On Da Drome (mp3 on page 4!!!)
 

So I've been bored...so I wrote this. It's a rap about the T-Drome, to the tune of 50 cents In Da Club. I was attemping to rap it myself, but the combination of a bad mic and tons of background noise made it impossible. If anyone wants to give it a whirl, be my guest. I'm sure we'd all enjoy it. This is best read while listening to the actual song, or an instrumental version of it, as you'll find out, it actually fits quite well. Anyways, I hope someone gets some laughs out of it, remember, it was all in fun. :D


On Da Drome - MC Peanut and the T-Unit

Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go T-Drome
It's yo birfday
We gonna party like it's yo birfday
We gonna mod some trolls like it's yo birfday
But you know we don't give a **** it's not yo birfday

(Chrous) X2
You'll find me on the Drome, my home away from home
Our personal Turtle tome, through the mof**kin' GD we roam
We into makin' posts, we ain't into makin' love
Let's all give Krang a hug, pink brain be a thug

When I pull up Firefox, I got the Drome on top
I roll into the forums, 20 peeps pop-up
No one **** wit' Matt, heard that hick's always drunk
Voltron got all the groupies, they always on and wanna ****
Since 2001, ain't nothin' changed, more G's up
Loads of homies on the boards, postin' gone way up
But we still got the same old playa's and pimp's
Been hit wit a few trolls, but they're p*ssy-ass wimps
In the New Picture thread, peeps be sayin' "JD you hot!"
Then Barkworm posts, and they all go "Barky, you not!"
Anarky strolls in, the gangsta's holla "F**ka, you locco!"
Jester and KROW, had forum games in a choke hold
Doom got no focus, man. Got Hannah on his mind
Even though she's 13 he's still creepin' behind
Lain's a Jap lovin' perv, you know it be true
If you're an underage asian, he be comin' fo you!

(Chorus) X2

(Bridge)
One show brought us all into the flow
Then Krang gave us these fancy things
User CP, Profiles, PM's
And thank God for Ignore Lists

Some peeps, we love em way more than we hate em
Spitefire and Dante? We think, "What if they mated?"
TMB and GWG, sittin' in the ND thread
Anyone who hates Nintendo be a ****** ass right?
GK got his name changed again, what da **** is he on?
Anybody disagree with Zarius, you know they be wrong!
Benvenuto lights it up old skool, till' the mother f**ka's burn
Brodie dissin' everyone, he ain't concerned
We gotta tell the trolls "Buddy, switch your style up"
Cause if they don't, they gonna watch the warnings pile up
Soon enough you'll be end up like Rez420
You know who he f**kin' be!

(Chrous) X2

Haha! Don't try to act like you don't love this place either, gangsta!
Drome 4 Life! MC Peanut...T-Unit! Yeah!

(Fade)

Okay, now that's just ****ing beautiful. Too bad I can't rap, I'd so rap that one for y'all, me homes!

lmfao that was hilarious

This has had me loling all day. Pure gold, my friend. I can't believe you did this at work.

Fer sheezy. That's the best rap ever written since Sir Mix-a-lot and Vanilla Ice hit the scene. No fer rills, dat shiz is sta-lig-tite!

:o The only fitty track I enjoy immortalized in this way stirs emotions I haven't felt in years... Or, then again, I'm probably exaggerating. But, it's just amazing that you were actually able to improve this already-perfect song. I tip my hat to you, sir. :)

That's friggin' awesome. :lol:

You speak da truth, Peanut. 8)

I'm fourteen. kthx

Thanks, everyone! I thought it would bomb to be honest. :lol:

Sorry, Hannah. 13 sounded better than 14.

Yeah, that's gotta be legal SOMEWHERE. u_u

You know, this is (dare I say?) inspirational.

This makes me want to make a music theme for the Forums.

Tahiti or Papua.

Go Pacific, Doom.

http://images.animanga.nu/fanart/1948/pedobear_seal.png

Akekekekekekekeke!

Exactly what I was hoping for. I had hoped someone with more talent would come up with something awesome we could all enjoy.

Damnit, you tricked me.:x :P

Ah, well, who am I to argue in doing something I love?

I'll definitely do it when I get a chance and a computer that doesn't suck.

Awesome rap Peanut!

As for legal and stuff, don't be a Mark Folley everyone. That guys a perv. MAF54 was it? Ewwww.....

LMFAO! Sad thing is I actually spit that whole thing over the "In Da Club" instrumental. OMG, I can actually see myself recording this for you guys! LOLZ! But nah, I'll maintain the dignity.

S*** IZ STR8 FIYAH SON!!!111Shift+1!!Shift+1

In all seriousness, this is a pretty good freakin' parody!

If you can actually rap, I IMPLORE YOU! Do so!

LOL. I'll take a crack at it this week. Oh boy, what have I gotten myself into...

If you screw it up, You're out of the family :x


My name is GK, and I'm a name changeaholic :(

Here's one I came up with

"Peanut"

Let me tell ya 'bout Peanut
He likes to kick trolls in the butt
He won't give you a chance, won't even be able to say 'what'
'cause his name's Peanut and he'll kick you're butt

If you want him to hand you your @$$
Tell him you think Sony has class

He thinks PS3 sucks
If you tell him any different he's say 'what the f**k?!"

If he was an animal he'd be a shark
Look out, he's gonna kill your @$$ in the dark

So don't be a troll or peanut will pop a cap in yo @$$
Might as well try to tame a mutant sea bass

:blanksta:

:lol: That was beautiful. I think I've been shown up.

LOL, Thank you.:) The rap you made is still the best though.

I was mentioned!!! I was mentioned!!! Ok, go on with your lives...:p

That was my favorite part. :D

Great rap, Peanut. :lol: It'll be interesting to hear this one recorded.

:lol: You win with that one

Peanut, I am your b*tch. Spank me like it's yo' Birfday.

hahaha nice work! You made me smile again ;)

Thanks, guys. I really didn't think anyone would enjoy it. Much like those pictures I made "roasting" people on the old GD boards.

I loved those, too. Actually, I'm going to check them out right now to make sure you made one of me.

...I collect fan art of myself.


Oh, and thanks for keeping it real, Peanut. Dinka flicka!

Whre's Tetsu at. He always wanted "The Technodrome: The Musical" I am now Convinced that Peanut and Tetsu should write it. We need songs about Fil, Mangoes, Clones and other assorted whackiness.

hey peanut your rap is awsome man your good

Mangoes haven't been relevant here for a very long time if I recall correctly...

Also, isn't Testu a girl? -=scratches head=-

We can use The Fifth Symphony of Beethoven as well.

DOOM-DOOM-DOOM-DOOOOOOOM
DOOM-DOOM-DOOM-DOOOOOOOM

*waits for a cookie from his Master and Lord*

...Niiiice. :lol: A touch of intellignce and class, and a dash of humor. If he is not kind enough to give you a cookie, you can surely get one from me. :)