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Brodie 07-31-2003 10:38 PM

Freddy Vs. Jason (Not a poll, the movie...)
 
Anyone gonna see this? I think it'll be hilarious. I've been itchin' for a Freddy n' Jason flick since Friday the 13th:Jason Goes To Hell, when Freddy's glove popped up, etc.

The movie is being made by the same dude who made Brice Of Chuckie, so it will either be Funny as hell, crappy, or maybe even Pretty damn good/serious/maybe evem a bit scary (Hahahaha).

I'm liking the movie posters and the website kicks ass with the feature where you can make your own wallpapers. My current one is Jason's mask with Freddy's glove through it in a forest background.


Just wait for Micheal Meyers vs. Chuckie.

or....

Pinhead vs. Leatherface.

Reznorite420 07-31-2003 10:42 PM

I'll see it...while I'm drunk.

Brodie 07-31-2003 10:46 PM

Then it's bound to be good.

Leo656 07-31-2003 11:30 PM

If I want to maintain my source of steady poon, I'll be taking my girlfriend to see it no later than the end of its opening weekend. :D

That Matt Guy 07-31-2003 11:32 PM

:lol:

The Stryker 08-01-2003 12:29 AM

Eh its gonna be alright

But nothing Spectacular.....im going to see that movie with about...*counts* 3 girls and they all HATE horror movies

Go me!.......i'll leave now

*walks away*

Psycrow 08-01-2003 02:27 AM

I'm gonna go see it... nothing beats a good ol' Slasher pic after being force fed this super hero crap. :mrgreen:

I wasted like 2.5 hours watching the Hulk movie at a drive-in... Come to think about it... that's like 2.5 hours I'll never get back...

Karpo_007 08-01-2003 04:26 AM

Of course I will go see it. Altough every Slaher movie is bad, they can also be entertaining. Well Elmstreet series has always been abover Friday, Every movie has good special effects and Unlike Jason, Freddy is very Personal character.

Reznorite420 08-01-2003 04:39 AM

Something just hit me, Brodie (no pun intended)...

You didn't have to say "not a poll", because you know of the [Poll] marker :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Bossanova 08-01-2003 07:41 AM

movies probably gonna be pretty good as long as nobody expects that either of these characters can and ever will die for good because they wont..hence there being so many of each movie.. but once u realize that itll be a good movie

cqb101 08-01-2003 07:50 AM

I think it will be entertaining.

Brodie 08-01-2003 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznorite420
Something just hit me, Brodie (no pun intended)...

You didn't have to say "not a poll", because you know of the [Poll] marker :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was just making sure, incase people didn't look to the side.

I saw a weird picture, of Freddy with a neon green glove....Makes me kinda worried.

Jephael 08-01-2003 10:55 PM

Q!!
 
I need to go out and rent Jason X before I even watch this new one!

The Stryker 08-01-2003 10:58 PM

Jason X is after freddy vs. jason....or its not part of the friday the 13th movie continuty at all

because from the cuts i've seen, Jason is in the form we all know and love not the machine upgraded crap in jason X :sleep:

Brodie 08-02-2003 07:51 AM

Stryker's right, Jason X isn't considered one of the regular Friday-sequels. It's like Leprechaun In Space.

The Bossanova 08-02-2003 07:54 AM

i havent seen jason x ... whats different about it?

Brodie 08-02-2003 08:05 AM

It takes place a laughable amount of time in the future, earth is a wasteland, and people live on Earth2. The story starts with this scientist chick having Jason Vorheese chained up, tied up, with a rag over his face. She has a conversation with some money hungry militant about how Jason is the perfect being because no matter what anyone did to him, he could heal (which if he could he didn't show it.). Aparently, the military got ahold of Jason and tried to kill him in tons of different ways, electrocution, burning, etc. Jason got screwed around with by some guard, and gets loose (Even if they had him chained up for such a long time, he got out when he got pissed.......?)

Jason kills everyone in the building, except the scientist girl, who ends up getting Jason into a "freezer", which is a Cryogenic freezing 'box'.

Then a team of kids (I guess it's supposed to be a field trip...) go to Earth and find the frozen Scientist, and the Cryo-Tube. The stupid kid opens up the tube and Jason falls out, slicing off the kid's arm, and no one freaks out because aparently, it's pretty normal in the future. And again, this is an even longer time into the future.

Yada,yada, Jason gets loose on the ship because another money hungry guy wants some quick cash.

Most fans of the Friday series don't count Jason X, because of it's stupid premise, and even worse acting and directing. Sure it's not the first stupid Friday flick, but it's the worst.

The Bossanova 08-02-2003 08:46 AM

alright i got it now

Reznorite420 08-02-2003 12:37 PM

According to my friend the only remotely good part (because of it's hilarity) was a scene where the Scientists or whatever are stalling Jason via a holographic simulation (what a ST: TNG ripoff BTW) where these fake (as in both not really there AND not getting them right) 80s girls on a campout in the woods ask Jason all sorts of things:

Girl 1: Would you like to drink some beer?

Girl 2: Would you like to smoke some POT? (in that lame 80s voice)

Girl 3: Would you like to have pre-marital sex?

Girl 1 and 2: WE LOVE PRE-MARITAL SEX!

It cuts to the team trying to figure something out, then cuts back to Jason pounding one girl against a tree while she's in a sleeping bag and then crushing another one.

I tell you, that scene reminds me too much of the holodeck scene from Star Trek: First Contact where Picard and Lily use one of the Dixon Hill programs to stall the Borg that are chasing them.

Brodie 08-02-2003 12:44 PM

Yeah, that is the best part. But when Jason first comes back, and freezes that chicks head then smashes it on the desk. It kind of makes me wonder does he ever just stop and act like "Wow...that was cool..." Being a mute zombie dude must suck, for the lack of ability to call up a friend and go "Hey, Chuckie, you'll never believe what I just did. This chick was naked in the shower, right? And she was gonna have some premarital sex, like they always do, so I froze her face, then gues what I did....I broke it. It was awesome."


Poor Jason.

Karpo_007 08-02-2003 01:16 PM

Thats why I like Freddy better, he has much more personality.

Brodie 08-02-2003 01:19 PM

Yep. Always willing to crack a joke while he's slaughtering someone.

But Freddy won't win in the movie. According to the plot, you can tell he won't. Freddy Manipulates Jason and uses him. Thus you can tell that somehow Jason figures it out and goes after Freddy. They fight and under the circumstances, Jason is the "Good Guy."

Karpo_007 08-02-2003 01:53 PM

Hmmm... You might be right. But there are humans to, might be that neither of them wins eventually. Thats my guess but who knows.

The Stryker 08-02-2003 03:04 PM

I hope they have a climatic battle or i'll be pissed.... like have freddy kill jason or vice-versa and then have the teens banish the remaining person

but thats me....and plus my friend and i have a goddamn bet....

he has 5 bucks on freddy

We're so stupid

Jephael 08-02-2003 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznorite420
According to my friend the only remotely good part (because of it's hilarity) was a scene where the Scientists or whatever are stalling Jason via a holographic simulation (what a ST: TNG ripoff BTW) where these fake (as in both not really there AND not getting them right) 80s girls on a campout in the woods ask Jason all sorts of things:

Girl 1: Would you like to drink some beer?

Girl 2: Would you like to smoke some POT? (in that lame 80s voice)

Girl 3: Would you like to have pre-marital sex?

Girl 1 and 2: WE LOVE PRE-MARITAL SEX!

It cuts to the team trying to figure something out, then cuts back to Jason pounding one girl against a tree while she's in a sleeping bag and then crushing another one.

Oh yeah, I actually found some images and a sound clip of that scene you're talking about. It does sound awful funny from the reviews I've seen.

Dane E5R 08-02-2003 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brodie
Yeah, that is the best part. But when Jason first comes back, and freezes that chicks head then smashes it on the desk. It kind of makes me wonder does he ever just stop and act like "Wow...that was cool..." Being a mute zombie dude must suck, for the lack of ability to call up a friend and go "Hey, Chuckie, you'll never believe what I just did. This chick was naked in the shower, right? And she was gonna have some premarital sex, like they always do, so I froze her face, then gues what I did....I broke it. It was awesome."


Poor Jason.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'd love to see that phone call!

Raven 08-02-2003 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elite5Raph
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brodie
Yeah, that is the best part. But when Jason first comes back, and freezes that chicks head then smashes it on the desk. It kind of makes me wonder does he ever just stop and act like "Wow...that was cool..." Being a mute zombie dude must suck, for the lack of ability to call up a friend and go "Hey, Chuckie, you'll never believe what I just did. This chick was naked in the shower, right? And she was gonna have some premarital sex, like they always do, so I froze her face, then gues what I did....I broke it. It was awesome."


Poor Jason.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'd love to see that phone call!

:lol: sounds like somthing you would see on saterday night live or mad tv :lol:

Jephael 08-02-2003 08:18 PM

That might be funny, like some sort of Friday the 13th/American Pie kinda parody where they have some guy act like Stifler while dressed like Jason.

Brodie 08-03-2003 09:53 AM

The only thing that sounds stupid about the movie is the doofy Britney Murphy looking chick saying "Place your bets..." She kinda pisses me off.

TheShredder 08-03-2003 02:44 PM

One thing I want to know is how will this movie work!? I mean doesn't Freddy only exist in dreams!?

Brodie 08-03-2003 02:46 PM

Kind of, but there's an issue of sleeping pills, since some of the kids are in a mental institution.

TheShredder 08-03-2003 03:05 PM

What are they going to have Jason sleep!? Does Jason ever sleep!?

The Stryker 08-03-2003 03:25 PM

Ok in "New Nightmare" or nightmare on elm street 7

freddy went into the real world...our world...well sorta and in that world he can pop in and out of the non-sleep world...but only if he has enough power but he CAN appear in hallucinations and such

thats why jason goes to hell and new nightmare were so tied together in a way


And i think Jason sleeps, he always rises from the lake....like godzilla with a hockey mask

Brodie 08-04-2003 01:04 PM

Just checked out the site, they have soundbites of Freddy whenever you click on different areas of the site. I clicked on the "Exclusive E-Card" and Freddy said: "You think I'm afraid of you? Now that we're in the real world?"

So that proves that some how or another Freddy gets dragged into the real world. Or he's babbling.

I gotta snag the sound track, there's a ton of good bands on there.

Here's the list of bands: Ill Nino, Killswitch Engage, Spineshank, Mushroomhead, Hatebreed, Slipknot, Chimaira, From Autumn To Ashes, Sevendust, Powerman 5000, Muderdolls, Seether, Stone Sour, Sevil Driver, Sepultura, The Blank Theory, In Flames, Lamb Of God, Type O Negative

You can go on the site and there's a link to listen to all the songs on the soundtrack.

Psycrow 08-04-2003 02:16 PM

Looks like quite the soundtrack. I think the selected music will fit the music perfectly, but it will also diminish some of the "scare" factor from the movie.

Brodie 08-04-2003 04:01 PM

I doubt they'll use it in high tension scenes. Maybe in parties, or dreams, etc. At least they don't have any Destiny's Child :lol:

Dr. Doom 08-06-2003 01:30 AM

Doom will be waiting in the theater to vaporize anyone who goes to see this peice of garbage!!!!

That Matt Guy 08-06-2003 01:32 AM

Well Jason will be waiting to smash a bolo knife into the side of you're neck.

Dr. Doom 08-06-2003 01:35 AM

BAH! SMASH INDEED!!! DOOM'S ARMOUR IS INPENETRABLE!! WHILE DOOM GIVES THIS WALKING CORPSE JASON CREDIT FOR THE MASK, HE WILL GLADLY SEND HIM TO ANOTHER DIMENSION SO HE CANNOT MAKE ANY MORE OF THESE PEICE OF CRAP MOVIES!!!

That Matt Guy 08-06-2003 01:37 AM

Doom makes love with his fist?


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