Favorite lines from movies

EZweasel · 05-18-2004, 12:05 AM

"Because i choose to" Matrix:Revolutions
"it ends tonight"

"Tell me how he died....I will tell you how he lived" The Last Samurai

"Am i dead? Far from it" The Matrix

"whiffer" TMNT #1

**ThirdMarioBro** · 05-18-2004, 12:08 AM

That line from Kill Bill about "Insult my Heritage and I'll cut off your fu**ing head.", or something like that. Laughed till I pissed myself.

愛 · 05-18-2004, 12:10 AM

"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is...I collect your f*cking head."

**Jo Dawn** · 05-18-2004, 12:11 AM

Ooh... I love movie quotes!! I'll have to go think of my favorites!

EZweasel · 05-18-2004, 12:13 AM

forgot about the awsum dialogue in kill bill.

"that woman deserves her revenge..and we deserve to die" something like that from the second one.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 05-18-2004, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ai Takahashi

"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is...I collect your f*cking head."

Thank you. That movie is so damn awesome.

愛 · 05-18-2004, 12:20 AM

You're quite welcome. I've watched that movie too many times.

"Good-hearted rich guys. Out and out slimeballs. Heh, and these crazy cops. We can still have fun in this town. *drives off*"
-Bean Bandit from "Riding Bean."

*damnhooligan* · 05-18-2004, 01:03 AM

"I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t. And Jack left town." - Army of Darkness

That quote holds a special place in my heart.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 05-18-2004, 02:46 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*adds to insult page*

05-18-2004, 06:09 AM

"I know some people that know some people that rob some people."

- Huggy Bear - Starsky and Hutch

*That Matt Guy* · 05-18-2004, 08:23 AM

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

Ah, yes the greatest quote ever.

*raphael_is_cool* · 05-18-2004, 08:31 AM

Right now I seem to just be thinking of Will Ferrell ones

'I'm paralysed. That monkey shot me in the ass and paralysed me. Oh sweet irony!'

- Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back

'Take money, take mo...WE'RE GOING STREAKING! Come on! We're going streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium!'

- Old School

Or for non-Will Ferrell there's the old

'I'll admit, in all this excitement I'm not sure whether I fired 6 bullets or only 5. Now you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?'

- Dirty Harry

*Storm Wolf* · 05-18-2004, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damnhooligan

"I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t. And Jack left town." - Army of Darkness

That quote holds a special place in my heart.

wheeeee! i love that one!

-" 115 pounds....yeah in your BRA!"

hehe...i love Jim Carrey

Grave · 05-18-2004, 08:42 AM

Dr. Evil... "Why make trillions when we could make........billions?" -Austin Powers 2.

Ace Ventura: "If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer." -Ace Ventura.

Beavis: "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I AM A GRINGO! I have no bunghole! Bung-holio! Eh-m-heh-heh...." -Beavis and Butt-head do America.

All for now...Yeah.

*XERO* · 05-18-2004, 09:32 AM

From Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill: "Ted, while I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant, the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a superband until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar."
Ted: "Yes, Bill but...I do not believe that we're gonna get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video."
Bill: "Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments."
Ted: "Well, how come we have decent instruments before we really even know how to play?"
Bill: "That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen."
Ted: "And THAT is why we need a triumphant video."
*pauses*
Bill & Ted: "EXCELLENT!!"
*Air Guitar*

*Anarky* · 05-18-2004, 10:12 AM

Snake Plissken: Got a smoke?
Malloy: The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married - no foul language, no red meat!

*That Matt Guy* · 05-18-2004, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anarky

Snake Plissken: Got a smoke?
Malloy: The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married - no foul language, no red meat!

Sadly, theres a lot of truth in that.

*Anarky* · 05-18-2004, 10:41 AM

I can't tell, haven't been to the "land of the free" for such a long time. I just like the way he says that line, with that total "I don't care"-attitude

*XERO* · 05-18-2004, 10:41 AM

From Demolition Man

Edgar Friendly: "See, according to Cocteau's plan...I'm the enemy...because I like to think...I like to read...I'm into freedom of speech, freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy who would sit on a greasy spoon and wonder, 'Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo stack of barbecue ribs with the side order of gravy fries?' I WANT high cholesterol! I want to eat bacon, butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I want to run down the streets naked, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading a Playboy magazine! Why? 'Cause I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?! I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinkin' a banana-broccoli shake singin' I'm A Oscar Meyer Weiner!"

Nosferatu · 05-18-2004, 12:53 PM

I can only think of one at this time.

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all outta bubble gum."

- from They Live

It's been a bit overused, but it's still a classic.

05-18-2004, 12:08 AM	#2
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	That line from Kill Bill about "Insult my Heritage and I'll cut off your fu**ing head.", or something like that. Laughed till I pissed myself. __________________

05-18-2004, 12:11 AM	#4
Jo Dawn Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Authority On All Things Don Posts: 5,190	Ooh... I love movie quotes!! I'll have to go think of my favorites! __________________

05-18-2004, 12:13 AM	#5
EZweasel Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 847	forgot about the awsum dialogue in kill bill. "that woman deserves her revenge..and we deserve to die" something like that from the second one. __________________

05-18-2004, 01:03 AM	#8
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	"I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t. And Jack left town." - Army of Darkness That quote holds a special place in my heart. __________________

05-18-2004, 02:46 AM	#9
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! adds to insult page __________________

05-18-2004, 12:05 AM	#1
EZweasel Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 847	Favorite lines from movies "Because i choose to" Matrix:Revolutions "it ends tonight" "Tell me how he died....I will tell you how he lived" The Last Samurai "Am i dead? Far from it" The Matrix "whiffer" TMNT #1 __________________

05-18-2004, 12:10 AM	#3
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is...I collect your f*cking head."

05-18-2004, 12:20 AM	#7
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	You're quite welcome. I've watched that movie too many times. "Good-hearted rich guys. Out and out slimeballs. Heh, and these crazy cops. We can still have fun in this town. drives off" -Bean Bandit from "Riding Bean."

05-18-2004, 06:09 AM	#10
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	"I know some people that know some people that rob some people." - Huggy Bear - Starsky and Hutch

05-18-2004, 08:23 AM	#11
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" Ah, yes the greatest quote ever.

05-18-2004, 08:31 AM	#12
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	Right now I seem to just be thinking of Will Ferrell ones 'I'm paralysed. That monkey shot me in the ass and paralysed me. Oh sweet irony!' - Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back 'Take money, take mo...WE'RE GOING STREAKING! Come on! We're going streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium!' - Old School Or for non-Will Ferrell there's the old 'I'll admit, in all this excitement I'm not sure whether I fired 6 bullets or only 5. Now you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?' - Dirty Harry

05-18-2004, 08:42 AM	#14
Grave Random Punk Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 23	Dr. Evil... "Why make trillions when we could make........billions?" -Austin Powers 2. Ace Ventura: "If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer." -Ace Ventura. Beavis: "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I AM A GRINGO! I have no bunghole! Bung-holio! Eh-m-heh-heh...." -Beavis and Butt-head do America. All for now...Yeah. __________________ All thats left when you think you've done wrong is the feel of a cold heart... <3Stryker<3

05-18-2004, 09:32 AM	#15
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	From Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Bill: "Ted, while I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant, the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a superband until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar." Ted: "Yes, Bill but...I do not believe that we're gonna get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video." Bill: "Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments." Ted: "Well, how come we have decent instruments before we really even know how to play?" Bill: "That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen." Ted: "And THAT is why we need a triumphant video." pauses Bill & Ted: "EXCELLENT!!" Air Guitar __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

05-18-2004, 10:12 AM	#16
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Snake Plissken: Got a smoke? Malloy: The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married - no foul language, no red meat! __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

05-18-2004, 10:41 AM	#18
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	I can't tell, haven't been to the "land of the free" for such a long time. I just like the way he says that line, with that total "I don't care"-attitude __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

05-18-2004, 12:53 PM	#20
Nosferatu Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 283	I can only think of one at this time. "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all outta bubble gum." - from They Live It's been a bit overused, but it's still a classic.