Robo Vampire

*Spitfire* · 03-25-2007, 11:35 AM

This cover alone makes me laugh. Look at that blatant copyright infringement.

Robo vampire is one of those movies that is so incredibly terrible it's funny. I have no idea how or who made it but it's classic. I'd explain what it's about but the plot is so incohearent I had no idea. They introduced new characters every 2 scenes with no explanation of who they are or where the hell they came from.

Here's what I got out of it
Some crazy white dude wants to train vampires to smuggle cocaine. A ghost women wants to marry here vampire husband*Who looks more like a man in an ape costume* and a robocop rip off starts killing people for no reason.

I honestly can't explain it to do it justice, no level of explanation could do this movie justice. It's just funny as hell. To make it funnier it sounds like a dubbed Godzilla movie since it was made from stock footage of a movie that never got finished.

You thought Rock And Roll Nightmare was bad, or funny, watch this. This is what Rock and Roll would have been if it had a bigger budget.

*Anarky* · 03-25-2007, 03:58 PM

This must be the best movie ever. Here's a Youtube-clip. It's fantastic!

*VaughnMichael* · 03-25-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Anarky

This must be the best movie ever. Here's a Youtube-clip. It's fantastic!

hahahahaha now i wanna see this since I saw the clip wow those Keodo(sp) brothers have been hard at work since they did tmnt the next mutation hu? hahahahaha

I mean wow they even used one of vami's little buddys lmao
Edit: ahahah I just watched another clip I love when robo vampire walks it sounds like a basketball bouncing hahahahahah

*Spitfire* · 03-26-2007, 10:19 PM

Yeah you gota watch it. That's not even half as funny as it gets. There's one part where Robocop gets shot with a rocket launcher and before it hits him they flash to a shot of a cardboard thing covered with tin foil in the shape of him and it explodes. I freeze framed it and did the shot in slow motion it was funny as hell.

Ra · 03-26-2007, 10:47 PM

Oh god, that looks so bad!

That clip that Anarky posted...man! You are right Spit, it's like a badly dubbed Godzilla movie *laughs* The best part I have seen is the bad editing of the shoot-out with that weird jumpy being "disappearing". And then that Robocop thing...Priceless

*Brodie* · 03-26-2007, 10:48 PM

AHAHAHAHA

What a good movie.

Next up is Catman in Lethal Track, or Catman Boxer's Blow.

*Spitfire* · 03-27-2007, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Brodie

AHAHAHAHA

What a good movie.

Next up is Catman in Lethal Track, or Catman Boxer's Blow.

I haven't heard of those yet but if their anything like this I might be inclined to check them out.

03-25-2007, 11:35 AM	#1
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	Robo Vampire This cover alone makes me laugh. Look at that blatant copyright infringement. Robo vampire is one of those movies that is so incredibly terrible it's funny. I have no idea how or who made it but it's classic. I'd explain what it's about but the plot is so incohearent I had no idea. They introduced new characters every 2 scenes with no explanation of who they are or where the hell they came from. Here's what I got out of it Some crazy white dude wants to train vampires to smuggle cocaine. A ghost women wants to marry here vampire husbandWho looks more like a man in an ape costume and a robocop rip off starts killing people for no reason. I honestly can't explain it to do it justice, no level of explanation could do this movie justice. It's just funny as hell. To make it funnier it sounds like a dubbed Godzilla movie since it was made from stock footage of a movie that never got finished. You thought Rock And Roll Nightmare was bad, or funny, watch this. This is what Rock and Roll would have been if it had a bigger budget. __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

03-25-2007, 03:58 PM	#2
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	This must be the best movie ever. Here's a Youtube-clip. It's fantastic! __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

03-26-2007, 10:19 PM	#4
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	Yeah you gota watch it. That's not even half as funny as it gets. There's one part where Robocop gets shot with a rocket launcher and before it hits him they flash to a shot of a cardboard thing covered with tin foil in the shape of him and it explodes. I freeze framed it and did the shot in slow motion it was funny as hell. __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

03-26-2007, 10:47 PM	#5
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Oh god, that looks so bad! That clip that Anarky posted...man! You are right Spit, it's like a badly dubbed Godzilla movie laughs The best part I have seen is the bad editing of the shoot-out with that weird jumpy being "disappearing". And then that Robocop thing...Priceless __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

03-26-2007, 10:48 PM	#6
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	AHAHAHAHA What a good movie. Next up is Catman in Lethal Track, or Catman Boxer's Blow. __________________ Stupendous Monster