What does it mean when...?
 

Hey all, I was at Toys R Us geeking out on TMNT stuff today when I realized how absurd I must have looked to anyone watching. So here's a little game based upon that thought. I'll ask "What does it mean when...?", you answer the question (humorously I hope) and then ask your own "What does it mean when?"

What does it mean when a 25 year-old woman shops boyswear at Toys R Us for t-shirts?

It means the 23 year old male in the Masters of the Universe section can't fit in to them :cry:

Trust me, I'm trying to come up with another one :lol:

What does it mean when the same 23 year old BEGS the Toys R Us Employee to check the back for more figures?

It means that's one pissed Toys R Us employee, cuz you just KNOW he was holding those for himself.

What does it mean when you have no money for the cable bill, but can always scrounge up a few dollars for the newest Hulk Hogan figure that Jakks puts out?

It means you have priorities!

What does it mean when the sound of gleeful little children playing outside drives you batty?

It means you are over 10.

What does it mean when you exclaim "I'll ****ing kill myself!" and your friends look at you, and continue their converstaion? lol

It means you need new friends.

What does it mean when ytou actually kill yourself, and nobody cares?

That you have a serious conditon of insanity that had made you undesireable. (Red Dragon, anyone?) :P

What does it mean when you spend more time on the computer, instead of watching TV or reading books?

It means you should spend time outside.

What does it mean when you spend $800 on a Nazi uniform?

It means your obsessed.

What does it mean when you wear that uniform in public?

it means you'll have a bunch of patroits after you

what does it mean when a mob is after you

It means you'll end up like Jimmy Hoffa.

What does it mean when you're skin looks like Ronald Reagan's face?

it means your old and stupid

what does it mean when your head hurts from taking a piss

It means you took one huge piss.

What does it mean when you put on a pirate costume and walk around town?

It means you're probably using cheesy pick-up lines like "Hey baby, wanna walk my plank?"

What does it mean when someone shakes their fist threateningly at you?

it means a guy is comming after you after he caught you with his girl!

what does it mean when a bird sings

It means I need to load the shotgun. Frickin' birds chirpin' all the frickin' time...

What does it mean when drivers hit the gas as you're using the crosswalk in front of them?

It means they're too damn old to be behind the wheel!

What does it mean when you're having a conversation and the next word you're about to say is temporarily blanked out from your vocabulary?

it means your damn stupid

what does it mean when your friend pokes your eyes out!

It means he's extremely bored.

What does it mean when you someone starts bitching at you for no reason at all?

It means you like Matt Hardy. :lol:

What does it mean when you take preperation H oraly?

It means you are Peter Jennings.

What does it mean when you put on a Bob Saget mask?

Your tryin to look like Mathew138

What does it mean when you cant stop staring at a clock?

Re: What does it mean when...?
 

This is a bit off topic (but based on that quote):

Why do you say you looked "absurd" when "geeking out" (how that term came about is beyond me) on TMNT merch? I personally don't give a flip about what the general populace thinks of me buying TMNT stuff, new or old. Hey, it's their problem that they're afraid to show the geek in them, damn mainstreamers...

You know what I say? Anyone that's into at least one "geek" item (Star Trek, Star Wars, etc), TMNT included, probably has a higher IQ/better scholastic potential than one who's strictly a mainstreamer soley in it just because it's a fad and "goes with the flow". Gah, that kind of person makes me sick. As far as I go, I'm proud to be a "geek" that's not afraid to BE MYSELF!

that your eyes will soon be blood shot and dry up and fall out.

what does it mean when you always have shredder kick the turtles asses?

It means that the creators of TMNT have a sense of realism in them.

What does it mean when you juggle torches in a crowded bathroom?

It means that taking a crap isnt enough for you.

What does it mean when you start screaming during an exam?

It means you're as dumb as Triceraton.

What does it mean when you eat paper bags?

it means your a dumbass like mattew138

what happens when you find your best friend in bed
with your girlfriend

It means this thread is gonna get closed.

What does it mean when Krang closes this thread?

it means some one is probably gonna get warned!

what does it mean when there 2 people in front of you

it means you should walk between them, shoving both over in the process ;).

What does it mean when people say this thread is gonna be closed?

It means we have a bunch of immature children on the board, not to mention paranoid.

What does it mean when nobody thinks Matthew138 is funny except me?

It means we don't know your kinda humor :P

What does it mean when I can't feel my feet?

It means your leg warmers are too tight.

What does it mean when I can hear pudding?

it means you've become Bill Cosby

What does it mean when jello is really soup?

It means it's been in the fridge too long. Either that or your mom's a lousy cook.

What does it mean when my cat can burp louder than I can?

it means bird are attacking

what does it mean when some one holds a
gun to your face

It means you should do the opposite of what they tell you to do... :lol:

what does it mean if my head explodes?