What is your Battle Cry?
 

Okay, found this on another board and found it hilarious:

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

It generates a really gross battle cry based on your user name, or any name really. It can turn up some seriously sick but hilarious ones too. Here are two of mine:


Prowling along the wasteland, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Dinogrrl! And she gives a low howl:

"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!!"


Hark! Who is that, prowling across the freeway! It is Downundergrrl, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She cries apocalyptically:

"I'm seriously going to pulverize you in such an inhumane manner, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"


A warning to people though - it can turn up some adult themed battle cries as well, so I leave it to people as to whether they want to post those or not, given forum rules. But hey, discover the inner barbarian and have some gory fun. :)

Real Name: "I'm going to hump you in such an inhumane manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"

User Name: "I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!!"

I'm not sure which one I like better...

i'm satisfied U_U

"As sure as predators devour prey, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"

hmmm....interesting...I did a few of my common board/chat room names...and even my real name.

Running through the tundra, swinging a burning branch, cometh Tiger Powers! And she gives a mighty howl:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"


Lo! Who is that, skulking on the wasteland! It is Toxic Wolf, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a spectacular howl, her voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"

Lo! Who is that, skulking amidst the terrain! It is Storm Wolf, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She bellows ominously:

"In the name of malice, I sow darkness and discord until there is no more hope!!"

Real Name:"I'm going to bruise you until you **** molton lava!!!"


why do i kinda get that lo down feelin....like i am a villan of some sort? :roll:

Username: Skulking across the steppes, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Brodie! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to flog you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"


Realname: "I'm going to bruise you beyond mortal comprehension, then make toast!"

under Leonardo:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you so badly, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"

thats weird under buzz lightyear i got:

"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!"

i was expecting something like: "to infinity and beyond!" :goofygri:

:lol: :lol: I had to do Raphael....

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

heh heh... :P

"I'm going to smack you like it's my job"

Prowling on the cliffs, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh PizzaPower! And he gives a cruel howl:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

Interesting....

My real name: "Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

My user name: "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

My AIM name: "I'm going to bludgeon you until the sun burns out!!"

My nickname ("The Franchise"): "For the love of beatings, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!"

My high school nickname ("Heavy Metal"): "I'm going to punch you for such a long time, your screams will reanimate the dead!!!"

And two just for the hell of it...
Hulk Hogan: "As sure as predators devour prey, I carve into flesh until my loins find satisfaction!!!"

Kevin Nash: "I'm going to beat you like a first grade teacher!!"

:lol: Good stuff... amazingly accurate :lol:

Using Tetsu Deinonychus:

Skulking out of the candy store, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Tetsu Deinonychus! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"


Using Zero Deinonychus:

Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the hotel lobby! It is Zero Deinonychus, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He cries vengefully:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring darkness and mayhem with God on my side!"


Using X3:

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging amidst the fields! It is X3, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! I plunder until everything has croaked!!"

D00D Th3z3 R t3h Rokxxxx!

I used my name, then my name with two different "last names" I use on different message boards. I like the first and last ones best. :lol:

Running amidst the fields, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh Kali! And she gives a mighty cry:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh like a river of pure piranha!"

Running on the tundra, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Kali Gargoyle! And she gives a cruel howl:
"I'm going to punch you for such a long time, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!"

Skulking over the cliffs, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Kali Shedemon! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, no flesh shall be spared!!!"

Username: Running out of the tundra, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Matthew138! And he gives a vengeful grunt "I'm going to flog you into a fine spicy powder!!!"


Real Name: Running on the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Matthew Shirley! And he gives a spectacular grunt "I'm going to flog you into the fourth dimension!!"


Adolf Hitler: Sprinting amidst the cliffs, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Adolf Hitler! And he gives a mighty bellow "I'm going to beat you with such zeal, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"

Wow, how original:

Running over the wasteland, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh DarkNinja! And she gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to bludgeon you like a first grade teacher!"


I like it!

"I'm going to beat you backwards in time!" :lol:

ArashiPanduh: "I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"

Pandakame: "For the love of carnage and discord, I slice through beating hearts like a river of pure piranha!!"

Littlepandalost: "As sure as predators devour prey, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!"

Arashi_Bara_Torari: "I'm going to pound you like a first grade teacher, and plug you into a power plant!"

Omajinai:"I'm going to brutalize you beyond your expiration date, then make toast!"

Real name: "I'm seriously going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!"

Username:
I'm seriously going to bruise you until you pee fire, and throw you out the airplane door!!

AIM Name:
Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!

First Name:
I'm going to flog you until you acquire caulrophobia, and add a notch to my bedpost!!

First/Last Name:
I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!

First/Middle/Last Name:
In the name of Thor the Mighty, I plunder with reckless abandon!

Ash Williams:
I'm going to contort you until time and space have no meaning!!!

Casey Jones:
I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!!

Username: Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the cliffs! It is Benvenuto, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a booming howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you until your mom feels it in her womb!!" 8)

Real name: "I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf!!!" :lol:

--Rampaging across the cliffs, swinging a thorned whip, cometh W. Axl Rose! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm seriously going to beat you beyond capacity, and then some!"

--Who is that, stalking out of the terrain! It is Hollywood Hulk Hogan, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He roars vengefully:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!"

--Yea, verily: Who is that, running through the tundra! It is The Hulkster, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!"

--Hark! Who is that, prowling along the tarmac! It is "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"


--Striding over the candy store, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to make you cry like the bitchiest bitch!!"


--Sprinting out of the freeway, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Snake Plissken! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!"

My old AIM name
--Hark! Who is that, stalking on the mountains! It is AXLHulkster, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He cries thunderously:

"I'm going to bludgeon you with such zeal, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"

:lol:

EDIT:
--Rampaging along the candy store, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Jeff Jarrett! And he gives an ominous scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!"


--Prowling through the tundra, carrying gilded boxing gloves, cometh Chris Benoit! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to **** you until you're pissing ****, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"


--Running along the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to spank you like a wrecking ball, and launch you into deep space!"


--Who is that, striding along the freeway! It is Kal-El, Last Son Of Krypton, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts gutterally:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"


:lol: :lol:

I had to do this one. :goofygri:

Prowling across the icy wasteland, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Michael Jackson! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!"

Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Mufasa, The Lion King! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"


--Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a mighty sword, cometh "Rowdy" Roddy Piper! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I sow darkness and discord until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"


--Rampaging through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Bret "The Hitman" Hart! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to torment you until you turn inside-out!!"


--Striding on the candy store, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Rob Van Dam! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm seriously going to flog you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!"


--Yea, verily: Who is that, running through the terrain! It is Chris Jericho, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to **** you with such disregard for common sense, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"


--Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the wasteland! It is "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He screams mightily:

"I'm going to pound you until you turn inside-out, and grin like a ****ing maniac!!!"

- My username:

"Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the freeway! It is Raphael_is_cool, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

(Nah I can't post it..it's not nice, damn thing)

- But I can for my real name:

Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the terrain, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He screams gutterally:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

- and my hotmail one makes me laugh:

Running on the steppes, swinging a meaty axe, cometh he! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to bludgeon you past the point of no return, then make toast!!"

Lo! Who is that, stalking on the cliffs! It is Relay, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!"

Here's the one for my real name:

"This one's for you, mom! I bring darkness and mayhem until my glands are satisfied!"

Running on the hotel lobby, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Sally Jesse Raphael! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you with such disregard for common sense, Buddha will explode!!"

I like mine, it's using preferred RL alias:

Stalking over the hotel lobby, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Alexei! And he gives a booming bellow:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to all I see like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

^*still loves that one* ^.^

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the freeway! It is JFK, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"

Sprinting across the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Teddy Roosevelt! And he gives a low roar:

"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I shall avenge my ancestors!!!"

Running over the steppes, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Zordon's Tube! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to smack you into a fine spicy powder, and plug you into a power plant!!!"

--Prowling over the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Brian Pillman! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you until you spontaneously degenerate, and throw you out the window!"


--Running amidst the desert, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Simba, Who Will One Day Be King! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"In the name of malice, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"


--Prowling along the freeway, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Scott Hall! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to smash you into the stuff of nightmares!!"


--Rampaging over the desert, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Jason Voorhees! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!!"


--Prowling on the terrain, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Freddy Kreuger! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"


--Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the steppes! It is Leatherface, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!"


--Lo! Who is that, skulking out of the tarmac! It is Pinhead, Lord Of The Cenobytes, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an ominous bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to **** you until you are hot and bothered, and grin like a ****ing maniac!!"


--Who is that, prowling over the tarmac! It is The Man They Call Sting, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I feel like chicken tonight!!!"


--Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the desert! It is "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you into the fourth dimension!!"


--Stalking over the plains, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Triple H! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to contort you until Western Civilization implodes!!!"


--Zang! Who is that, skulking amidst the fields! It is Diamond Dallas Page, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you for such a long time, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"


--Prowling on the plains, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Raven! And he gives a cruel roar:

"This one's for you, mom! I tear into the enemy until there is no more hope!!!"


--Zang! Who is that, striding out of the terrain! It is Brock Lesnar, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He cries homicidally:

"I'm going to hump you into the stuff of nightmares, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!"


--Zang! Who is that, running out of the icy wasteland! It is The Undertaker, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you until you acquire caulrophobia, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

:lol: :lol:

My Gargoyles character:
"Who is that, rampaging amidst the icy wasteland! It is Moriah Star Windwalker, hands clutching a meaty axe! She cries homicidally:

"I'm going to smack you like a first grade teacher!!"

My MD:TAS female character
"Who is that, sprinting through the plains! It is Ariel Raye Tristan, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She howls ominously:

"I'm going to pummel you until you're a parapalegic!"

And my MD:TAS male character:
"Lo! Who is that, running along the candy store! It is Michael Moondancer Firewing, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars mightily:

"I'm going to beat the flaming sh** out of you!!!"

My X2 character:
"Rampaging over the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Sonic Eagle! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, you will not be able to see straight!!"

:evilgrin: Sounds just like her.....

I couldn't resist on this one:
"Lo! Who is that, sprinting out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Kurt Wagner, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-a**!!"
:P Nope...can't see it.... :lol:

"Lo! Who is that, prowling out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Kelly Joanne Draven, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you like a wrecking ball!!!"

lol I like these,
my first nam got
"I'm going to smack you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"
my last got
"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I carve into flesh like a river of pure piranha!!"
lol those are good.
and my user name was
"I'm going to contort you so painfully, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!" :evilgrin:

--Sprinting over the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Lex Luger! And he gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to smash you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!!"


--Zang! Who is that, stalking through the plains! It is Silent Bob, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"


--Hark! Who is that, rampaging amidst the freeway! It is Jay Mewes, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you with such wanton cruelty, your pets won't recognize you!!!"


--Zang! Who is that, skulking along the hotel lobby! It is Andre The Giant, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to **** you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"


--Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting across the mountains! It is Spider-Man, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a booming howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to **** you until you are unable to sit properly!!"


--Rampaging along the tundra, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh The Honky Tonk Man! And he gives a booming roar:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

Well as 'Raven' I got. :
Rampaging through the terrain, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Raven! And she gives a booming howl:
"I'm going to punch you until you are hot and bothered, and add a notch to my bedpost!"

As Caster Tory I got:
Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the terrain! It is Caster Troy, hands clutching a thorned whip! She cries thunderously:
"I'm going to smack you until I am off parole, and sever every head in sight!!!"

As Donna I got:
Running over the steppes, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Donna! And she gives an ominous roar:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"

Lastly (and the best so far as I can tell) was the one I got when I used my real name, Cindy.
Running through the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Cindy! And she gives a low howl:
"I'm going to f@ck you like a rabid gangsta b!tch!"

OK, here's one:
Who is that, running on the mountains! It is Ash, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I bring darkness and mayhem until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"


Prowling along the terrain, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Ashe! And she gives a cruel howl:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you beyond mortal comprehension!!!"

:lol: ROFL!!!

I saw this thread, read it, and just couldnt resist! :D

lesee...

User Name:
~Zang! Who is that, stalking amidst the terrain! It is Machias Banshee, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a cruel scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"


First User Name:
~Prowling across the cliffs, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Machias! And she gives a booming grunt:

"For the love of beatings, I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"


Varied forms of RL Name:
~"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring darkness and mayhem like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

~"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"

~"I'm going to contort you so hard, you'll age fifty years!"


and my personal favorite.. :evilgrin:

Full User Name:
~Who is that, striding across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Machias Mae Banshee, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She cries homicidally:

"I'm going to spank you so hard, Buddha will explode!"

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"

How fitting, seeing as how I'm such a geek when it comes to classical mythology.

mine would be tough....anyone accepts the challenge???

Go ahead nad put yours up, Scifreak!!! :thyper: this is so much fun... :D

Drome name = "I'm going to torment you into the fast lane, and launch you into deep space!!!"

Real name = "I'm going to pulverize you until you purr like a b*!@# kittin!!"
I like that one better.

AOL name: "I'm seriously going to pummel you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"
Real: "As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to the landscape like a river of pure piranha!"
AIM:"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!!"
Yahoo:"I'm going to punch you into the danger zone!!"
man i love this site

I very much live by Einstein's famous quotes.

"If we knew what we were doing, then it would be research"
"Knowledge is power but imagination is even more powerful"