Sexy Ninja Turtle Costumes "Behold the wrongness"

*plastroncafe* · 01-26-2010, 10:56 AM

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

If it involves Ninja Turtles, it'll end up in my inbox or pinged to me in an IM. It never fails.
Case in point...

My girlfriend IM'd me this morning with the following:

"Babe? I would love to see you dress as a sexy Raphael.
I'm just saying."

Now, considering we met via an online panfandom game where I play Raph...color me just the slightest bit confused. Then she lays THIS link on me.
(Just hold the cursor over the link and read the URL that io9.com gave the article. Images are worksafe...but consider yourself warned.)

That said, the Cobra outfit is rather nice...
What?! Don't judge me!

*gobo* · 01-26-2010, 11:20 AM

What is this "sexy" you speak of? I've never heard of such a thing.[/judgingyou]

*Master Splinter* · 01-26-2010, 11:29 AM

Now I know what to get my wife for Halloween

-ms

***First of Two Latin Kings*** · 01-26-2010, 12:04 PM

That is easily the hottest thing I've ever seen.

*Powder* · 01-26-2010, 12:31 PM

I have in fact seen these before & I would love a chick to rock one around me!

*Raph's Girl* · 01-26-2010, 12:51 PM

Those actually look cool. I particularly like the Wolverine one. The Bumblebee one kinda reminds me of Wonder Woman's outfit. The Raphael one is... I dunno.. those boots and the shell are kinda off....but it's cool just the same.

And going to the website they're from. Wow....the regular adult TMNT costumes are awesome (the kids ones are um er um...yeah...)

http://www.costumecraze.com/TRTL21.html

The uh Sexy costumes aren't for sale yet apperantly. *lol*

**Venom** · 01-26-2010, 03:10 PM

I think I could get past the costume if someone like the Karai-clone in the pic was wearing it.

*Wes* · 01-26-2010, 04:36 PM

Oh shell yeah -- I'd totally turtle wax that ass.

*Candy Kappa* · 01-26-2010, 06:05 PM

I want to buy one for my girlfriend

*shuriken* · 01-26-2010, 06:25 PM

The Cobra one does look nice... I wouldn't mind seeing my girlfriend in that one. The Raph one looks really wierd though.

*Koi* · 01-26-2010, 08:52 PM

Raphael? Shouldn't it be more of on the lines of a female character like April or Karai? Kind of odd seeing a chick impersonating a male turtle...

*gobo* · 01-26-2010, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drawsher

Kind of odd seeing a chick impersonating a male turtle...

Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and Wolverine are all dude-ish too (can a robot ever really be a dude?), so there's certainly a pattern forming here...

Newton Gimmick · 01-26-2010, 10:37 PM

I'm not sure how good I'll look in these, but it's worth a shot.

***First of Two Latin Kings*** · 01-26-2010, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton Gimmick

I'm not sure how good I'll look in these, but it's worth a shot.

Aren't you a dude? Now that's just really wrong.

*The Stryker* · 01-27-2010, 03:25 PM

Gross.

I may be alone in saying this but I don't want to have sex with Optimus Prime.

**Venom** · 01-27-2010, 05:45 PM

Lol! It's not like you're inserting your memory stick into Optimus's USB port, but rather a girl you dig trying to be cute by wearing something that barely resembles a character you enjoy. You know how folks are, thinking that putting two things ya like together makes it twice as better.

*Koi* · 01-27-2010, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom

Lol! It's not like you're inserting your memory stick into Optimus's USB port, but rather a girl you dig trying to be cute by wearing something that barely resembles a character you enjoy. You know how folks are, thinking that putting two things ya like together makes it twice as better.

Wonder women + guy = not right.
So wouldn't that be the same if it was a female? Not right when you just exchange genders like that. Is this a another form of cross dressing?

Timmetry · 01-27-2010, 06:22 PM

Wonder Woman + Guy = wrong, yes, but this is a bit different if you think about it.

Super Man + Chick = Super Girl, not cross dresser.

SpiderMan + Chick = SpiderGirl/Woman

Batman/Batgirl

etc.

*Koi* · 01-27-2010, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timmetry

Wonder Woman + Guy = wrong, yes, but this is a bit different if you think about it.

Raphael + female = right?

wolverine + female = right?

Might be the fact I am a female and I just find chicks dressing up as a dude bizarre to say the least.

I think you didn't understand what I was saying Trimmetry.

*The Stryker* · 01-27-2010, 06:45 PM

I don't find chicks dressing up as giant turtles and robots that turn into cars sexy.

At all.

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Master Splinter 幸 - 愛 - 思う Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Louis Posts: 2,824	Now I know what to get my wife for Halloween -ms __________________

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Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	Those actually look cool. I particularly like the Wolverine one. The Bumblebee one kinda reminds me of Wonder Woman's outfit. The Raphael one is... I dunno.. those boots and the shell are kinda off....but it's cool just the same. And going to the website they're from. Wow....the regular adult TMNT costumes are awesome (the kids ones are um er um...yeah...) http://www.costumecraze.com/TRTL21.html The uh Sexy costumes aren't for sale yet apperantly. lol __________________ Last edited by Raph's Girl; 01-26-2010 at 12:56 PM.

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Wes Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A very scary place. With crayons! Posts: 1,607	Oh shell yeah -- I'd totally turtle wax that ass. __________________ * Scary-Crayon * Wesoteric * Chew your gum properly, ok? Aaand... Technodrome buy/sell/trade thread here!

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Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,954	I have in fact seen these before & I would love a chick to rock one around me!

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Venom Space Knight Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,637	I think I could get past the costume if someone like the Karai-clone in the pic was wearing it.

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shuriken Second City Shinobi Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chi-town Posts: 4,182	The Cobra one does look nice... I wouldn't mind seeing my girlfriend in that one. The Raph one looks really wierd though. __________________ Some things are better left unsaid. This isn't one of them

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Koi Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,787	Raphael? Shouldn't it be more of on the lines of a female character like April or Karai? Kind of odd seeing a chick impersonating a male turtle...

01-26-2010, 10:37 PM	#13
Newton Gimmick Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,154	I'm not sure how good I'll look in these, but it's worth a shot.

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The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Gross. I may be alone in saying this but I don't want to have sex with Optimus Prime. __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

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Venom Space Knight Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,637	Lol! It's not like you're inserting your memory stick into Optimus's USB port, but rather a girl you dig trying to be cute by wearing something that barely resembles a character you enjoy. You know how folks are, thinking that putting two things ya like together makes it twice as better.

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Timmetry Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 292	Wonder Woman + Guy = wrong, yes, but this is a bit different if you think about it. Super Man + Chick = Super Girl, not cross dresser. SpiderMan + Chick = SpiderGirl/Woman Batman/Batgirl etc.

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The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	I don't find chicks dressing up as giant turtles and robots that turn into cars sexy. At all. __________________ @~<3 Mom~@