Favorite lines from movies
 

"Because i choose to" Matrix:Revolutions
"it ends tonight"

"Tell me how he died....I will tell you how he lived" The Last Samurai

"Am i dead? Far from it" The Matrix

"whiffer" TMNT #1

That line from Kill Bill about "Insult my Heritage and I'll cut off your fu**ing head.", or something like that. Laughed till I pissed myself.

"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is...I collect your f*cking head." :D

Ooh... I love movie quotes!! I'll have to go think of my favorites!

forgot about the awsum dialogue in kill bill.

"that woman deserves her revenge..and we deserve to die" something like that from the second one.

Thank you. That movie is so damn awesome.

You're quite welcome. I've watched that movie too many times.

"Good-hearted rich guys. Out and out slimeballs. Heh, and these crazy cops. We can still have fun in this town. *drives off*"
-Bean Bandit from "Riding Bean."

"I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t. And Jack left town." - Army of Darkness

That quote holds a special place in my heart.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*adds to insult page* :lol:

"I know some people that know some people that rob some people."

- Huggy Bear - Starsky and Hutch

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

Ah, yes the greatest quote ever.

Right now I seem to just be thinking of Will Ferrell ones

'I'm paralysed. That monkey shot me in the ass and paralysed me. Oh sweet irony!'

- Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back

'Take money, take mo...WE'RE GOING STREAKING! Come on! We're going streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium!'

- Old School

Or for non-Will Ferrell there's the old

'I'll admit, in all this excitement I'm not sure whether I fired 6 bullets or only 5. Now you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?'

- Dirty Harry

wheeeee! i love that one!


-" 115 pounds....yeah in your BRA!"

hehe...i love Jim Carrey :lol:

Dr. Evil... "Why make trillions when we could make........billions?" -Austin Powers 2.

Ace Ventura: "If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer." -Ace Ventura.

Beavis: "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I AM A GRINGO! I have no bunghole! Bung-holio! Eh-m-heh-heh...." -Beavis and Butt-head do America.


All for now...Yeah. :|

From Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill: "Ted, while I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant, the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a superband until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar."
Ted: "Yes, Bill but...I do not believe that we're gonna get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video."
Bill: "Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments."
Ted: "Well, how come we have decent instruments before we really even know how to play?"
Bill: "That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen."
Ted: "And THAT is why we need a triumphant video."
*pauses*
Bill & Ted: "EXCELLENT!!"
*Air Guitar*

8) 8)

Snake Plissken: Got a smoke?
Malloy: The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married - no foul language, no red meat!

Sadly, theres a lot of truth in that.

I can't tell, haven't been to the "land of the free" for such a long time. I just like the way he says that line, with that total "I don't care"-attitude

From Demolition Man

Edgar Friendly: "See, according to Cocteau's plan...I'm the enemy...because I like to think...I like to read...I'm into freedom of speech, freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy who would sit on a greasy spoon and wonder, 'Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo stack of barbecue ribs with the side order of gravy fries?' I WANT high cholesterol! I want to eat bacon, butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I want to run down the streets naked, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading a Playboy magazine! Why? 'Cause I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?! I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinkin' a banana-broccoli shake singin' I'm A Oscar Meyer Weiner!"

I can only think of one at this time.

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all outta bubble gum."

- from They Live

It's been a bit overused, but it's still a classic.

From Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

Muddy: "So...any last words before I kill you?"
Butt-Head: "Uhhhhh, I have a couple, huh huh huh. Butt cheeks, huh huh huh..."
Beavis: Heh, heh, heh, and boobs, heh, heh. I just want to say that again. Boobs."

Anything from The Boondock Saints.

"Now you will recieve us. We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will beset by us..." and so on.

Great Movie, I highly recommend it to anyone.

That was a quality movie.

"And we will send you to whatever God you wish..."

I hate that movie.

"Son of a, that's going to leave a mark!"
- Chris Farley - Tommy Boy

:lol: That still makes me laugh to even read that...

Haha. I like Ryo's and Benvenuto's

'There's too many shows about water'
'Hehe yeah there should be more about fire!'
- B&B Do America

'Did you eat paintchips as a kid?'
'Hehe...why?'
- Tommy Boy

I cant think of anything good. :cry:

From Tommy Boy :D

Richard: (in high voice) "Look, mommy, the rhino's getting too close to the car!"
Tommy: (in goofy voice) "Him too 'fwaid to come out. Him just a wittle guy!"

:lol: Now I have to go find that movie!!

Oh, also from Tommy Boy:

Richard - "It's called reading. Top to bottom, left to right. Put words together to form a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches. Midol for any cramps."

More Tommy Boy :lol:

Richard: "You don't want none of me. Think it through."
Tommy: "Come on! Give me your best shot! I'll even give you a free one! Let me have it--smack!--That was it? Come on, you can do better that, can you Captain Limpwrist? Try again--smack!--HEY EVERYONE, IS THERE A WINDOW OPEN?! I FEEL A DRAFT!--oof!!-SMACK!--Hey, if I wanted a kiss, I would've called your mother!"
*Richard get a 2x4*THWACK!!!
Tommy: (dazed) "That was a good one..." *thud*
Richard: "Hey, Prehistoric Forest.

I love Tommy Boy! :lol:
Here's more of Chris Farley.

"I may not be the Great White Ninja. I may not be one with the universe.....but I'll tell you this... NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BROTHER!!!"

- Chris Farley - Beverly Hills Ninja

Aha!

"It's quiet. A little too quiet."
"That was easy. A little too easy."
"It's Raph! A little too Raph..."

"Are you gonna bark all dat little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"-Reservoir Dogs

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."- Res. Dogs

"I Hope to give you in death what I couldn't give you in life."- From Dusk till Dawn

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."- Dawn of the Deaf

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."- Ghostbusters

"AK-47. When you absolutely have to kill every last m*therf*cker in the roon."- Jackie Brown

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."- AOD

And of course anything else from Tarantino's movies.

Dante: But you hate people.
Randal: Yes, but I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

(Clerks)

Oh man, my brother and I LOVE that quote. Hehe. :)

"Don't put it out with your boots Ted!!"

"Don't tell me my business Devil Woman....call the fire department,this one's out of control!!!"


-Billy Madison (reminds me of my youth...ahhhhh)

Okay... I love the one from the Shrek 2 Trailer:

Fiona: Shrek?
Puss in Boots: For you, baby. I could be.

From Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein

Costello: You know that person you said there was no such person?
Abbott: Yeah
Costello: I think he's in there, in person.

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Note: Only those who have viewed this movie would find this quote funny.

"victims arent we all" from the crow