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If the Four Bad Guys Weren't Bad Guys
Okay, everyone, we had a good time coming up with likely scenarios for our favorite heroes in a halfshell. Now I think it's time we do the same for our four favorite bad guys in the cartoon:
Shredder Krang Bebop Rocksteady Shredder: If this guy wasn't involved with Krang - let's say he still followed Splinter to America - I think it would have been very much like it was in the first couple episodes of the cartoon. The Foot Clan would have run amok, with Shredder as their leader. Krang: If he hadn't been banished from Dimension X, I'll bet he could have had his own daytime talk show. I always thought Krang was funny. Bebop and Rocksteady: These guys can't be apart, so I'd say they'd be in jail somewhere. Eventually, somebody would bring them to justice. Either that, or they would become vice-presidents in charge of Channel 6 programming, like in "Plan 6 from Outer Space." "Hello, boss. How did you get our private phone number?" "Simple. I dialed M for moron." Rocksteady and Shredder, from "Plan 6 from Outer Space" |
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First off, Bebop and Rocksteady would not be in jail...You gotta be bad to be in jail right?
Anyway, lets see.... Shredder-I imagine him to be some kind of pizza chef, don't ask why. Krang- I imagine him to be some multi-billionaire... Be-bop/Rocksteady- 2 punks who don't know what they are doing and try to act cool |
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Shredder said himself. I think he said something along lines " I have always wanted to be a writer. The conquer of world was my second choice".
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That's "Well I always wanted to be a writer... being a ruthless conqueror was my second choice" -Take me to your Leader, Karpo
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Well it was pretty close...
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hehe, I watch too much tmnt, although I haven't watched it as much lately.
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Ooooooo me likes!
Shredder: If he would've never met krang since krang wouldn't have been banished from dimension x, he'd try to kill hamato yoshi, but screw it up with the mutagen, and make yoshi and his turtles mutants, then splinter would train the turtles and send em to seek revenge, they'd have a fight in some mcdonalds' rooftop, shredder would fall off and die. Or something. Krang: If he wouldn't have been banished he'd still be ruling dimension x, of course!As of now he'd probably conquered a bunch of planets and got the neutrinos as his slaves. Bebop & rocksteady: they'd be stealing money, smashing things and such. Later they'd probably meet beavis and butthead, and start a new life, one full of tv and nachos! Yeah...that's what would have happened in my opinion. Edit: OMG, topic is "what if the bad guys werent bad guys", not "what if the bad guys would've never met each other" or anything i'll have to post again to make this post at least a bit more on-topic Shredder: Oh he'd be a writer, no doubt about it.He'd write hits such as "How to be a ninjitsu master in 5 easy steps" and "how to wear a stupid metal costume all the time and not get sliced in 5 easy steps" Krang: He'd be ruling dimension x...but...uhhhhh...he'd be a good ruler!yeah! He'd put arcades everywhere so the neutrinos can have fun, and he'd buy the stone warriors/soldiers some sunscreen (y'know, dry skin is bad!) Bebop & Rocksteady: They'd be kicked out of school for being too dumb/troublesome, then die or something. Ok that was lame Oh i know i know!They'd graduate in hardvard and become fracking rocket scientists. |
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Stone Warrior
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beebop and rockstead would be like beavis and butt head, shredder would be and actor"noooooooooooooooooooooooo!"(dont ask) krang would be eaten cuz some thought he was ham
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four bad guys
Shredder: Well its obvious he could have been a great ninja second to only Splinter maybe? On the cartoon he wasn't always showing off any ninja skills he had but he had some wicked moves in the first movie.
Krang: He is a freak of nature on Earth...don't see how he'd make it well above. Secretly, he could be some big technologies manufacturer or something. Bebop and Rocksteady: Easy...two punkers in a mean rock band.
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Re: four bad guys
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I think shredder would be a general in an army...this is if he didn't follow Splinter to America, and if he were to remain good...
Krang I see him going insane, don't ask why, I just think that one day he would be in a mental institution somewhere. Bebop and Rocksteady on the other hand, I don't know...I have a funny feeling that they would be no good punks for a while, but you never know, they might get a clue and grow up Did I just say that about them...Maybe I need to go to an institution somewhere
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