Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Death's Head · 01-07-2007, 01:39 PM

The concept of the game is just what the thread title implies. Ask a simplestic, obvious, or idiotic question. And then the following person answers the question with something equally juvenile. So I'll start.

Why is the grass green?

Edit: Oh yeah, and then the person who answers the question, then asks one themselves. There you go.

MadPirateBunny · 01-12-2007, 12:39 PM

because it's CONTAGIOUS!

Why aren't my glow sticks glowing anymore?

*Katie* · 01-12-2007, 12:41 PM

Because Raven keeps peeing on them

How come I feel like jumping out the window right now.... ?

MadPirateBunny · 01-12-2007, 12:57 PM

because Raven been on your ceiling? Someone has to talk to Raven about that.

Who wants to get me more coffee?

*Katie* · 01-12-2007, 01:00 PM

Juan Valdez

Can I borrow his donkey?

MadPirateBunny · 01-12-2007, 01:02 PM

Only if you bring him a present.

Did you know that not everyone is affected by caffiene the same?

*Katie* · 01-12-2007, 01:03 PM

if you say so

Why does asparagus smell like feet?

MadPirateBunny · 01-12-2007, 01:24 PM

because it grows in a pair of used sneakers. {ok, that's just ewwww. hehehe}

What's the weather like?

Death's Head · 01-12-2007, 01:40 PM

Like a frat guy.

What goes bump in the night?

Spawn Guy · 01-12-2007, 02:02 PM

Me. It's dark. I can't see.

How does Daredevil cope with it?

MadPirateBunny · 01-12-2007, 02:04 PM

Chocolate and mountain dew

How does Spawn deal with it?

Spawn Guy · 01-12-2007, 02:06 PM

Well, he's not blind, so there's that.

What do you do if a sign facing left tells you to go right?

*Katie* · 01-12-2007, 04:06 PM

do wrong.

why were they just good old boys?

Spawn Guy · 01-12-2007, 04:51 PM

Because back in the old days, no one liked the bad boy. Old people are retarded like that.

Where were we?

MadPirateBunny · 01-12-2007, 11:18 PM

Wasn't that simple enough?

*Katie* · 01-16-2007, 11:05 AM

green man totally green.

Why is it that sugar tastes so darn sweet?

*gobo* · 01-16-2007, 01:37 PM

Well... You started it!

Is it safe? O_o

Death's Head · 01-16-2007, 01:41 PM

Only if you run and cower under a desk. It's the only safe haven under any dangerous circumstances.

Why does superman wear underwear outside his pants?

*gobo* · 01-16-2007, 02:25 PM

No one has ever told him not to.

You wanna be the first?

Spawn Guy · 01-16-2007, 02:32 PM

The alternative is a guy in a one peice.

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?

01-07-2007, 01:39 PM	#1
Death's Head Foot Soldier Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I'll just say that I'm a Texan. Posts: 116	Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer The concept of the game is just what the thread title implies. Ask a simplestic, obvious, or idiotic question. And then the following person answers the question with something equally juvenile. So I'll start. Why is the grass green? Edit: Oh yeah, and then the person who answers the question, then asks one themselves. There you go. __________________

01-12-2007, 12:39 PM	#2
MadPirateBunny Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: in the basement Posts: 1,067	because it's CONTAGIOUS! Why aren't my glow sticks glowing anymore? __________________ Note to self: Pillage first. THEN Burn.

01-12-2007, 12:41 PM	#3
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	Because Raven keeps peeing on them How come I feel like jumping out the window right now.... ? __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

01-12-2007, 12:57 PM	#4
MadPirateBunny Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: in the basement Posts: 1,067	because Raven been on your ceiling? Someone has to talk to Raven about that. Who wants to get me more coffee? __________________ Note to self: Pillage first. THEN Burn.

01-12-2007, 01:00 PM	#5
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	Juan Valdez Can I borrow his donkey? __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

01-12-2007, 01:02 PM	#6
MadPirateBunny Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: in the basement Posts: 1,067	Only if you bring him a present. Did you know that not everyone is affected by caffiene the same? __________________ Note to self: Pillage first. THEN Burn.

01-12-2007, 01:03 PM	#7
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	if you say so Why does asparagus smell like feet? __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

01-12-2007, 01:24 PM	#8
MadPirateBunny Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: in the basement Posts: 1,067	because it grows in a pair of used sneakers. {ok, that's just ewwww. hehehe} What's the weather like? __________________ Note to self: Pillage first. THEN Burn.

01-12-2007, 01:40 PM	#9
Death's Head Foot Soldier Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I'll just say that I'm a Texan. Posts: 116	Like a frat guy. What goes bump in the night? __________________

01-12-2007, 02:02 PM	#10
Spawn Guy Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Earth 616 Posts: 1,481	Me. It's dark. I can't see. How does Daredevil cope with it? __________________ *THE TECHNODROME'S LITTLE YELLOW BOX LOVER* madpiratebunny (19:26:51): oh goodness, I've got an idea SpawnGuyThing (19:26:57): Do tell madpiratebunny (19:27:02): nononono madpiratebunny (19:27:05): no telling SpawnGuyThing (19:27:10): ... SpawnGuyThing (19:27:27): But I'm the imaginery friend you always wanted SpawnGuyThing (19:27:36): Your supposed to tell me everything

01-12-2007, 02:04 PM	#11
MadPirateBunny Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: in the basement Posts: 1,067	Chocolate and mountain dew How does Spawn deal with it? __________________ Note to self: Pillage first. THEN Burn.

01-12-2007, 02:06 PM	#12
Spawn Guy Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Earth 616 Posts: 1,481	Well, he's not blind, so there's that. What do you do if a sign facing left tells you to go right? __________________ *THE TECHNODROME'S LITTLE YELLOW BOX LOVER* madpiratebunny (19:26:51): oh goodness, I've got an idea SpawnGuyThing (19:26:57): Do tell madpiratebunny (19:27:02): nononono madpiratebunny (19:27:05): no telling SpawnGuyThing (19:27:10): ... SpawnGuyThing (19:27:27): But I'm the imaginery friend you always wanted SpawnGuyThing (19:27:36): Your supposed to tell me everything

01-12-2007, 04:06 PM	#13
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	do wrong. why were they just good old boys? __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

01-12-2007, 04:51 PM	#14
Spawn Guy Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Earth 616 Posts: 1,481	Because back in the old days, no one liked the bad boy. Old people are retarded like that. Where were we? __________________ *THE TECHNODROME'S LITTLE YELLOW BOX LOVER* madpiratebunny (19:26:51): oh goodness, I've got an idea SpawnGuyThing (19:26:57): Do tell madpiratebunny (19:27:02): nononono madpiratebunny (19:27:05): no telling SpawnGuyThing (19:27:10): ... SpawnGuyThing (19:27:27): But I'm the imaginery friend you always wanted SpawnGuyThing (19:27:36): Your supposed to tell me everything

01-12-2007, 11:18 PM	#15
MadPirateBunny Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: in the basement Posts: 1,067	Wasn't that simple enough? __________________ Note to self: Pillage first. THEN Burn.

01-16-2007, 11:05 AM	#16
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	green man totally green. Why is it that sugar tastes so darn sweet? __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

01-16-2007, 01:37 PM	#17
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	Well... You started it! Is it safe? O_o __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

01-16-2007, 01:41 PM	#18
Death's Head Foot Soldier Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I'll just say that I'm a Texan. Posts: 116	Only if you run and cower under a desk. It's the only safe haven under any dangerous circumstances. Why does superman wear underwear outside his pants? __________________

01-16-2007, 02:25 PM	#19
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	No one has ever told him not to. You wanna be the first? __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.

01-16-2007, 02:32 PM	#20
Spawn Guy Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Earth 616 Posts: 1,481	The alternative is a guy in a one peice. If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman? __________________ *THE TECHNODROME'S LITTLE YELLOW BOX LOVER* madpiratebunny (19:26:51): oh goodness, I've got an idea SpawnGuyThing (19:26:57): Do tell madpiratebunny (19:27:02): nononono madpiratebunny (19:27:05): no telling SpawnGuyThing (19:27:10): ... SpawnGuyThing (19:27:27): But I'm the imaginery friend you always wanted SpawnGuyThing (19:27:36): Your supposed to tell me everything