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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first somewhat-portly mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, wearing an expensive fur coat; "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Mercedes." He turns to the third Mom, who was somewhat inebriated; "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, who was wearing a skin tight leather skirt, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

Bwahahahahaaaa..... :lol:

Hmm. So Moomintroll's kid is named Dick.

Ouch... cheapshot...

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I'm surprised Garet even understood it.

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oh man thats great!!!!!!

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I was too busy staring at Moomie's av and drooling to read the joke about "Dick"...or was I? :dead:

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I dont think your the only one
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So if I was wearing Cats eye contacts, would you find me sexy o_0

Sadly for you my age makes it more plausible for her to return the favor to me than to you :P

Sadly, I don't think it'll happen anyways.... :|

ok........good for you see if I give a f*** :roll:

You never know...I could change my sexual orientation this instant if I wanted to, but I don't, sorry...

...I am not even honoring that with a witty remark.....

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...but you are already a cat, thus sexified, you don't need contacts
cat power! ;-)

Rez, seriously dude... you NEED to stop hitting on me! I told you, I'm only interested in girls :P

:D

I possess no cat power... but I do possess a mullet. And chicks *love* to stroke it. :D

And every once in a while it absorbs bullets and spits them back at my attackers. But only if I've had my V05 hot oil treatments that day.

Who said you're not mistaking MY gender and that I'm not lying about myself :wink:

Rez, with all due respect, I've seen your pic. If you WERE a girl, and were only pretending to be a guy, what are the odds you'd choose THAT person to represent you? :lol:

Yeah, I know, I know... I'm a d*ck. :P

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Oh, so that's what kinda party this is :lol:

Dude I'm totally having an "Eyes Wide Shut" moment... soon everyone is just gonna be naked and wearing masks and it's not gonna matter who anyone is everyone's just gonna be shagging and that GOD DAMNED piano player is gonna keep playing that "DUN DUN DUN dun dun DUN" thing on the piano over and over and OVER again...... :o :o :o

Eh..I suppose it was kinda funny.. :roll:

Well you "honored" the remark by acknowledging it's existance.

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Which is fine, I just didn't bother thinking up an insult, which is exactly what I said

You'd see a different person had those pics NOT been downsized and pixelated :D

(dont worry I will for you :D )

as are all three of yours. :lol:

does any one have any tape, or somthing I could put over garets mouth

now, if i would have said that every one would have talked about how im gonna get banned and try to fight with me. whats goin' on here?

That's probably the most creative remark you have ever thought of. And how long did it take you? 3, 4 days to think that up?

:lol: no we would wait for you to get banned than we would talk about you

naw im just joking

2 minutes actually.

:roll: So you went and dragged up this thread that hasn't been posted in for three days to tell me that? Yeah right.

I told you the dumbass would strike back! .......agian if you cant tell im joking than your plain stupid

[Edit: Stop attacking other members before you get a warning. --Krang]