Robo Vampire
 

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This cover alone makes me laugh. Look at that blatant copyright infringement.

Robo vampire is one of those movies that is so incredibly terrible it's funny. I have no idea how or who made it but it's classic. I'd explain what it's about but the plot is so incohearent I had no idea. They introduced new characters every 2 scenes with no explanation of who they are or where the hell they came from.

Here's what I got out of it
Some crazy white dude wants to train vampires to smuggle cocaine. A ghost women wants to marry here vampire husband*Who looks more like a man in an ape costume* and a robocop rip off starts killing people for no reason.

I honestly can't explain it to do it justice, no level of explanation could do this movie justice. It's just funny as hell. To make it funnier it sounds like a dubbed Godzilla movie since it was made from stock footage of a movie that never got finished.

You thought Rock And Roll Nightmare was bad, or funny, watch this. This is what Rock and Roll would have been if it had a bigger budget.

This must be the best movie ever. Here's a Youtube-clip. It's fantastic!

hahahahaha now i wanna see this since I saw the clip wow those Keodo(sp) brothers have been hard at work since they did tmnt the next mutation hu? hahahahaha:lol: I mean wow they even used one of vami's little buddys lmao
Edit: ahahah I just watched another clip I love when robo vampire walks it sounds like a basketball bouncing hahahahahah

Yeah you gota watch it. That's not even half as funny as it gets. There's one part where Robocop gets shot with a rocket launcher and before it hits him they flash to a shot of a cardboard thing covered with tin foil in the shape of him and it explodes. I freeze framed it and did the shot in slow motion it was funny as hell.

Oh god, that looks so bad! :lol: That clip that Anarky posted...man! You are right Spit, it's like a badly dubbed Godzilla movie *laughs* The best part I have seen is the bad editing of the shoot-out with that weird jumpy being "disappearing". And then that Robocop thing...Priceless

AHAHAHAHA

What a good movie.

Next up is Catman in Lethal Track, or Catman Boxer's Blow.

I haven't heard of those yet but if their anything like this I might be inclined to check them out.