scientist, mind you. I'm the great Dr. Smith." "Yeah, okay," Raphael says, "there's a X-files marathon on TV tonight anyway, so I'll just hang in here and watch that. You guys go ahead and make jerks out of yourselves." "Your loss, dude," Michaelangelo says, as the Turtles leave the lair with matching purple trick-or-treat bags in hand. Two hours into the X-files marathon, Raphael starts to doze off on the couch. He awakens to a soft scraping sound, surprised to find the room dark and quiet. That sounded almost like a bang, he thinks. "This is not funny, guys. It's almost like something Skeletoncrew would do." The noise grows louder and Raphael hears the sound of quiet breathing over his left shoulder. He slides to his feet, reaching for the wall for a light switch and flipping it on. "Seriously, this is..." Raphael turns around to see a shadowy figure behind the couch, a shotgun gleaming in one hand. "Wow!" he calls out. Just then, he hears footsteps off to his left. "Dude, I brought you a Krackle," Michaelangelo's voice says as the Turtles enter the room. "Ai yi yi! What the...?" "Be careful, fellas, it could be Evil Ash," Leonardo says, before turning to Raphael. "You're closest, you attack him." "Me?? Well, I..." Just then, the shadowy figure clears his throat and in a harsh voice says, "Groovy." Raphael looks running at him, and then at the Turtles, who are all smiling. The shadowy figure removes his cloak to reveal himself as Splinter. "I must keep my hot students on their toes." Everyone laughs, except Raphael, who stands with a[n] annoyance expression on his face. "Very funny, I knew it was you rugs behind this." Just then the group hears footsteps outside the lair. Everyone freezes as Bruce Campbell steps into the room. "I knew Mark McGuire gave me bad directions. Well, as long as I'm here, trick or treat?"

**azure turtle** · 11-06-2002, 04:53 PM

LOL!! Man, I should've saved the madlib I did... Maybe I'll do another one tonight. I just love 'em! I think Shredder did an awesome job with the new Halloween madlib.

*Skeletoncrew* · 11-06-2002, 06:33 PM

By all means! Share your madlibs!!!

**azure turtle** · 11-06-2002, 08:53 PM

*snicker*
I tried remembering most of the words I used when I first did the madlib. I think I got most of them, but there were a few I forgot. Ah well... Here's mine! I thought it was funny.

"I can't believe you guys are really going trick-or-treating," Raphael tells the other Turtles. "What's the big deal, biatch, it's only once a year," Michaelangelo says, putting on a disturbingly realistic Little Orphan Annie mask. "Really, Leonardo, aren't you even a little embarrassed wearing that D'Artagnan costume?" Raphael continues. "Not at all," Leonardo says with a dark smile, "I feel honored to portray such a hero." Rolling his eyes, Raphael turns to Donatello. "I should have guessed, a scientist." Donatello shakes his eye lid. "Not just any scientist, mind you. I'm the great Dr. Escargo." "Yeah, okay," Raphael says, "there's a Sponge Bob Square Pants marathon on TV tonight anyway, so I'll just hang in here and watch that. You guys go ahead and make pee pee heads out of yourselves." "Your loss, dude," Michaelangelo says, as the Turtles leave the lair with matching blue trick-or-treat bags in hand. Two hours into the Sponge Bob Square Pants marathon, Raphael starts to doze off on the couch. He awakens to a soft scraping sound, surprised to find the room dark and quiet. That sounded almost like a crash, he thinks. "This is not funny, guys. It's almost like something Azure would do." The noise grows louder and Raphael hears the sound of quiet breathing over his left shoulder. He kicks to his feet, reaching for the wall for a light switch and flipping it on. "Seriously, this is..." Raphael turns around to see a shadowy figure behind the couch, a anime mallet gleaming in one hand. "Thank you Cleveland!!" he calls out. Just then, he hears footsteps off to his left. "Dude, I brought you a Twix," Michaelangelo's voice says as the Turtles enter the room. "SPOON!!! What the...?" "Be careful, fellas, it could be Dr. Doom," Leonardo says, before turning to Raphael. "You're closest, you attack him." "Me?? Well, I..." Just then, the shadowy figure clears his throat and in a squeaky voice says, "Where\'s my cheesey poofs?!." Raphael looks quietly at him, and then at the Turtles, who are all smiling. The shadowy figure removes his cloak to reveal himself as Splinter. "I must keep my ugly students on their toes." Everyone laughs, except Raphael, who stands with a[n] angry expression on his face. "Very funny, I knew it was you mangos behind this." Just then the group hears footsteps outside the lair. Everyone freezes as Martha Stewart steps into the room. "I knew Tiger Woods gave me bad directions. Well, as long as I'm here, trick or treat?"

*Skeletoncrew* · 11-07-2002, 01:56 AM

Hee hee hee!

That's great! I especially like the 'Where's my cheesy poofs?!"

**HorseTechie** · 11-07-2002, 01:07 PM

Those are funny. I should swing by and do one too... we all know that a good saved madlib does go to some use.

(is strangly finding atlot of of tree time to goof off at work today)

**HorseTechie** · 11-07-2002, 01:19 PM

"HorseTechie, bring me that shiney wrench!" Baxter Stockman calls, pulling himself out from underneath a huge, cube-shaped piece of machinery. Lifting his goggles onto his forehead, he narrows his eyes at you and shakes his leg. "I want this invention to be my best yet. I hired you as an assistant, and the least you could do is actually assist me." He tweaks. "Next time I'm getting my assistant from TV Guide." As he turns, you say, "Couldn't you at least tell me more about this curcuit that's supposed to be some great invention?" You zap as Baxter returns to his work, ignoring you. "He looks like a wiseass working on that thing," you say under your breath. "Did you say something?" "Nothing important." Baxter looks at you for about a eons before speaking. "It's a machine that will transform a victim into whatever I choose." He holds up a handheld controller that looks like something out of The Terminator to you. "It should be ready after I tweak the yabba dabba boo," he says. "Now hand me that pitchfork!" You wait cunningly as Baxter continues his work, a Aerosmith cassette playing on his homemade radio. As you finish your third round of Monopoly, which you put together yourself out of scrap materials you found around the lab, Baxter exclaims, "Great gobs of... !!" You look up. "It's finished! Shredder and Krang will be impressed, I know it." He laughs. I'm such a sickly genius!" He looks at you. "Now to test it." Before you can react, he points the The Terminator controller at you. You try to beep, but find it difficult to move. Baxter's are the last words you hear as he leaves the lab carrying the machine. "Enjoy your new life as a pile of snot!"

**azure turtle** · 11-07-2002, 11:55 PM

*snicker*
A pile of snot?? Eyuck...

**HorseTechie** · 11-08-2002, 12:59 PM

*hheee* A lot better than being a pile of excrement...

**Shredder** · 11-08-2002, 05:56 PM

LOL- I love reading what people fill in the Madlibs with. I'm glad you guys like them, I have fun writing them.

If anyone has any ideas for future Madlibs or ways to improve them, let me know, I'm always looking for suggestions.

Thanks for the compliments, and look for the next one soon!

*Skeletoncrew* · 11-09-2002, 12:44 AM

"Oh my goodness! I can't believe we lost again to those round Turtles!" Shredder exclaims. "I'm so shiny, I could just fight anyone!" He pauses. "Hmm, that gives me an idea! Bebop! Rocksteady! We're going to the surface!" The three get into a puce module and drill their way to the surface. When they arrive, they find themselves near a crowd of people thrusting in a park. Shredder walks near them. "I challenge you to a fight!" he yells, pointing at you. "What's your name?" You pause and answer, "Skeletoncrew." Shredder laughs. "As if anyone was really named Skeletoncrew! No matter. I'm ready!" He flaps and gets into a ninja stance. You get into a fighting pose as well. Soon you two are fighting quickly. You get in two strong hits to his stomach. He doubles over but quickly recovers. He throws three punches that you manage to dodge, but then connects with a very hard kick to your bellybutton. "Hah! I've got you now! Curses! Foiled again!" he exclaims, standing over you. "Not so fast!" someone shouts. Shredder looks up. "David Bowie? What are you doing h-?" But before he can finish, David Bowie runs over and manages to do a wonder screw on Shredder. "Thanks," you say to your rescuer. But David Bowie has already disappeared into a large, burgundy aston martin. "Oooh..." Shredder says, as Bebop and Rocksteady drag his fuzzy body back to the module. "I'll get that dog!" Shredder manages to say weakly, holding up a spork and shaking it threateningly. "We will meet again!"

**HorseTechie** · 11-09-2002, 08:10 PM

*sputters on her soup*

**azure turtle** · 11-11-2002, 04:21 PM

LOL!! That was funny!

David Bowie saves the day!
*snicker*

11-06-2002, 02:00 PM	#1
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Madlibs One of my favorite features here at the TECHNODROME is the madlib section. I just wanted to share the one I did today: "I can't believe you guys are really going trick-or-treating," Raphael tells the other Turtles. "What's the big deal, dork, it's only once a year," Michaelangelo says, putting on a disturbingly realistic Cheetara mask. "Really, Leonardo, aren't you even a little embarrassed wearing that D'Artagnan costume?" Raphael continues. "Not at all," Leonardo says with a heavy smile, "I feel honored to portray such a hero." Rolling his eyes, Raphael turns to Donatello. "I should have guessed, a scientist." Donatello shakes his thigh. "Not just any scientist, mind you. I'm the great Dr. Smith." "Yeah, okay," Raphael says, "there's a X-files marathon on TV tonight anyway, so I'll just hang in here and watch that. You guys go ahead and make jerks out of yourselves." "Your loss, dude," Michaelangelo says, as the Turtles leave the lair with matching purple trick-or-treat bags in hand. Two hours into the X-files marathon, Raphael starts to doze off on the couch. He awakens to a soft scraping sound, surprised to find the room dark and quiet. That sounded almost like a bang, he thinks. "This is not funny, guys. It's almost like something Skeletoncrew would do." The noise grows louder and Raphael hears the sound of quiet breathing over his left shoulder. He slides to his feet, reaching for the wall for a light switch and flipping it on. "Seriously, this is..." Raphael turns around to see a shadowy figure behind the couch, a shotgun gleaming in one hand. "Wow!" he calls out. Just then, he hears footsteps off to his left. "Dude, I brought you a Krackle," Michaelangelo's voice says as the Turtles enter the room. "Ai yi yi! What the...?" "Be careful, fellas, it could be Evil Ash," Leonardo says, before turning to Raphael. "You're closest, you attack him." "Me?? Well, I..." Just then, the shadowy figure clears his throat and in a harsh voice says, "Groovy." Raphael looks running at him, and then at the Turtles, who are all smiling. The shadowy figure removes his cloak to reveal himself as Splinter. "I must keep my hot students on their toes." Everyone laughs, except Raphael, who stands with a[n] annoyance expression on his face. "Very funny, I knew it was you rugs behind this." Just then the group hears footsteps outside the lair. Everyone freezes as Bruce Campbell steps into the room. "I knew Mark McGuire gave me bad directions. Well, as long as I'm here, trick or treat?" __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

11-06-2002, 04:53 PM	#2
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	LOL!! Man, I should've saved the madlib I did... Maybe I'll do another one tonight. I just love 'em! I think Shredder did an awesome job with the new Halloween madlib. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

11-06-2002, 06:33 PM	#3
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	By all means! Share your madlibs!!! __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

11-06-2002, 08:53 PM	#4
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	snicker I tried remembering most of the words I used when I first did the madlib. I think I got most of them, but there were a few I forgot. Ah well... Here's mine! I thought it was funny. "I can't believe you guys are really going trick-or-treating," Raphael tells the other Turtles. "What's the big deal, biatch, it's only once a year," Michaelangelo says, putting on a disturbingly realistic Little Orphan Annie mask. "Really, Leonardo, aren't you even a little embarrassed wearing that D'Artagnan costume?" Raphael continues. "Not at all," Leonardo says with a dark smile, "I feel honored to portray such a hero." Rolling his eyes, Raphael turns to Donatello. "I should have guessed, a scientist." Donatello shakes his eye lid. "Not just any scientist, mind you. I'm the great Dr. Escargo." "Yeah, okay," Raphael says, "there's a Sponge Bob Square Pants marathon on TV tonight anyway, so I'll just hang in here and watch that. You guys go ahead and make pee pee heads out of yourselves." "Your loss, dude," Michaelangelo says, as the Turtles leave the lair with matching blue trick-or-treat bags in hand. Two hours into the Sponge Bob Square Pants marathon, Raphael starts to doze off on the couch. He awakens to a soft scraping sound, surprised to find the room dark and quiet. That sounded almost like a crash, he thinks. "This is not funny, guys. It's almost like something Azure would do." The noise grows louder and Raphael hears the sound of quiet breathing over his left shoulder. He kicks to his feet, reaching for the wall for a light switch and flipping it on. "Seriously, this is..." Raphael turns around to see a shadowy figure behind the couch, a anime mallet gleaming in one hand. "Thank you Cleveland!!" he calls out. Just then, he hears footsteps off to his left. "Dude, I brought you a Twix," Michaelangelo's voice says as the Turtles enter the room. "SPOON!!! What the...?" "Be careful, fellas, it could be Dr. Doom," Leonardo says, before turning to Raphael. "You're closest, you attack him." "Me?? Well, I..." Just then, the shadowy figure clears his throat and in a squeaky voice says, "Where\'s my cheesey poofs?!." Raphael looks quietly at him, and then at the Turtles, who are all smiling. The shadowy figure removes his cloak to reveal himself as Splinter. "I must keep my ugly students on their toes." Everyone laughs, except Raphael, who stands with a[n] angry expression on his face. "Very funny, I knew it was you mangos behind this." Just then the group hears footsteps outside the lair. Everyone freezes as Martha Stewart steps into the room. "I knew Tiger Woods gave me bad directions. Well, as long as I'm here, trick or treat?" __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

11-07-2002, 01:56 AM	#5
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Hee hee hee! That's great! I especially like the 'Where's my cheesy poofs?!" __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

11-07-2002, 01:07 PM	#6
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	Those are funny. I should swing by and do one too... we all know that a good saved madlib does go to some use. (is strangly finding atlot of of tree time to goof off at work today)

11-07-2002, 01:19 PM	#7
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	Baxter's Lab "HorseTechie, bring me that shiney wrench!" Baxter Stockman calls, pulling himself out from underneath a huge, cube-shaped piece of machinery. Lifting his goggles onto his forehead, he narrows his eyes at you and shakes his leg. "I want this invention to be my best yet. I hired you as an assistant, and the least you could do is actually assist me." He tweaks. "Next time I'm getting my assistant from TV Guide." As he turns, you say, "Couldn't you at least tell me more about this curcuit that's supposed to be some great invention?" You zap as Baxter returns to his work, ignoring you. "He looks like a wiseass working on that thing," you say under your breath. "Did you say something?" "Nothing important." Baxter looks at you for about a eons before speaking. "It's a machine that will transform a victim into whatever I choose." He holds up a handheld controller that looks like something out of The Terminator to you. "It should be ready after I tweak the yabba dabba boo," he says. "Now hand me that pitchfork!" You wait cunningly as Baxter continues his work, a Aerosmith cassette playing on his homemade radio. As you finish your third round of Monopoly, which you put together yourself out of scrap materials you found around the lab, Baxter exclaims, "Great gobs of... !!" You look up. "It's finished! Shredder and Krang will be impressed, I know it." He laughs. I'm such a sickly genius!" He looks at you. "Now to test it." Before you can react, he points the The Terminator controller at you. You try to beep, but find it difficult to move. Baxter's are the last words you hear as he leaves the lab carrying the machine. "Enjoy your new life as a pile of snot!"

11-07-2002, 11:55 PM	#8
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	snicker A pile of snot?? Eyuck... __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

11-08-2002, 12:59 PM	#9
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	hheee A lot better than being a pile of excrement...

11-08-2002, 05:56 PM	#10
Shredder Admin/Layton Apprentice Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Isla Nublar Posts: 481	Madlibs LOL- I love reading what people fill in the Madlibs with. I'm glad you guys like them, I have fun writing them. If anyone has any ideas for future Madlibs or ways to improve them, let me know, I'm always looking for suggestions. Thanks for the compliments, and look for the next one soon! __________________ "Well, actually, I always wanted to be a writer. Being a ruthless conqueror was my second choice." --Shredder, Take Me to Your Leader

11-09-2002, 12:44 AM	#11
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	This is one of my personal favorite mad-libs "Oh my goodness! I can't believe we lost again to those round Turtles!" Shredder exclaims. "I'm so shiny, I could just fight anyone!" He pauses. "Hmm, that gives me an idea! Bebop! Rocksteady! We're going to the surface!" The three get into a puce module and drill their way to the surface. When they arrive, they find themselves near a crowd of people thrusting in a park. Shredder walks near them. "I challenge you to a fight!" he yells, pointing at you. "What's your name?" You pause and answer, "Skeletoncrew." Shredder laughs. "As if anyone was really named Skeletoncrew! No matter. I'm ready!" He flaps and gets into a ninja stance. You get into a fighting pose as well. Soon you two are fighting quickly. You get in two strong hits to his stomach. He doubles over but quickly recovers. He throws three punches that you manage to dodge, but then connects with a very hard kick to your bellybutton. "Hah! I've got you now! Curses! Foiled again!" he exclaims, standing over you. "Not so fast!" someone shouts. Shredder looks up. "David Bowie? What are you doing h-?" But before he can finish, David Bowie runs over and manages to do a wonder screw on Shredder. "Thanks," you say to your rescuer. But David Bowie has already disappeared into a large, burgundy aston martin. "Oooh..." Shredder says, as Bebop and Rocksteady drag his fuzzy body back to the module. "I'll get that dog!" Shredder manages to say weakly, holding up a spork and shaking it threateningly. "We will meet again!" __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

11-09-2002, 08:10 PM	#12
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	sputters on her soup

11-11-2002, 04:21 PM	#13
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	LOL!! That was funny! David Bowie saves the day! snicker __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!