Petition to have Cody made into hamburgers
 

I'm sorry if I'm offending anyone with this message and I'm aware that it will raise sensitive issues, but I feel so strongly about the issue that I felt the need to post this anyway.

I have started a petition to have Cody Jones made into hamburgers. You can sign here:
http://www.petitiononline.com/cody2/petition.html

*blinks repeatedly*
.......wow.

This is some funny stuff! I totally signed it!

lol. At least there's some comedy in this petition unlike the other ones that take themselves too seriously. :p

throw one of these :roll: in there and I'm sold.

What's all this then? Cody, a hamburger? Yuck.

I like Cody... *braces himself for flame spaming*

I refuse to sign that petition on grounds that Im a major fan of Snarf and Wes Crusher. Plus turning somebody into hamburger meat is just wrong and cannibalistic to boot. Who are ya kid? Hannibal??

It's not Wes' fault the writers were thick-headed-men-dorks

I signed it!

I never really liked Cody, and I didn't really know why. And then you nailed it. Of course! He's a freakin' Mary Sue! Gar, I hate those characters!

i thought cody's alrite....what's wrong with being generic?

..*crouches behind neutrino*

I don't like him, but I won't sign the petition. I hate Cody, but...wishing death on a cartoon character seems a little...drastic? Maybe? Still, I had to crack up at the message in there...

Hm, reminds me of that Star Trek Kid and Jar Jar Binks.

Cody's that bad?

I said before it started that he was a Gary Stu (male equivalant of Mary Sue). And... I mean, I hate Cody... But I used to really like hamburgers. So I'm rather torn...

Yeah, but if you can't wish death on a cartoon character, who CAN you wish death on?

:lol: :lol: :lol: ...that sums it up for me.:|

Hamburgers? What the *bleep*?!

CodeBurgers are made out of people!

Well, I could have just petitioned for him to be incinerated, but they have ways of bringing back just about EVERYONE from the dead nowadays. Besides, turning him into hamburgers is less wasteful and more eco-friendly.

I will not make Soylent Green jokes. I will not make Soylent Green jokes. I will not make Soylent Green jokes.;)

no thanks I don't wanna get mad code disease :lol:

I think April and Casey would be pissed if you threatened the life of their descendant.

Yeah, but they're not going to do much about it, being dead and all.