Shredder, Krang and the war on terror

the_minimizer · 03-11-2002, 10:34 PM

In recent news, known terrorists Shredder and Krang have reportedly managed to get the technodrome free from dimension-x once again. The technodrome was seen rolling through time square earlier today. There were several reports of injuries and one fatality as some tourists mistaked it for a stadium.

Shredder and Krang then opened a portal to Afghanistan where they went on a rampage of revenge against the Al Queda Network. Krang has this to say,"Blast those stupid Al Queda fools for destroying the Twin Towers. We needed the Twin Towers to transmit a collossal dimensional portal to dimension-x so that we can blast this cursed planet to atoms. Now, we must rely on the Channel Six building to transmit the portal."

As unlikely as it seems, Shredder and Krang are helping the U.S. to fight the Al Queda network but experts think it will be just a matter of time before the technodrome rolls back to New York to to steal more energy. Krang and Shredder have been temporarily removed from the list of known terrorists but US officials think that it will be only for short time.

**azure turtle** · 03-12-2002, 02:43 AM

Uh....sure dude, whatever you say

Raijin Z · 03-15-2002, 06:54 PM

Shredder and Krang nearly destroyed NYC on numerous occasions, in case you forgot.

Tinselcat · 05-17-2002, 10:04 AM

Shredder and Krang: The new american heroes!! (somehow, that just doesn't sound right...)

03-12-2002, 02:43 AM	#2
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05-17-2002, 10:04 AM	#4
Tinselcat Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2002 Location: uuuuh... off planet. Posts: 1,190	Shredder and Krang: The new american heroes!! (somehow, that just doesn't sound right...) __________________

03-11-2002, 10:34 PM	#1
the_minimizer Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 230	In recent news, known terrorists Shredder and Krang have reportedly managed to get the technodrome free from dimension-x once again. The technodrome was seen rolling through time square earlier today. There were several reports of injuries and one fatality as some tourists mistaked it for a stadium. Shredder and Krang then opened a portal to Afghanistan where they went on a rampage of revenge against the Al Queda Network. Krang has this to say,"Blast those stupid Al Queda fools for destroying the Twin Towers. We needed the Twin Towers to transmit a collossal dimensional portal to dimension-x so that we can blast this cursed planet to atoms. Now, we must rely on the Channel Six building to transmit the portal." As unlikely as it seems, Shredder and Krang are helping the U.S. to fight the Al Queda network but experts think it will be just a matter of time before the technodrome rolls back to New York to to steal more energy. Krang and Shredder have been temporarily removed from the list of known terrorists but US officials think that it will be only for short time.

03-15-2002, 06:54 PM	#3
Raijin Z Thug Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Old Murakumo Base, Mars Posts: 68	Shredder and Krang nearly destroyed NYC on numerous occasions, in case you forgot.