random quote thread
 

say really random stuff for no reason like: garbageman was the premise for a chris farley comedy:D

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I'll play along....I've decided that that will be my random quote...anyone following?

"... you don't know you are f***ed."http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1773/62214122ic8.jpghttp://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7116/mmmw1.gif



This is how I feel today when I got home after a whole day's toil and saw your post above.

"It wasn't me."

You didn't like my compliment?

Boot to the head. :lol:

"Insane in the membrane."

You want the truth or the lie?

"You can't handle the truth."

From now on, "Wow, that was awesome." to me amounts to "F*** you! B****!".
And now I'm gonna:
@GK
"Wow, that was awesome."
"Wow, that was awesome."
"Woooooooow, thaaaaaaaat was aaaaaawesome!"

So in otherwords, I compliment you, sincerely and you say "**** you bitch" to me? Is that really wise to say to someone who can ban you?

*Smile

You will not ban me.

I lul'd so hard, I think one of my lungs isn't even there anymore.

of course I won't.

Wow, and like that (s)he's gone....

*decides right here and now to be extra nice to GK.*

Let's also remember the 2 warning status before all of this, then trolling. Not a good idea to do after you've been given chances.

If I say, "Wow, that was awesome!" will you hold it against me?

are you hitting on me?

Is it that obvious? ;)

I prefer red heads :(

Blast, foiled again!

Wow, that got serious before I even knew it was a problem...

Here's my quote:

"A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood."

"...lol?"

-- Me, after reading all of this.

"Would the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

"I've been sitting here, can't get you off my mind, tried my best to be a man and be strong. I drove myself insane wishing I could touch your face..."

"It ain't no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke..."

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm fresh out of bubble gum"

LMAO!!!

"I'm gonna rip of your head, and pi$$ down your throat!"

"Are you just stupid or did you take lessons?"
"I took lessons!"

I love that movie.

"Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way." -W. Axl Rose

"Is that your head, or did your neck throw up?"

"I'm better than you!!!"

"Can I have your tots?"

"surprise, it was me running the slides"

"Everybody relax, I'm here. "

~Jack Burton

"Hello. Is there anybody in there?"

"In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And, you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind," that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps, it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom--not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live--to exist. And, should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish, without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

"En menos que una hora, los aviones de aquí ensamblarán otros de alrededor del mundo. Y, usted pondrá en marcha la batalla aérea más grande de la historia de la humanidad. " Humanidad, " esa palabra debe tener nuevo significado para todos nosotros hoy. Nosotros can' t sea consumido por nuestras diferencias pequeñas más. Nos unirán en nuestro interés común. Quizás, it' el sino de s que es hoy el cuarto de julio, y usted lucharán de nuevo para nuestra libertad--no de tiranía, de la opresión, o de la persecución, pero de la aniquilación. We' re lucha para que la nuestra derecha viva--para existir. Y, ganamos el día, el cuarto de julio será conocido no más como día de fiesta americano, sino como el día en que el mundo declaró en una voz: " No entraremos reservado la noche. No desapareceremos, sin una lucha. We' el re ir a vivir encendido. We' el re ir a sobrevivir. ¡Hoy, celebramos nuestro Día de la Independencia mexicano!" - Mexican Independence Day.