Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
 

The concept of the game is just what the thread title implies. Ask a simplestic, obvious, or idiotic question. And then the following person answers the question with something equally juvenile. So I'll start.





Why is the grass green?

Edit: Oh yeah, and then the person who answers the question, then asks one themselves. There you go.

because it's CONTAGIOUS!

Why aren't my glow sticks glowing anymore?

Because Raven keeps peeing on them :dead:

How come I feel like jumping out the window right now.... ?

because Raven been on your ceiling? Someone has to talk to Raven about that.


Who wants to get me more coffee?

Juan Valdez :D

Can I borrow his donkey?

Only if you bring him a present.

Did you know that not everyone is affected by caffiene the same?

if you say so :P

Why does asparagus smell like feet?

because it grows in a pair of used sneakers. {ok, that's just ewwww. hehehe}

What's the weather like?

Like a frat guy.


What goes bump in the night?

Me. It's dark. I can't see.

How does Daredevil cope with it?

Chocolate and mountain dew

How does Spawn deal with it?

Well, he's not blind, so there's that.

What do you do if a sign facing left tells you to go right?

do wrong.

why were they just good old boys?

Because back in the old days, no one liked the bad boy. Old people are retarded like that.

Where were we?

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i4.../keepright.jpg

Wasn't that simple enough?

green man totally green.

Why is it that sugar tastes so darn sweet?

Well... You started it! :P

Is it safe? O_o

Only if you run and cower under a desk. It's the only safe haven under any dangerous circumstances.


Why does superman wear underwear outside his pants?

No one has ever told him not to.

You wanna be the first?

The alternative is a guy in a one peice.

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?