Teenage Mutant Kung-Fu Chickens?

**Jester** · 09-09-2007, 05:59 PM

Hello all, Jester here.
Has anyone else heard the Ray Stevens song Teenage Mutant Kung-Fu Chickens? I searched You Tube for a video to accompany this post...but the ones I found sucked, so I'll just post the lyrics.

ON A CHICKEN FARM JUST DOWNSTREAM FROM OAK RIDGE TENNESSEE
A NUCLEAR REACTOR LEAKED INTO SOME WATER ACCIDENTALLY
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS LIKE A HORROR STORY BY RALPH NADER
THAT TOXIC WASTE LEAKED INTO A BROOD HOUSE INCUBATOR

INSIDE THAT CHICKEN COOP THEY ALWAYS KEEP THE TV ON
SAID THE PROGRAMS HELP THE CHICKS TO GROW, HELP TO KEEP THEM CALM
AS 4 LITTLE CHICKENS PUT THAT HEAVY WATER DOWN THEIR GULLETS
THE KUNG FU SHOW WAS ON THE AIR AND SOMETHIN' HAPPENED TO THOSE PULLETS

THEY BEGAN TO GROW, AND GROW,
WITH THAT KUNG FU SHOW LOCKED IN THEIR BRAINS
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN EXPLAIN

Chorus 1
TEENAGE MUTANT KUNG FU CHICKENS (BUCK-BUCK-BUCK)
BIG AS A HOUSE STRONG AS THE DICKENS (BUCK-BUCK)
ANYTHING THEY WANT IS EASY PICKINS (BUCK-BUCK-BUCK)
FOR TEENAGE MUTANT KUNG FU CHICKENS (BUCK-BUCK-BUCK)

ONE SAID HIS NAME WAS FRICASSI, THE SECOND CORDON BLEU
THE THIRD WAS CATCHETORI, AND THE FOURTH THEY JUST CALLED STEW
THEY COULD'VE BEEN DANGEROUS HAVING GROWN SO BIG ON HEAVY WATER
BUT THEY DECIDED THEY WOULD LIVE THEIR LIVES ON THE SIDE OF LAW AND ORDER

Chorus 2
TEENAGE MUTANT KUNG FU ROOSTERS (BUCK-BUCK)
BAD GUYS WON'T HAVE IT EASY LIKE THEY USTER (BUCK-ACK)
THEY COME WITH TAI KUANDO AND ALL THE FIXINS (BUCK-BUCK-BUCK)
THEY'RE TEENAGE MUTANT KUNG FU CHICKENS (BUCK-BUCK-BUCK)

Spoken:
YEAH, WE'S JUST ALL DOWN THERE AT THE BARN HOLDIN' THE AUCTION
SO WE WOULDN'T LOSE THE FARM, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THESE BIG PULLETS WITH BLACK SCARVES 'ROUND THEIR FORE'DS COME OVER THAT HILL YONDER AND SURROUNDED THEM BANKERS, PECKED 'EM ON THE HEADS, DROPPED 'EM LIKE GREEN PERSIMONS. YEAH THEN THEY WENT DOWN THERE AT THE BOTTOM 'FORTY, START SCRATCHIN' AROUND LIKE CHICKENS'D WAN' TO DO, 'FORE YOU KNOW IT THEY'D PLOWED THAT WHOLE FIELD READY FOR PLANTIN'. YEAH, THEY SAVED OUR FARM.

Repeat Chorus 1

HEY ****-A-DOODLE DUDE!

Time Mistress · 09-09-2007, 06:21 PM

Well they say imitations is the sinecerest form of flattery, that or let's rip it off and make some money.

I actually found an issue of something called Adolescent Radioactive Blackbelt Hamsters when looking through the dollar bin at the comics store last week. I had heard it existed, but this was the first time I had seen an actual issue. Some TMNT parodies are sure strange.

**Jester** · 09-09-2007, 06:24 PM

I own the first 2 ARBH comics...very humerous. Unlike the Frogtown films, I own Frogtown 2 (Return to Frogtown) and there's a song directly attacking the TMNT...

EDIT: Someone posted it on Youtube

*Drtooth* · 09-10-2007, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Time Mistress

Well they say imitations is the sinecerest form of flattery, that or let's rip it off and make some money.

I actually found an issue of something called Adolescent Radioactive Blackbelt Hamsters when looking through the dollar bin at the comics store last week. I had heard it existed, but this was the first time I had seen an actual issue. Some TMNT parodies are sure strange.

Ehhhhh... I guess this song's funny. But clearly a product of "TMNT is a stupid kid's cartoon, not an alternative comic book" thinking.

Here's one of my favorite parodies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Cl7AM9Fdc

*odupianist* · 09-11-2007, 09:42 AM

hah that was a good parody. I miss Tiny Toons

*Ninjinister* · 09-11-2007, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Time Mistress

Well they say imitations is the sinecerest form of flattery, that or let's rip it off and make some money.

I actually found an issue of something called Adolescent Radioactive Blackbelt Hamsters when looking through the dollar bin at the comics store last week. I had heard it existed, but this was the first time I had seen an actual issue. Some TMNT parodies are sure strange.

It's not a ripoff, but just a parody song. Ray Stevens was a musical comedian. Think of "Weird Al" Yankovic if he started back in the '50's.

*BubblyShell22* · 09-12-2007, 08:38 AM

This sounds like a funny song. I don't think Ray was insulting the Turtles at all. He was just poking fun in a funny way.

**Jester** · 09-12-2007, 12:42 PM

Yeah I love the song...I would post it, or even make a video, if I could think of any images to use.

09-09-2007, 05:59 PM	#1
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,297	Teenage Mutant Kung-Fu Chickens? Hello all, Jester here. Has anyone else heard the Ray Stevens song Teenage Mutant Kung-Fu Chickens? I searched You Tube for a video to accompany this post...but the ones I found sucked, so I'll just post the lyrics. ON A CHICKEN FARM JUST DOWNSTREAM FROM OAK RIDGE TENNESSEE A NUCLEAR REACTOR LEAKED INTO SOME WATER ACCIDENTALLY WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS LIKE A HORROR STORY BY RALPH NADER THAT TOXIC WASTE LEAKED INTO A BROOD HOUSE INCUBATOR INSIDE THAT CHICKEN COOP THEY ALWAYS KEEP THE TV ON SAID THE PROGRAMS HELP THE CHICKS TO GROW, HELP TO KEEP THEM CALM AS 4 LITTLE CHICKENS PUT THAT HEAVY WATER DOWN THEIR GULLETS THE KUNG FU SHOW WAS ON THE AIR AND SOMETHIN' HAPPENED TO THOSE PULLETS THEY BEGAN TO GROW, AND GROW, WITH THAT KUNG FU SHOW LOCKED IN THEIR BRAINS THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN EXPLAIN Chorus 1 TEENAGE MUTANT KUNG FU CHICKENS (BUCK-BUCK-BUCK) BIG AS A HOUSE STRONG AS THE DICKENS (BUCK-BUCK) ANYTHING THEY WANT IS EASY PICKINS (BUCK-BUCK-BUCK) FOR TEENAGE MUTANT KUNG FU CHICKENS (BUCK-BUCK-BUCK) ONE SAID HIS NAME WAS FRICASSI, THE SECOND CORDON BLEU THE THIRD WAS CATCHETORI, AND THE FOURTH THEY JUST CALLED STEW THEY COULD'VE BEEN DANGEROUS HAVING GROWN SO BIG ON HEAVY WATER BUT THEY DECIDED THEY WOULD LIVE THEIR LIVES ON THE SIDE OF LAW AND ORDER Chorus 2 TEENAGE MUTANT KUNG FU ROOSTERS (BUCK-BUCK) BAD GUYS WON'T HAVE IT EASY LIKE THEY USTER (BUCK-ACK) THEY COME WITH TAI KUANDO AND ALL THE FIXINS (BUCK-BUCK-BUCK) THEY'RE TEENAGE MUTANT KUNG FU CHICKENS (BUCK-BUCK-BUCK) Spoken: YEAH, WE'S JUST ALL DOWN THERE AT THE BARN HOLDIN' THE AUCTION SO WE WOULDN'T LOSE THE FARM, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THESE BIG PULLETS WITH BLACK SCARVES 'ROUND THEIR FORE'DS COME OVER THAT HILL YONDER AND SURROUNDED THEM BANKERS, PECKED 'EM ON THE HEADS, DROPPED 'EM LIKE GREEN PERSIMONS. YEAH THEN THEY WENT DOWN THERE AT THE BOTTOM 'FORTY, START SCRATCHIN' AROUND LIKE CHICKENS'D WAN' TO DO, 'FORE YOU KNOW IT THEY'D PLOWED THAT WHOLE FIELD READY FOR PLANTIN'. YEAH, THEY SAVED OUR FARM. Repeat Chorus 1 HEY ****-A-DOODLE DUDE! __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

09-09-2007, 06:21 PM	#2
Time Mistress Stone Warrior Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pennshellvania, or the 79th level of Null-Time Posts: 710	Well they say imitations is the sinecerest form of flattery, that or let's rip it off and make some money. I actually found an issue of something called Adolescent Radioactive Blackbelt Hamsters when looking through the dollar bin at the comics store last week. I had heard it existed, but this was the first time I had seen an actual issue. Some TMNT parodies are sure strange. __________________ AKA the Edwardian Adventuress and Fairlady_Z "You just made your last mistake, Bugeyes -- 'cuz nobody beats up my best buddy and gets away with it -- Nobody! Got that?!" Raphael about Michaelangelo, TMNT Volume 1

09-09-2007, 06:24 PM	#3
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,297	I own the first 2 ARBH comics...very humerous. Unlike the Frogtown films, I own Frogtown 2 (Return to Frogtown) and there's a song directly attacking the TMNT... EDIT: Someone posted it on Youtube __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656 Last edited by Jester; 09-09-2007 at 06:30 PM.

09-12-2007, 12:42 PM	#8
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,297	Yeah I love the song...I would post it, or even make a video, if I could think of any images to use. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

09-11-2007, 09:42 AM	#5
odupianist Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,744	hah that was a good parody. I miss Tiny Toons

09-12-2007, 08:38 AM	#7
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	This sounds like a funny song. I don't think Ray was insulting the Turtles at all. He was just poking fun in a funny way.