On Da Drome (mp3 on page 4!!!)

Peanut · 10-03-2006, 02:05 PM

So I've been bored...so I wrote this. It's a rap about the T-Drome, to the tune of 50 cents In Da Club. I was attemping to rap it myself, but the combination of a bad mic and tons of background noise made it impossible. If anyone wants to give it a whirl, be my guest. I'm sure we'd all enjoy it. This is best read while listening to the actual song, or an instrumental version of it, as you'll find out, it actually fits quite well. Anyways, I hope someone gets some laughs out of it, remember, it was all in fun.

On Da Drome - MC Peanut and the T-Unit

Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go T-Drome
It's yo birfday
We gonna party like it's yo birfday
We gonna mod some trolls like it's yo birfday
But you know we don't give a **** it's not yo birfday

(Chrous) X2
You'll find me on the Drome, my home away from home
Our personal Turtle tome, through the mof**kin' GD we roam
We into makin' posts, we ain't into makin' love
Let's all give Krang a hug, pink brain be a thug

When I pull up Firefox, I got the Drome on top
I roll into the forums, 20 peeps pop-up
No one **** wit' Matt, heard that hick's always drunk
Voltron got all the groupies, they always on and wanna ****
Since 2001, ain't nothin' changed, more G's up
Loads of homies on the boards, postin' gone way up
But we still got the same old playa's and pimp's
Been hit wit a few trolls, but they're p*ssy-ass wimps
In the New Picture thread, peeps be sayin' "JD you hot!"
Then Barkworm posts, and they all go "Barky, you not!"
Anarky strolls in, the gangsta's holla "F**ka, you locco!"
Jester and KROW, had forum games in a choke hold
Doom got no focus, man. Got Hannah on his mind
Even though she's 13 he's still creepin' behind
Lain's a Jap lovin' perv, you know it be true
If you're an underage asian, he be comin' fo you!

(Chorus) X2

(Bridge)
One show brought us all into the flow
Then Krang gave us these fancy things
User CP, Profiles, PM's
And thank God for Ignore Lists

Some peeps, we love em way more than we hate em
Spitefire and Dante? We think, "What if they mated?"
TMB and GWG, sittin' in the ND thread
Anyone who hates Nintendo be a ****** ass right?
GK got his name changed again, what da **** is he on?
Anybody disagree with Zarius, you know they be wrong!
Benvenuto lights it up old skool, till' the mother f**ka's burn
Brodie dissin' everyone, he ain't concerned
We gotta tell the trolls "Buddy, switch your style up"
Cause if they don't, they gonna watch the warnings pile up
Soon enough you'll be end up like Rez420
You know who he f**kin' be!

(Chrous) X2

Haha! Don't try to act like you don't love this place either, gangsta!
Drome 4 Life! MC Peanut...T-Unit! Yeah!

(Fade)

*Anarky* · 10-03-2006, 02:19 PM

Okay, now that's just ****ing beautiful. Too bad I can't rap, I'd so rap that one for y'all, me homes!

*jeff the cheff* · 10-03-2006, 02:23 PM

lmfao that was hilarious

愛 · 10-03-2006, 02:24 PM

This has had me loling all day. Pure gold, my friend. I can't believe you did this at work.

Draconic · 10-03-2006, 02:26 PM

Fer sheezy. That's the best rap ever written since Sir Mix-a-lot and Vanilla Ice hit the scene. No fer rills, dat shiz is sta-lig-tite!

*gobo* · 10-03-2006, 02:52 PM

The only fitty track I enjoy immortalized in this way stirs emotions I haven't felt in years... Or, then again, I'm probably exaggerating. But, it's just amazing that you were actually able to improve this already-perfect song. I tip my hat to you, sir.

*XERO* · 10-03-2006, 04:06 PM

That's friggin' awesome.

You speak da truth, Peanut.

*Hannah* · 10-03-2006, 04:08 PM

I'm fourteen. kthx

Peanut · 10-03-2006, 04:12 PM

Thanks, everyone! I thought it would bomb to be honest.

Quote:

I'm fourteen. kthx

Sorry, Hannah. 13 sounded better than 14.

*Dr. Doom* · 10-03-2006, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hannah

I'm fourteen. kthx

Yeah, that's gotta be legal SOMEWHERE. u_u

*XERO* · 10-03-2006, 04:14 PM

You know, this is (dare I say?) inspirational.

This makes me want to make a music theme for the Forums.

*Sewer Bull* · 10-03-2006, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Doom

Yeah, that's gotta be legal SOMEWHERE. u_u

Tahiti or Papua.

Go Pacific, Doom.

*Dr. Doom* · 10-03-2006, 04:21 PM

Akekekekekekekeke!

Peanut · 10-03-2006, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

You know, this is (dare I say?) inspirational.

This makes me want to make a music theme for the Forums.

Exactly what I was hoping for. I had hoped someone with more talent would come up with something awesome we could all enjoy.

*XERO* · 10-03-2006, 04:31 PM

Damnit, you tricked me.

Ah, well, who am I to argue in doing something I love?

I'll definitely do it when I get a chance and a computer that doesn't suck.

~~Toonami Tom~~ · 10-03-2006, 04:53 PM

Awesome rap Peanut!

As for legal and stuff, don't be a Mark Folley everyone. That guys a perv. MAF54 was it? Ewwww.....

Lady Venus · 10-03-2006, 04:54 PM

It's so freaking awesome.

*cowabunga14* · 10-03-2006, 07:22 PM

That was a pretty cool rap you wrote. I like how the lyrics flow so easily and how they go together so well.

*R-iZZy* · 10-03-2006, 07:44 PM

LMFAO! Sad thing is I actually spit that whole thing over the "In Da Club" instrumental. OMG, I can actually see myself recording this for you guys! LOLZ! But nah, I'll maintain the dignity.

S*** IZ STR8 FIYAH SON!!!111Shift+1!!Shift+1

In all seriousness, this is a pretty good freakin' parody!

Peanut · 10-03-2006, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R-iZZy

LMFAO! Sad thing is I actually spit that whole thing over the "In Da Club" instrumental. OMG, I can actually see myself recording this for you guys! LOLZ! But nah, I'll maintain the dignity.

S*** IZ STR8 FIYAH SON!!!111Shift+1!!Shift+1

In all seriousness, this is a pretty good freakin' parody!

If you can actually rap, I IMPLORE YOU! Do so!

10-03-2006, 02:05 PM	#1
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	On Da Drome (mp3 on page 4!!!) So I've been bored...so I wrote this. It's a rap about the T-Drome, to the tune of 50 cents In Da Club. I was attemping to rap it myself, but the combination of a bad mic and tons of background noise made it impossible. If anyone wants to give it a whirl, be my guest. I'm sure we'd all enjoy it. This is best read while listening to the actual song, or an instrumental version of it, as you'll find out, it actually fits quite well. Anyways, I hope someone gets some laughs out of it, remember, it was all in fun. On Da Drome - MC Peanut and the T-Unit Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go T-Drome It's yo birfday We gonna party like it's yo birfday We gonna mod some trolls like it's yo birfday But you know we don't give a ** it's not yo birfday (Chrous) X2 You'll find me on the Drome, my home away from home Our personal Turtle tome, through the mofkin' GD we roam We into makin' posts, we ain't into makin' love Let's all give Krang a hug, pink brain be a thug When I pull up Firefox, I got the Drome on top I roll into the forums, 20 peeps pop-up No one ** wit' Matt, heard that hick's always drunk Voltron got all the groupies, they always on and wanna ** Since 2001, ain't nothin' changed, more G's up Loads of homies on the boards, postin' gone way up But we still got the same old playa's and pimp's Been hit wit a few trolls, but they're pssy-ass wimps In the New Picture thread, peeps be sayin' "JD you hot!" Then Barkworm posts, and they all go "Barky, you not!" Anarky strolls in, the gangsta's holla "Fka, you locco!" Jester and KROW, had forum games in a choke hold Doom got no focus, man. Got Hannah on his mind Even though she's 13 he's still creepin' behind Lain's a Jap lovin' perv, you know it be true If you're an underage asian, he be comin' fo you! (Chorus) X2 (Bridge) One show brought us all into the flow Then Krang gave us these fancy things User CP, Profiles, PM's And thank God for Ignore Lists Some peeps, we love em way more than we hate em Spitefire and Dante? We think, "What if they mated?" TMB and GWG, sittin' in the ND thread Anyone who hates Nintendo be a *** ass right? GK got his name changed again, what da is he on? Anybody disagree with Zarius, you know they be wrong! Benvenuto lights it up old skool, till' the mother fka's burn Brodie dissin' everyone, he ain't concerned We gotta tell the trolls "Buddy, switch your style up" Cause if they don't, they gonna watch the warnings pile up Soon enough you'll be end up like Rez420 You know who he f**kin' be! (Chrous) X2 Haha! Don't try to act like you don't love this place either, gangsta! Drome 4 Life! MC Peanut...T-Unit! Yeah! (Fade)

10-03-2006, 02:19 PM	#2
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Okay, now that's just **ing beautiful. Too bad I can't rap, I'd so rap that one for y'all, me homes! __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.**

10-03-2006, 02:26 PM	#5
Draconic Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 328	Fer sheezy. That's the best rap ever written since Sir Mix-a-lot and Vanilla Ice hit the scene. No fer rills, dat shiz is sta-lig-tite! __________________ [CENTER]

10-03-2006, 02:52 PM	#6
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	The only fitty track I enjoy immortalized in this way stirs emotions I haven't felt in years... Or, then again, I'm probably exaggerating. But, it's just amazing that you were actually able to improve this already-perfect song. I tip my hat to you, sir. __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

10-03-2006, 04:06 PM	#7
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	That's friggin' awesome. You speak da truth, Peanut. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-03-2006, 02:23 PM	#3
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	lmfao that was hilarious

10-03-2006, 02:24 PM	#4
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	This has had me loling all day. Pure gold, my friend. I can't believe you did this at work.

10-03-2006, 04:08 PM	#8
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	I'm fourteen. kthx __________________

10-03-2006, 04:14 PM	#11
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	You know, this is (dare I say?) inspirational. This makes me want to make a music theme for the Forums. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-03-2006, 04:21 PM	#13
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	Akekekekekekekeke! __________________ I love you, Pickle.

10-03-2006, 04:31 PM	#15
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Damnit, you tricked me. Ah, well, who am I to argue in doing something I love? I'll definitely do it when I get a chance and a computer that doesn't suck. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

10-03-2006, 04:53 PM	#16
~~Toonami Tom~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 4,939	Awesome rap Peanut! As for legal and stuff, don't be a Mark Folley everyone. That guys a perv. MAF54 was it? Ewwww.....

10-03-2006, 04:54 PM	#17
Lady Venus Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hangin' out in the Turtles' Lair Posts: 1,268	It's so freaking awesome. __________________ RIP Mommy Angie! Se onr sverdar sitja hvass! (May your swords stay sharp!) - Eragon Sig made by: Joe

10-03-2006, 07:22 PM	#18
cowabunga14 Lover of Weird Things Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,014	That was a pretty cool rap you wrote. I like how the lyrics flow so easily and how they go together so well. __________________ How can something so beautiful shine on something so dreadful?

10-03-2006, 07:44 PM	#19
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	LMFAO! Sad thing is I actually spit that whole thing over the "In Da Club" instrumental. OMG, I can actually see myself recording this for you guys! LOLZ! But nah, I'll maintain the dignity. S*** IZ STR8 FIYAH SON!!!111Shift+1!!Shift+1 In all seriousness, this is a pretty good freakin' parody! __________________