[Fan Video] (Not TMNT Related) Mindnumbingly Moronic Movies

**Jester** · 08-04-2008, 09:32 AM

I've finally decided to try a online video series, and here's the promo. I'm not sure how long it'll be before I actually have the first video, since I might need to upgrade (read: Replace) my system before I do so.

**Jester** · 08-07-2008, 11:35 PM

Wow....well that sucks....ok here's the actual video:

Enjoy...I hope.

*KROW* · 08-08-2008, 10:22 PM

I want to see that movie now.

That was pretty good, man. I'd like to see another bad movie review. Er... Another review of a bad movie, I mean...

**Jester** · 08-08-2008, 10:23 PM

Yea, I have friends!!

FYI: The whole of Terror of Tiny Town can be viewed on Youtube.

*KROW* · 08-08-2008, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jester

FYI: The whole of Terror of Tiny Town can be viewed on Youtube.

Cool. I'll be looking forward to the chase scenes with the Shetland ponies.

*Roseangelo* · 08-08-2008, 10:46 PM

I watched your video last night and was equally intrigued by this movie I've never heard of. I may need to make myself suffer and watch it. I think you did a really good job, but you should come out of hiding from the dark!

**Jester** · 08-08-2008, 11:11 PM

I need a better camera is all...I wonder how well my Kodak will work.

**Machias Banshee** · 08-08-2008, 11:45 PM

Hey... why is that movie familiar?

Well done, Jester..! This was a good first 'episode' for MMM.

Just outta curiosity, are you using Microsoft Movie maker, or are you using something like Pinnacle Studios to make the review?

**Jester** · 08-09-2008, 01:12 PM

Just the basic Movie Maker. I was thinking of upgrading my system and even the program eventually.

Raphael_ · 08-10-2008, 06:52 PM

Does this video go out of A/V sync at about 4:00 for anyone else?

You're very well spoken so I've enjoyed it so far.

**Jester** · 08-11-2008, 03:33 AM

Yeah the bane of being an amature video editor using a basic program.

I took the audio track (saved as a separate MP3 file) of me from the video and then spliced in the clips from the movie, with my voice running as a second, underlying track.

In other words, when the video of me was on screen, the actual sound was muted, and the other audio only clip provided the audio. I'd then cut back to me and have to try, manually matching the video to the audio, which ain't easy. If anyone knows a better way, I'd love to hear it, cause I'm new to all of this. (I guess I could only use the underlying secondary audio track for the actual movie clips, and just keep established audio of me for when I'm on screen.. Gah, that'd work much easier!! D'OH!)

Also extra points to anyone who finds the big mistake I made in the movie.

**Jester** · 08-16-2008, 04:41 PM

Here's episode 2. The film: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=40896409

*Roseangelo* · 08-16-2008, 05:08 PM

Crap, I forgot to reply to your PM.

But I watched your review and also enjoyed this one. I kinda like these because they give me the experience of watching the movie without having to waste away 2 hours of my life.

**Jester** · 08-16-2008, 05:19 PM

Uh...thanks...

Yeah, you can blame MST3K and Wes from Scary-Crayon for the idea, sort of.

MST3K for the makeing fun of bad movies, and Wes for showing me that the $1 DVD bin at Wal*Mart and Dollar Tree are your friend.

*KROW* · 08-16-2008, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jester

Here's episode 2. The film: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=40896409

Man, I wish I could watch videos on MySpace. I remember watching bits of Abraxas years ago. If you ever put this on YouTube or another site, let me know. I'd love to see your review of this.

**Jester** · 08-16-2008, 09:51 PM

Uploading to Revver now...cause I likes the idea of maybe getting paid for this. :p

**Jester** · 08-17-2008, 01:15 PM

And here it is
http://revver.com/video/1113682/mind...ovies-abraxas/
And the link for the ToTT video
http://revver.com/video/1112050/mind...-of-tiny-town/

*cowabunga14* · 08-17-2008, 04:26 PM

I'm enjoying the reviews so far, Jester.

You should do one of Plan 9 from Outer Space.

**Machias Banshee** · 08-17-2008, 09:18 PM

Good stuff Jester...

If there's any movies I'd recommend, it'd be "Walkabout".. set in australia, involves children in a desert and a gun-happy dad... that was a total snorefest in Screenwriting class.

**Jester** · 08-17-2008, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowabunga14

I'm enjoying the reviews so far, Jester.

You should do one of Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Shh.....you'll spoil it....ahh heck, I'll spill.

Spoiler:

Machi, I may have to...for November. I'm watching a film now called Deayth by Dialogue which is soooo truth in advertising.

View Poll Results: Now that I've been at this for 4 months now...a poll...should I keep this up?
Yes, they're great! Very fun!	6	60.00%
No! You suck worse than these movies!	2	20.00%
Whatever, I really don't care...then again if I don't care why'd I respond to the poll?	2	20.00%
Voters: 10. You may not vote on this poll

08-04-2008, 09:32 AM	#1
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	(Only Slightly TMNT Related) Mindnumbingly Moronic Movies© I've finally decided to try a online video series, and here's the promo. I'm not sure how long it'll be before I actually have the first video, since I might need to upgrade (read: Replace) my system before I do so. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656 Last edited by Jester; 01-12-2009 at 05:51 PM.

08-07-2008, 11:35 PM	#2
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Wow....well that sucks....ok here's the actual video: Enjoy...I hope. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

08-08-2008, 10:22 PM	#3
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	I want to see that movie now. That was pretty good, man. I'd like to see another bad movie review. Er... Another review of a bad movie, I mean... __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

08-08-2008, 10:23 PM	#4
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Yea, I have friends!! FYI: The whole of Terror of Tiny Town can be viewed on Youtube. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

08-08-2008, 10:46 PM	#6
Roseangelo Emperor Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California Posts: 9,116	I watched your video last night and was equally intrigued by this movie I've never heard of. I may need to make myself suffer and watch it. I think you did a really good job, but you should come out of hiding from the dark! __________________ www.ninjapizza.net www.colorsbyrosemary.com

08-08-2008, 11:11 PM	#7
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	I need a better camera is all...I wonder how well my Kodak will work. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

08-08-2008, 11:45 PM	#8
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Hey... why is that movie familiar? Well done, Jester..! This was a good first 'episode' for MMM. Just outta curiosity, are you using Microsoft Movie maker, or are you using something like Pinnacle Studios to make the review?

08-09-2008, 01:12 PM	#9
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Just the basic Movie Maker. I was thinking of upgrading my system and even the program eventually. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

08-10-2008, 06:52 PM	#10
Raphael_ Hench Mutant Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 303	Does this video go out of A/V sync at about 4:00 for anyone else? You're very well spoken so I've enjoyed it so far. __________________

08-11-2008, 03:33 AM	#11
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Yeah the bane of being an amature video editor using a basic program. I took the audio track (saved as a separate MP3 file) of me from the video and then spliced in the clips from the movie, with my voice running as a second, underlying track. In other words, when the video of me was on screen, the actual sound was muted, and the other audio only clip provided the audio. I'd then cut back to me and have to try, manually matching the video to the audio, which ain't easy. If anyone knows a better way, I'd love to hear it, cause I'm new to all of this. (I guess I could only use the underlying secondary audio track for the actual movie clips, and just keep established audio of me for when I'm on screen.. Gah, that'd work much easier!! D'OH!) Also extra points to anyone who finds the big mistake I made in the movie. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

08-16-2008, 04:41 PM	#12
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Here's episode 2. The film: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=40896409 __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

08-16-2008, 05:08 PM	#13
Roseangelo Emperor Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California Posts: 9,116	Crap, I forgot to reply to your PM. But I watched your review and also enjoyed this one. I kinda like these because they give me the experience of watching the movie without having to waste away 2 hours of my life. __________________ www.ninjapizza.net www.colorsbyrosemary.com

08-16-2008, 05:19 PM	#14
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Uh...thanks... Yeah, you can blame MST3K and Wes from Scary-Crayon for the idea, sort of. MST3K for the makeing fun of bad movies, and Wes for showing me that the $1 DVD bin at Wal*Mart and Dollar Tree are your friend. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

08-16-2008, 09:51 PM	#16
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Uploading to Revver now...cause I likes the idea of maybe getting paid for this. :p __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

08-17-2008, 01:15 PM	#17
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	And here it is http://revver.com/video/1113682/mind...ovies-abraxas/ And the link for the ToTT video http://revver.com/video/1112050/mind...-of-tiny-town/ __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

08-17-2008, 04:26 PM	#18
cowabunga14 Lover of Weird Things Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,014	I'm enjoying the reviews so far, Jester. You should do one of Plan 9 from Outer Space. __________________ How can something so beautiful shine on something so dreadful?

08-17-2008, 09:18 PM	#19
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Good stuff Jester... If there's any movies I'd recommend, it'd be "Walkabout".. set in australia, involves children in a desert and a gun-happy dad... that was a total snorefest in Screenwriting class.