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Ninja Turtle Pick-Up Lines
Because Powder wanted something more original.
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That's the worst pick-up line ever. It's not even a complete thought... But, it might work on a Ninja Turtle. You never know...
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hey babe, you can ride my shell anytime.
or is it lines to pick up turtles? |
Haha Arella... I commend you!
I must be Rocksteady cause I'm extra horny! I can make your bed rock, steady! I've got balls of steel, can you give me chrome dome? You better hope my bostaff doesn't give you a splinter. I'll show you the secret of the ooze. I love TMNT! Yeah, Tit, muff, nip, twat. Wanna go down? ...To the sewer? |
:embarass::embarass::embarass::embarass::embarass: :embarass:
I don´t get it! Which is the intention of this thread? :tanime::tanime::tanime: |
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Pickup lines are what we call the things people say when flirting. Ours have a turtle twist to them! |
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"Where you are going to move the shell this night?" :twink: "I am charmed with your smile, you have an air to Chewbacca...." |
" I poop from my tail...Y'know?
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funny **** powder!!!
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"You know, my head isn't the only thing that stretches..."
;) -ms |
You're gonna make me prematurely come out of my shell!
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stick it in already!
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Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu. How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?
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"My head isn't the only limb that go in my Shell..."
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"Yes that is a nunchuck in my belt but I'm also happy to see you!"
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I have a trans-dimensional portal, shall I take you to Dimension Sex?
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Oh god I've lol'd hard at this topic!!! :D :D :D
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Powder that was effin hilarious.
Leo-If you think I can wield my katanas good, wait till you see what I can do with my bo. Donnie- Not really sure why people think I do machines. But I can do you like a machine. Mikey- Oh you saw the Coming Out of Our Shells tour huh? Mind if I give you a sample of what this party dude did back stage? Raph- Hey you with the face... |
"I'm a turtle. Let's do it!"
"Cowabunga! Nice t*ts." |
Don: "hey (flips out bostaff) actual size"
not really sure if thats a pickup line tough XD |
'I've been thinking about you...and I have 'come' to a decision.'
Yeah...it was lame but I got it from this. XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI7hvPR-rQs |
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"Would you like to take a ride on MY turtle blimp?"
"Have you ever seen a turtle get down?!" "Would you like to know why the call be The Shredder?" "I just got my shell waxed, would you like to help be 'break it in'?" "My bo staff and nun-chucks aren't just for hitting things..." "You wanna know what the word Cowabunga means? I can show you!" These have all worked for me so far...:D |
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Let's have some fun, this beat is sick,
I wanna take a ride on your ninja stick. You don't need the turtle van to drive me crazy! My shell isn't the only thing that's hard, y'know. You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good. |
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