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So, I'm retarded. I just spent the entire night reading through both the Sony and the Xbox threads from start to finish and there are some SERIOUS jokes in there. I had to make a thread about it and point out some of my favourites. They made me lol.

Brodie talking about Dead Space.
My Red Ring of Death
poiuytre makes his debut with his MGS4 PR post and we reply the only way this section knows how. I cut this one up to get the good stuff.
Of course, there are many more classics out there, and better ones. We just need to find them! Honestly, reading these threads was really funny. Not just because it seems like so many of us have changed over the years, but because we truly are the largest group of pricks on these forums.

Oh snap. Some real gems in here. More! The Nintendo thread has to be a goldmine.

Probably. The Sony thread reads like a gigantic fight for 3/4 of the time with LogicDonny. It's hilarious.

Also, it should be noted that there are at least 375 seperate uses of the word "sucks" in the VG Section.

Oh...my...God....

I nearly choked laughing so hard, and now I have that puking feeling! PURE GOLD!

God, LogicDonny could support his own separate thread. I forgot how much he loved the PS3 mainly because whenever I get on Xbox Live he's on there playing Gears or Guitar Hero x. He still sends me random messages about the Technodrome to this day.

The Jo comment is where I laughed hardest.

I begin to wonder how many times I've said something to the extent of "this was the stupidest/rudest/most obnoxious thing I've ever seen posted here".

"How many 9-year-olds have you been inside today?" Just...Just awesome.

I love you guys. :cry:

EDIT: Here's something else I love:

TMB talking about the SFIV graphics:

Oh man, the early days of the Nintendo thread were embarrassing. A lot sure changed in four years.

LogicDonny sure has produced some gold, man. He's hilarious in such an indirect way.

I love you, too! And that is pretty good. lawl! We give TMB such a hard time.

I know, right? Some of the stuff I was reading was painful.

EDIT: Oh, man. How did I overlook this LogicDonny greatness.

I hate all of you, but I'd still have you're children.

What about stuff that cross guy has said? Like...

OH! and....

Hilarity!

Man, I wish I had friends on the internet.

Here's a modern classic:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Thanks guys. I'm in near tears now after reading half of these quotes. :lol:

SURELY there must be more around here. I remember lots of gems in old threads... *goes to do some digging*

You one up all of us! You had a BOYFRIEND on the internet.

Don't you have a girlfriend on the internet, Cure? You one-upped us, too. :cry:

Well, I met her IRL then she moved away, so it's a bit different. I mean, I've been INSIDE her before.

Wow, Cure. You didn't need to give us ALL of the information. I'm going to go throw up now. :sick:

These are great. :lol:

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The post counts per thread are pretty interesting too.

Way to ruin the whole f*cking thread, you down syndrome asshole.

Holy sh*t, I was TWELVE. I'm going to KILL YOU.

I didn't know, man. I didn't know! :cry:

Why do the post counts matter though? Everyone posts pretty much everywhere here.

I just thought it was odd how the top two posters were always far ahead of the three and four, etc. Even the top two's themselves are pretty distant. And now that I look at it, the image I posted doesn't have the best of picture-quality. :ohwell:

TMB and I have always participated more, in general, than everyone else, and I don't see how that matters at all? Also, you totally missed the point of the thread, f*cktard. Anyone can go back and find contradicting or "wrong" information someone says when rumors and speculation are being thrown around, that doesn't make them funny. You pretty much posted what you did to be a little b*tch, and attempt to make people you don't like look stupid, because you know everyone here dislikes you. Way to go, douche.

Aww, you're just cranky because aside from you, I do like all the people I quoted. And while I might not like you, I do still respect your opinion and Mencia-esque sense of humor.

But don't let that stop you from trying to live up to that "group of pricks" status you hold dear. Maybe one day you can mature past that angry rebellious teen phase and form a personality that doesn't centre around being a histrionic cynic 24/7.

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Oh, on second thought, really I wouldn't want you any other way. I like you after all, big guy. Love. :tlove:

Did you just compare him to Carlos Mencia?

Don't be silly, Hannah. Mencia has a job.

I can't believe you're actually doing this to yourself.

Oh, it is on!

Just trying to fit in as often suggested. It's all in good fun and fits the local flavor of humor like a glove. I see no harm.

It's just...too beautiful. :cry:

Isn't it too bad, then, that everyone else thinks you're a f*cking idiot too? And I don't give a sh*t if you respect me or not, who the hell are you to me? And I don't know who the f*ck Carlos Mencia is, so I don't even know what to think about that.

And it's a common assumption that I'm always angry, when the case is actually the complete opposite, you don't know who I am, so don't assume you do based on forum posts I make.

I've been in fights with people like Ecto Jedi and Doom over and over, yet once they've gotten to know me, we've never had another problem. Unfortunately, unlike them, you've made enough idiotic, ignorant, puerile comments that there's no way anyone here will ever give a sh*t what you say.

So crawl back into your mothers festering canyon of a vagina, if the crack whore is still alive, and suffocate yourself.

Here's a really good one...

Ahh, seems like yesterday.

Mencia is a comedian with a sort of crude, insult sense of humor, much like your vagina canyon joke. I generally don't enjoy his stuff, but it might be worth checking out. You might like it.

Now you're just doing the rebellious teen thing on purpose, aren't you? :lol: Is the announcement that you're going to start smoking to get back to the world and your parents going to be next? I say do it. Show them you mean business.

Ignoring the delicious irony of you calling someone puerile, I do appreciate all the time being put in these posts, seeing as you don't care and all. It makes me feel special. :) The job market would be ecstatic if you could put even half the time in it as you put in showering me with attention, buttercup. As much as I enjoy our back and forth, I'm not sure if this is on topic or not.

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Alright, it might be going by Ecto.

Actually it's perfectly on-topic; this thread is about this section's greatest hits after all. Carry on.

This sh*t is one of the reasons why I still get up in the morning.

Uuuuh, this is going to be good!!