Petition to have Cody made into hamburgers

Keroscene · 05-10-2007, 09:48 AM

I'm sorry if I'm offending anyone with this message and I'm aware that it will raise sensitive issues, but I feel so strongly about the issue that I felt the need to post this anyway.

I have started a petition to have Cody Jones made into hamburgers. You can sign here:
http://www.petitiononline.com/cody2/petition.html

*Kunoichi_Haruko* · 05-10-2007, 09:55 AM

*blinks repeatedly*
.......wow.

*Kendamu* · 05-10-2007, 10:17 AM

This is some funny stuff! I totally signed it!

*CyberCubed* · 05-10-2007, 10:26 AM

lol. At least there's some comedy in this petition unlike the other ones that take themselves too seriously. :p

*VaughnMichael* · 05-10-2007, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kunoichi_Haruko

*blinks repeatedly*
.......wow.

throw one of these

in there and I'm sold.

*Revan* · 05-10-2007, 01:16 PM

What's all this then? Cody, a hamburger? Yuck.

I like Cody... *braces himself for flame spaming*

*Raph's Girl* · 05-10-2007, 01:40 PM

I refuse to sign that petition on grounds that Im a major fan of Snarf and Wes Crusher. Plus turning somebody into hamburger meat is just wrong and cannibalistic to boot. Who are ya kid? Hannibal??

MadPirateBunny · 05-10-2007, 03:04 PM

It's not Wes' fault the writers were thick-headed-men-dorks

Risawn · 05-10-2007, 11:47 PM

I signed it!

I never really liked Cody, and I didn't really know why. And then you nailed it. Of course! He's a freakin' Mary Sue! Gar, I hate those characters!

bullet · 05-10-2007, 11:49 PM

i thought cody's alrite....what's wrong with being generic?

..*crouches behind neutrino*

Ra · 05-11-2007, 02:08 AM

I don't like him, but I won't sign the petition. I hate Cody, but...wishing death on a cartoon character seems a little...drastic? Maybe? Still, I had to crack up at the message in there...

Spoiler:

Avatar Yuffie · 05-11-2007, 02:33 AM

Hm, reminds me of that Star Trek Kid and Jar Jar Binks.

Cody's that bad?

**Jo Dawn** · 05-11-2007, 10:30 AM

I said before it started that he was a Gary Stu (male equivalant of Mary Sue). And... I mean, I hate Cody... But I used to really like hamburgers. So I'm rather torn...

Keroscene · 05-14-2007, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ra

I don't like him, but I won't sign the petition. I hate Cody, but...wishing death on a cartoon character seems a little...drastic? Maybe?

Yeah, but if you can't wish death on a cartoon character, who CAN you wish death on?

~~AquaParade~~ · 05-14-2007, 08:23 AM

...that sums it up for me.

~~Toonami Tom~~ · 05-15-2007, 08:50 PM

Hamburgers? What the *bleep*?!

*ZariusTwo* · 05-15-2007, 09:16 PM

CodeBurgers are made out of people!

Keroscene · 05-17-2007, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonardo07

Hamburgers? What the *bleep*?!

Well, I could have just petitioned for him to be incinerated, but they have ways of bringing back just about EVERYONE from the dead nowadays. Besides, turning him into hamburgers is less wasteful and more eco-friendly.

Time Mistress · 05-17-2007, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZariusTwo

CodeBurgers are made out of people!

I will not make Soylent Green jokes. I will not make Soylent Green jokes. I will not make Soylent Green jokes.

*VaughnMichael* · 05-17-2007, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keroscene

Well, I could have just petitioned for him to be incinerated, but they have ways of bringing back just about EVERYONE from the dead nowadays. Besides, turning him into hamburgers is less wasteful and more eco-friendly.

no thanks I don't wanna get mad code disease

05-10-2007, 09:48 AM	#1
Keroscene Foot Soldier Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 122	Petition to have Cody made into hamburgers I'm sorry if I'm offending anyone with this message and I'm aware that it will raise sensitive issues, but I feel so strongly about the issue that I felt the need to post this anyway. I have started a petition to have Cody Jones made into hamburgers. You can sign here: http://www.petitiononline.com/cody2/petition.html

05-10-2007, 09:55 AM	#2
Kunoichi_Haruko A shell of a good hit! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond, Va. Posts: 1,685	blinks repeatedly .......wow. __________________

05-10-2007, 01:16 PM	#6
Revan Han Shot First Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Paper Street Soap Company Posts: 3,687	What's all this then? Cody, a hamburger? Yuck. I like Cody... braces himself for flame spaming __________________

05-10-2007, 01:40 PM	#7
Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	I refuse to sign that petition on grounds that Im a major fan of Snarf and Wes Crusher. Plus turning somebody into hamburger meat is just wrong and cannibalistic to boot. Who are ya kid? Hannibal?? __________________

05-10-2007, 03:04 PM	#8
MadPirateBunny Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: in the basement Posts: 1,067	It's not Wes' fault the writers were thick-headed-men-dorks __________________ Note to self: Pillage first. THEN Burn.

05-10-2007, 10:17 AM	#3
Kendamu Sewerhead Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,890	This is some funny stuff! I totally signed it!

05-10-2007, 10:26 AM	#4
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,699	lol. At least there's some comedy in this petition unlike the other ones that take themselves too seriously. :p

05-10-2007, 11:47 PM	#9
Risawn Thug Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Washington State Posts: 79	I signed it! I never really liked Cody, and I didn't really know why. And then you nailed it. Of course! He's a freakin' Mary Sue! Gar, I hate those characters! __________________ Boredom is a terrible thing to waste

05-10-2007, 11:49 PM	#10
bullet Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 739	i thought cody's alrite....what's wrong with being generic? ..crouches behind neutrino __________________ ...and that's how they defeated the thing that wouldn't leave.

05-11-2007, 02:08 AM	#11
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	I don't like him, but I won't sign the petition. I hate Cody, but...wishing death on a cartoon character seems a little...drastic? Maybe? Still, I had to crack up at the message in there... Spoiler: I think those hamburgers will taste awful...seriously... __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

05-11-2007, 02:33 AM	#12
Avatar Yuffie Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 805	Hm, reminds me of that Star Trek Kid and Jar Jar Binks. Cody's that bad? __________________ We all know that Most Writers Are Male. Something like eighty percent of media aimed at children have male main characters, whereas half the population is female. At best, women will often be minor characters or will not be present at all. Stories about women are for women, stories about men are for general consumption. (TV Tropes Feminist Fantasy)

05-11-2007, 10:30 AM	#13
Jo Dawn Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Authority On All Things Don Posts: 5,190	I said before it started that he was a Gary Stu (male equivalant of Mary Sue). And... I mean, I hate Cody... But I used to really like hamburgers. So I'm rather torn... __________________

05-14-2007, 08:23 AM	#15
~~AquaParade~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 8,450	...that sums it up for me.

05-15-2007, 08:50 PM	#16
~~Toonami Tom~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 4,939	Hamburgers? What the bleep?!

05-15-2007, 09:16 PM	#17
ZariusTwo Overlord Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Britain, DINO THUNDER...POWER UP! Posts: 22,298	CodeBurgers are made out of people! __________________ Spider-Man: The Rescue Spider-Man: The Galloping Cat Spider-Man: Scarlet Mirror Doctor Who: Child of the Daleks