She hath return'd to kick butt, take names and share mangoes
 

Hey, everyone!

Man, I just got up and going today...boy, talk about a lot to read! new shows, fanfic awards, story threats....good to be back! :D

ah, Azure! I've have brought what i promised! *drags in mysterious black crate* I think you might like some of these...

soon to come...

Deadly ingenuity (i promise!)
more of No Place... (dont hurt me!)

and...

Phat Phroggy! (what?)

Thanks, same to you as well! All your fics sound really good, and The "never test a mutant ninja rat" one looks very amusing as well...

Clones? :blanksta: :-? i guess that's a good thing...! *votes for yes*
Welcome back machias :D

Thank Yee kindly! :toops: I'm looking forward to getting back in touch with everyone! :tparty:

YAY!!!!! Welcome back Machias!!! I don't knoww if you know me, I kind of lurked around in the ventilators until July or so :P

Thanks, I know just about Everyone here... :D

oop *gives vauge sign of recognition* accompinied by oop noise*
whats with the clones??

ahh, the clones...Kali and I created them one infamous night. All the turtles and Splinter. There was a Venus, but she is now a hermitess in the deep dark forum forest...

oh...well that clears things up... :blanksta:

VERRRY long story...I have all the clone topics organized and in proper order (somewhat) if youre ever desperately bored...

*checks watch* where is that boy? Azure! I have mangoes for you!

Venus has sent me several letters threatening to return. Most likely to take her revenge on me for, well... probably everything I've ever done.

I'm all for bringing back the RP. Welcome back Machias! *huggles*

huggies? as in diapers? Man, i cant read worth beans today..
 

Thanks! :D I'm glad to BE back!

Threatening letters, huh? we might have to do something drastic... :evilgrin:

Oy, You know how boring it is to not have ANY puter access?! I was either working or writing...Summer was--interesting, between going to tae kwon do, getting in the bike accident, working at Irving, and coming back...how you doin'?

Okay. My life's been pretty boring. Tried about five times to move out, but my friends kept backing out and changing plans at the last minute. I've decided that they aren't people I want to take that sort of responsibility with. Especially now that they're getting married.

Trying to find the time and money to get my navel pierced. I saw this cute turtle bar that I totally fell in love with.

Had a bout of some mysterious virus thing, random boredom-induced depressions, and writer's block like you wouldn't believe.

OUch, sounds rough... :tconfuse: maybe the fic awards will get you back into high gear...

Yeah. I remember when I was nominated in the last one. Surprised as hell, but very happy even though I didn't win.

And I hope getting back to our Clone Saga will help my creativity too. I've got one kiddie turtle fic I'm working on at the moment that promises to help cheer me up. :D

ooh ooh, tell tell, hint hint, something something!!! :rolling:

Well, on another forum we were talking about the turtles not being clothed, and whether they'd be modest. Got me thinking about how kids aren't all that modest and go through "I wanna be naked" phases where it's a fight to get them to get and stay dressed. Well, the turtles don't wear clothes, so what if the opposite was true, and one of them went through an "I wanna be clothed" phase.

:tlol: I can just see the lil' guys going through Splinter's wardrobe.... lil' turtles in his giant robes. Kimonos can consist of YARDS of cloth... :evilgrin:

*snicker* Well, it's just gonna be one of them at first, maybe he'll get the others to join. I'm keeping in mind that it would be really hard for them to get decent clothes. And most of it would be really big. *starts jotting down ideas*

*snicker* I can just see one of them finding a thong or a bra and thinking their earmuffs or something...

Oh brother. That sounds like something that my little nephew did when he got into my closest once. Not a pretty sight.

Anyhow, w/b Machias. Glad to see that you're up and running again. :P

thanks :D I just got back from Marine Biology class, and i'm ready for some forum hooliganny!

I'm contemplating whether or not i should have some 'proofreaders for my InGen story...or maybe if i should just torture everyone for a lil' while longer... :ttwisted:

*shrugs* Well, as Demonspawn once said and I quote: "Torture of any type as mild, just as long as you leave them around for the next time."

Not exactly what he meant, but I think it can apply to that too. :roll:

well, I've jsut put up a revised version of No Place's chapter one, am about to put up chapter two, AND I'm going to put on the first chapter of Deadly inGenuity... I've been a good girl, really! ;D

Yay! Something new to read! :P

yeah, unfortunately, it might not show up for a while, but if i manage to get a link to them, I'll post them in the plug thread in the fanworks section... :D

Cool.

*sighs* Hmm. Maybe I should start getting something new out too. I've got major writer's block on my other stuff.

*looks at WIP* Ah ha. Got just the thing.

*zips off to work*

*copied and brought over from fanworks thread*


*FANFARE*

I am now proud to present the first of a long line of chapters of my story, "Deadly InGen-uity"

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=954690

Read, and let me know what you think in your reviews (that i'd greatly appreciate).

I know the dialogue isnt organized correctly, but thats how the site put it up...

*glomps Machias*
Yay!!! You've finally returned to us! It's been a while, ne? :anime: I see you're already posting up some of the fics you've been working on. I can't wait to read them!! Sadly, I'll be busy this weekend once again, so I don't think I can do any fic reading until Monday. I'm still way behind in a lot of fics that I'm reading. *sigh*

Hey, you're taking Marine Bio this year?! No way, dudette! I'm taking the same subject!! Hey, maybe we can help each other out (nudge nudge, wink wink). :D

Did you enjoy your summer? I had lots of fun traveling and hanging out with friends and family. Heh... I missed a lot of my friends from high school.

Anywho, glad to have you back, Machias! And uh... I hope the clones will be happy to be taken off of that dusty shelf. ;)

*gets up and dusts off*

Heh, thanks ;)

Dont worry, it will be well worth the wait ;)

No way! Sweet! We're starting up plankton right now. Hey dont hesitate to ask questions, and I'll do the same... :thyper:

Heh, would you like to see the monvie? I'm working on keeping my second job after getting laid off from a laundromat, of all places. I'm pretty much recovered from my bike accident, with just one nasty scar on my arm. I was so busy, I didnt get to see anyone :(


Oh yes they will... :ttwisted:



oh wait a minute! I've got something special to give you!
*drags black crate back over*
I got these during the summer, take a look...its so neat!
*pulls out a 'special mango'*

Ooh... Sounds like fun! But don't ask me any questions yet! I won't be starting class until the 26th of this month... :oops:

Sorry to hear about the laundromat. :( But I'm glad you recovered from that bike accident. I was worried after you posted about it way back when.

*looks at the special mango*
Eh? Is it edible??
*sniffs the mango*

Ah late starter. no prob...Ill wait patiently. :D


*holds up 'special mango' as it changes colors according to her touch*

yup, it can be edible. You rub it, say what flavor you want it to be, and it turns that flavor. Or you can ask it to let you do something (fly, turn invisible, grow like Super Mario, etc.) and you'll be able to do it! :D

Hi Machias! Great to have you back! I'll take a peek at your story just as soon as I can. Unfortunately I'm away from home right now, and my only internet access is in my mom's store. I have to keep shop as well as find time for my computing. :P I've been spending the majority of my computing time working on my new site.

BTW, Kali, I like your story idea!

I'm going to try to finish "Relaxation" in time for the Fanfic awards...I think its pretty darn funny. Unfortunately I just realised that I left all of my work on the second part at home. I'm going to have to start from scratch!!! :o

*snicker* thanks for the welcome. Hope things are going well where you are...


"relaxation"...I liked that fic. I do hope you get some up soon...I can imagine the convo going on between Mike and his bros...poor Splinter, he'll never come out of his study ever again...at least he's tall in your stories, it's easier to do that when he's six feet long...
i mean tall. :evilgrin:

And that's exactly what's sitting at home over 1,000 miles away! A bunch of funny dialogue I came up with! *sob*

maybe you could ask your boyfriend to type it up and email it to you!

He actually offered, but its okay. I'm sure I'll do fine without it. Besides it was a rather sloppily handwritten page that probably wouldn't make as much sense typed up by someone other than me.

could he type what he can comprehend, and you could figure out the rest from memory...?

*reappears* Sounds like a test of memory to me.