(Only Slightly TMNT Related) Mindnumbingly Moronic Movies©
 

I've finally decided to try a online video series, and here's the promo. I'm not sure how long it'll be before I actually have the first video, since I might need to upgrade (read: Replace) my system before I do so.

Wow....well that sucks....ok here's the actual video:


Enjoy...I hope.

Yea, I have friends!!

FYI: The whole of Terror of Tiny Town can be viewed on Youtube.

I watched your video last night and was equally intrigued by this movie I've never heard of. I may need to make myself suffer and watch it. I think you did a really good job, but you should come out of hiding from the dark!

I need a better camera is all...I wonder how well my Kodak will work.

Hey... why is that movie familiar?

Well done, Jester..! This was a good first 'episode' for MMM. :D

Just outta curiosity, are you using Microsoft Movie maker, or are you using something like Pinnacle Studios to make the review?

Just the basic Movie Maker. I was thinking of upgrading my system and even the program eventually.

Does this video go out of A/V sync at about 4:00 for anyone else?

You're very well spoken so I've enjoyed it so far.

Yeah the bane of being an amature video editor using a basic program.

I took the audio track (saved as a separate MP3 file) of me from the video and then spliced in the clips from the movie, with my voice running as a second, underlying track.

In other words, when the video of me was on screen, the actual sound was muted, and the other audio only clip provided the audio. I'd then cut back to me and have to try, manually matching the video to the audio, which ain't easy. If anyone knows a better way, I'd love to hear it, cause I'm new to all of this. (I guess I could only use the underlying secondary audio track for the actual movie clips, and just keep established audio of me for when I'm on screen.. Gah, that'd work much easier!! D'OH!)

Also extra points to anyone who finds the big mistake I made in the movie.

Here's episode 2. The film: Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=40896409

Crap, I forgot to reply to your PM.

But I watched your review and also enjoyed this one. I kinda like these because they give me the experience of watching the movie without having to waste away 2 hours of my life. :)

Uh...thanks...:P
Yeah, you can blame MST3K and Wes from Scary-Crayon for the idea, sort of.

MST3K for the makeing fun of bad movies, and Wes for showing me that the $1 DVD bin at Wal*Mart and Dollar Tree are your friend.

Uploading to Revver now...cause I likes the idea of maybe getting paid for this. :p

And here it is
http://revver.com/video/1113682/mind...ovies-abraxas/
And the link for the ToTT video
http://revver.com/video/1112050/mind...-of-tiny-town/

I'm enjoying the reviews so far, Jester.

You should do one of Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Good stuff Jester... ;) If there's any movies I'd recommend, it'd be "Walkabout".. set in australia, involves children in a desert and a gun-happy dad... that was a total snorefest in Screenwriting class.

Shh.....you'll spoil it....ahh heck, I'll spill.



Machi, I may have to...for November. I'm watching a film now called Deayth by Dialogue which is soooo truth in advertising.

I like the follow up:
"Members of our force are taught to avoid VD." :P

Good concept, interesting enough but the audio is really bad and could be considered a turn off. I think if you can fix the audio issue you'd really have something here. I look forward to seeing some more.

Bad how? Fuzzy? Pops? Out of synch?

There's popping, in some parts it sounds like your talking through something like a cloth. At other parts it sounds like your talking through a radio. It's very low as well you should work on bumping up the overall audio. It's most likely your microphone. I'd suggest getting a new one or maybe whatever your using to export the video is compressing your audio badly. I might be able to help you if I know what your using or if you like I can take a look at the raw audio and maybe I can pin point why that is.

It could be a lot of things.
I use a Microsoft LifeChat LX-3000 headset mic , sitting on the table in front of me rather than on my head in tandem with (now anyway, since I replaced my webcam yesterday) a Microsoft LifeCam VX-3000. I also make an MP3 track of that same audio by opening the video in Goldwave, for a track to place under the clips from the movie itself. I compile the clips of me, the clips of the movie, and the second MP3 audio using the ultra no frills Microsoft Movie Maker (man this is starting to sound like a commercial for Microsoft.)
(EDIT: The Attack of the Monsters video is finished, and the audio seems crisper...wonder if it was the old web cam capture program that caused the fuzziness...)

Goldwave is very good I use it myself. It's probably the headset they usually have lesser quality.

Awesome news on the next video I look forward to seeing it and making a comparison.

MCubed: Attack of the Monsters
http://revver.com/video/1122476/mind...-the-monsters/

:lol: I love the Gymnastics. And might I add..




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GAMERA!!

AHHHHH!!!! Freakin' Gamera!

Once again, quite an entertaining review.

And if you take requests, I wouldn't mind seeing a review of Invasion of the Blood Farmers in the future.

Looks like half of november is complete....quick 2 more requests and there's November's theme!

EDIT: Why November you may ask. Well I have the next two months plotted out, and that also gives me time to track down Walkabout and Invasion of the Blood Farmers.

Thursday...most likely.
EDIT: You heartless fiend...I just caught that KROW! :P

Hmm... another request for November, huh?

*wonders if there's any thanksgiving horror films*

*searches teh Internetz*

OH god... JESTER!!!!

ThanksKilling?

I think you need to do this one when it comes out.... :|

Dude, it's in the movie database site... if people can write THIS kinda stuff and make movies...

*may have hope for her diploma after all*

Totally lame promo/vlog:
http://revver.com/video/1124627/i-got-a-new-book/

MCubed: Manos: The Hands of Fate.
http://revver.com/video/1133891/affi...hands-of-fate/