I have smelled Death...
 

yeah, so i just got out of the shower and i sat down in my chair. i was only wearing boxers and a shirt because thats what i usually sleep in. well anyways, i farted. it was bad. i could have passed out from the lack of oxygen. smells like i ate the butthole out of a skunk.

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HAHAHA! A+ thread. Nice job. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Nicely done, sir. :thumbsup:

Ai and Peanut at the Drome give it "Two Thumbs Up!"

"Nicely done..." "A+ thread."

Im glad you two like my description of my horrifying experience

Ai, Peanut, & TMB give it 3 thumbs up :D :D

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Hucking falarious

I would think this is going to be etched forever into our culture as the greatest story of all time. I mean, the layers of meaning here are innumerable.

A man who experiences the joy of birth, only to foresake his son moments after entering this world... :(

...The cat's in the craddle
and the silver spoon... :cry:

:lol: Thats pretty funny. But that's nothing. One time I was standing in the kitchen and my Dad ran by and grabbed my head. Then he jumped up and shoved my face into his ass and farted. God it smelled horrible :dead:

Thank you Voltron, that really means something to me

I could've swore TMB used this as a sig... :lol:

:o
It was a punishment or an award?

More like my Dad asking me for an ass kicking which he got promptly afterwards