Character Cage Match: The Avengers vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

*Xav* · 12-09-2012, 08:29 PM

Character Cage Match: The Avengers vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

*oldmanwinters* · 12-09-2012, 08:39 PM

Just doesn't seem fair, man.

As big a Turtle fan as I am, I just couldn't justify any TMNT character winning any of those matchups? Captain America is probably the weakest of the Big Four Avengers and even Leonardo would be a long shot at winning that one.

**Jester** · 12-09-2012, 08:45 PM

April and Casey MAY be able to take Hawkeye and Widow...but in all the others those Marvel boys don't cut 'em no slack.

*oldmanwinters* · 12-09-2012, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

April and Casey MAY be able to take Hawkeye and Widow...but in all the others those Marvel boys don't cut 'em no slack.

Even then... not a chance. The Black Widow is what "action-girl" incarnations of April hope to be on her best day. And Casey Jones may have skill as a brawler, but Hawkeye would pick him apart from a distance.

*Andrew NDB* · 12-09-2012, 09:00 PM

The TMNT aren't superheroes. So it's not a fair fight.

It'd be like having the Avengers fight... the Avengers. These Avengers:

*oldmanwinters* · 12-09-2012, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrew NDB

The TMNT aren't superheroes. So it's not a fair fight.

It'd be like having the Avengers fight... the Avengers. These Avengers:

Spoiler:

Ha, that trailer totally should have showcased Sean Connery's character in his teddy bear costume. Because... yeah.

*ToTheNines* · 12-09-2012, 09:51 PM

These threads are against the rules, aren't they?

*Coola Yagami* · 12-09-2012, 10:59 PM

Yeah... the TMNT are basically... just ninjas. As in... pretty much human ninjas...with shells. They have absolutely no super powers. Captain American could take them all down.

Stingray69 · 12-10-2012, 02:31 AM

I can see don building a suit or something to combat iron man.

leo might take captian. I mean beside super strenth what does he have?

Berserker · 12-10-2012, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

Yeah... the TMNT are basically... just ninjas. As in... pretty much human ninjas...with shells. They have absolutely no super powers. Captain American could take them all down.

Well to be fair, despite TMNT not having "super powers," they've almost always been displayed with superhuman levels of strength and agility (like most fictional ninja heroes.)

drasgow · 12-10-2012, 07:57 AM

Leonardo could maybe take Captain America. If it was Leonardo's best day and the Cap's worst day. Any of the other three Avengers could take all four turtles by themselves

zodiac brave · 12-10-2012, 08:14 AM

although its been said many times, many waaaays... avengers ftw.

though i wonder if pitting casey vs cap would cause some kida reality quaking cancelling out of powers since they're both chris evans...

BladeEdge86 · 12-14-2012, 07:57 PM

As awesome as the Turtles are they would not stand a snowballs chance in hell against the Avengers, Thor is literally a god Ironman is a living weapon, the Incredible Hulk is neigh invulnerable and the angrier he gets the more dangerous he is.

*Candy Kappa* · 12-16-2012, 04:17 AM

This vs. is silly and unmatched.

*Spitfire* · 12-16-2012, 12:59 PM

All VS matches are ultimately stupid and pointless. Anyone can beat anyone it all depends on who writes the story. Batman time and time again humiliates god level characters that should be able to kill him with a fart because that's how people write him now. I'm sure someone could contrive a storyline where the turtles stomp the Avengers, probably by making Don smarter then Tony Stark and Banner somehow and having him hack Ironman or something to keep Hulk distracted. Or hell he could take control of Hulk and use him to kick all the Avenger's asses. See it doesn't take much to make up BS.

*Donatello19* · 12-16-2012, 02:47 PM

TMNT would never win. The avengers all have superpowers, and the turtles only have their weapons and ninja skills. Maybe they could dodge them with their speed and whatnot, but while fighting, the turtles wouldn't stand a chance.

*IMJ* · 12-23-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Stingray69

I can see don building a suit or something to combat iron man.

Shortest fight in history. Iron Man would take out the whole team, the entire Foot Clan and every Shredder in the multiverse.

Here are some more likely and cooler TMNT / Marvel matchups:

Raphael / Wolverine - two bad ass fighters with approximate weapons and attitudes
Leo / Elektra - two trained ninja both in skill and spirit
Donatello / Daredevil - two staff fighters, agile and both calculating personalities
Michaelangelo / Spider-Man - two wisecrackers, each agile and energetic and skilled with swingin' things around

*Mr._Mutant_Man* · 12-23-2012, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Spitfire

All VS matches are ultimately stupid and pointless. Anyone can beat anyone it all depends on who writes the story. Batman time and time again humiliates god level characters that should be able to kill him with a fart because that's how people write him now. I'm sure someone could contrive a storyline where the turtles stomp the Avengers, probably by making Don smarter then Tony Stark and Banner somehow and having him hack Ironman or something to keep Hulk distracted. Or hell he could take control of Hulk and use him to kick all the Avenger's asses. See it doesn't take much to make up BS.

Agreed, it's all about who the writer of the story is. "Realistically", Batman should have been shot by a lucky punk a while back.

The Ninja Turtles would be underdogs, but I could see a turtle outwitting Hulk and being able to outmaneuver him. The hardest to write would be a turtle beating Iron Man, unless we were talking 80's toon Donatello with all his inventions.

I totally forgot about Thor. That makes it even harder then, unless Splinter is able to conjure up something mystic to weaken Thor.

*NinjaMan* · 12-23-2012, 04:53 PM

When I think of cage match I think of a UFC match. How would the Turtles fare against the likes of Anderson Silva, Machida, Jon Jones, St. Pierre, etc..

*Mr._Mutant_Man* · 12-23-2012, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by NinjaMan

When I think of cage match I think of a UFC match. How would the Turtles fare against the likes of Anderson Silva, Machida, Jon Jones, St. Pierre, etc..

I'd imagine pretty well, seeing as the turtles are martial artists, and also have shells to provide some protection.

12-09-2012, 08:29 PM	#1
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12-09-2012, 08:39 PM	#2
oldmanwinters Overlord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Between yesterday and tomorrow! Posts: 15,482	Just doesn't seem fair, man. As big a Turtle fan as I am, I just couldn't justify any TMNT character winning any of those matchups? Captain America is probably the weakest of the Big Four Avengers and even Leonardo would be a long shot at winning that one. __________________ Experience the TMNT Fan Commentaries! Check out my TMNT fan comic, "Nothing to Fear"! View my sketch work! I'm selling some of my hard-to-find TMNT items!

12-09-2012, 08:45 PM	#3
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12-09-2012, 09:00 PM	#5
Andrew NDB Weed Whacker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 34,446	The TMNT aren't superheroes. So it's not a fair fight. It'd be like having the Avengers fight... the Avengers. These Avengers: __________________ [ ODYSSEY \| ORIGIN \| THE IMAGE/VOL. 3 CONCLUSION \| THE SHELLSHOCKED PODCAST \| ON FACEBOOK ]

12-09-2012, 10:59 PM	#8
Coola Yagami Overlord Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,685	Yeah... the TMNT are basically... just ninjas. As in... pretty much human ninjas...with shells. They have absolutely no super powers. Captain American could take them all down. __________________ "I was down with TMNT once, but then they changed what TMNT was. Now what I was down with is no longer TMNT and what TMNT now is seems weird and scary. And it'll happen to YOU." Check out my blog for Comic Reviews and other things. https://markepicblogofrandomness.blogspot.com/ I also started The AEW Crew, the All Elite Wrestling Fan Club! https://www.facebook.com/groups/637508120044168/

12-09-2012, 09:51 PM	#7
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,238	These threads are against the rules, aren't they?

12-10-2012, 02:31 AM	#9
Stingray69 Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 916	I can see don building a suit or something to combat iron man. leo might take captian. I mean beside super strenth what does he have? __________________ Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. Looking to buy old Kool aid flavors no longer produced.

12-10-2012, 07:57 AM	#11
drasgow Foot Soldier Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: washington state Posts: 193	Leonardo could maybe take Captain America. If it was Leonardo's best day and the Cap's worst day. Any of the other three Avengers could take all four turtles by themselves

12-10-2012, 08:14 AM	#12
zodiac brave Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: san antonio, tx Posts: 822	although its been said many times, many waaaays... avengers ftw. though i wonder if pitting casey vs cap would cause some kida reality quaking cancelling out of powers since they're both chris evans... __________________ what we were after, was lashings of ultra-violence.

12-14-2012, 07:57 PM	#13
BladeEdge86 Random Punk Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 41	As awesome as the Turtles are they would not stand a snowballs chance in hell against the Avengers, Thor is literally a god Ironman is a living weapon, the Incredible Hulk is neigh invulnerable and the angrier he gets the more dangerous he is.

12-16-2012, 04:17 AM	#14
Candy Kappa The Agenda of Existing Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vikingland Posts: 14,596	This vs. is silly and unmatched. __________________ devianArt Instagram Youtube Tumblr Art Blog Patreon

12-16-2012, 12:59 PM	#15
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	All VS matches are ultimately stupid and pointless. Anyone can beat anyone it all depends on who writes the story. Batman time and time again humiliates god level characters that should be able to kill him with a fart because that's how people write him now. I'm sure someone could contrive a storyline where the turtles stomp the Avengers, probably by making Don smarter then Tony Stark and Banner somehow and having him hack Ironman or something to keep Hulk distracted. Or hell he could take control of Hulk and use him to kick all the Avenger's asses. See it doesn't take much to make up BS. __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

12-16-2012, 02:47 PM	#16
Donatello19 Merchandise Maniac Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: New York Posts: 5,919	TMNT would never win. The avengers all have superpowers, and the turtles only have their weapons and ninja skills. Maybe they could dodge them with their speed and whatnot, but while fighting, the turtles wouldn't stand a chance.

12-23-2012, 04:53 PM	#19
NinjaMan Mad Scientist Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,579	When I think of cage match I think of a UFC match. How would the Turtles fare against the likes of Anderson Silva, Machida, Jon Jones, St. Pierre, etc..