I have smelled Death...

Wingnut · 06-28-2005, 08:51 PM

yeah, so i just got out of the shower and i sat down in my chair. i was only wearing boxers and a shirt because thats what i usually sleep in. well anyways, i farted. it was bad. i could have passed out from the lack of oxygen. smells like i ate the butthole out of a skunk.

discuss.

Peanut · 06-28-2005, 09:04 PM

HAHAHA! A+ thread. Nice job.

愛 · 06-28-2005, 09:32 PM

Nicely done, sir.

Peanut · 06-28-2005, 09:34 PM

Ai and Peanut at the Drome give it "Two Thumbs Up!"

"Nicely done..." "A+ thread."

Wingnut · 06-28-2005, 09:39 PM

Im glad you two like my description of my horrifying experience

**ThirdMarioBro** · 06-28-2005, 10:04 PM

Ai, Peanut, & TMB give it 3 thumbs up

Hucking falarious

*Voltron* · 06-28-2005, 10:06 PM

I would think this is going to be etched forever into our culture as the greatest story of all time. I mean, the layers of meaning here are innumerable.

A man who experiences the joy of birth, only to foresake his son moments after entering this world...

...The cat's in the craddle
and the silver spoon...

*Spitfire* · 06-28-2005, 10:07 PM

Thats pretty funny. But that's nothing. One time I was standing in the kitchen and my Dad ran by and grabbed my head. Then he jumped up and shoved my face into his ass and farted. God it smelled horrible

Wingnut · 06-28-2005, 10:33 PM

Thank you Voltron, that really means something to me

*XERO* · 06-30-2005, 06:34 AM

I could've swore TMB used this as a sig...

*Sewer Bull* · 06-30-2005, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spitfire666xXxXx

Thats pretty funny. But that's nothing. One time I was standing in the kitchen and my Dad ran by and grabbed my head. Then he jumped up and shoved my face into his ass and farted. God it smelled horrible

It was a punishment or an award?

*Spitfire* · 06-30-2005, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robweiller

It was a punishment or an award?

More like my Dad asking me for an ass kicking which he got promptly afterwards

06-28-2005, 08:51 PM	#1
Wingnut Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Pao Pao Café Posts: 1,264	I have smelled Death... yeah, so i just got out of the shower and i sat down in my chair. i was only wearing boxers and a shirt because thats what i usually sleep in. well anyways, i farted. it was bad. i could have passed out from the lack of oxygen. smells like i ate the butthole out of a skunk. discuss. __________________ "I'll be what I wanna do."

06-28-2005, 09:39 PM	#5
Wingnut Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Pao Pao Café Posts: 1,264	Im glad you two like my description of my horrifying experience __________________ "I'll be what I wanna do."

06-28-2005, 10:04 PM	#6
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	Ai, Peanut, & TMB give it 3 thumbs up Hucking falarious __________________

06-28-2005, 10:06 PM	#7
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	I would think this is going to be etched forever into our culture as the greatest story of all time. I mean, the layers of meaning here are innumerable. A man who experiences the joy of birth, only to foresake his son moments after entering this world... ...The cat's in the craddle and the silver spoon... __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

06-28-2005, 10:07 PM	#8
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	Thats pretty funny. But that's nothing. One time I was standing in the kitchen and my Dad ran by and grabbed my head. Then he jumped up and shoved my face into his ass and farted. God it smelled horrible __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

06-28-2005, 09:04 PM	#2
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	HAHAHA! A+ thread. Nice job.

06-28-2005, 09:32 PM	#3
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Nicely done, sir.

06-28-2005, 09:34 PM	#4
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Ai and Peanut at the Drome give it "Two Thumbs Up!" "Nicely done..." "A+ thread."

06-28-2005, 10:33 PM	#9
Wingnut Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Pao Pao Café Posts: 1,264	Thank you Voltron, that really means something to me __________________ "I'll be what I wanna do."

06-30-2005, 06:34 AM	#10
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,184	I could've swore TMB used this as a sig... __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"