"Never pay full price for late pants"
 

Here's a fun little game to play. It was a big hit on the Transformers boards at TFW2005 a while back so I though it might be fun to try here.

Rules are simple. Take any line of dialogue (lets stick to the first movie for now just to keep it simple) and replace any noun in that dialogue with the word "pants." Therefore, "Never pay full price for late pizza" becomes "Never pay full price for late pants." Try it and let the hilarity ensue.:D

Here are a few more to get started:

Raph: Jose Cosaco's pants? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
Casey: Two-for-one sale pal.

Splinter: And you were not seen?
Raph: I lost my pants!
Splinter: Then they are gone.
Raph: But I can get 'em back! I can get 'em back!

Man: What was that?
Taxi driver: I dunno. Sorta looked like a big turtle, in pants.

Casey: I hate punkers. Especially punkers who wear pants over ugly faces. Oooh!

Mikey: Ninja kick the d@mn pants!

Raph: "What's a guy gotta do, to get some pants around here?"

Strike hard and fade away... without your pants

Splinter: I have always liked... Pants!

Turtles: PANTS!

The old games are always the best :D

April: I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some pants.
Michelangelo: Let's go for it!
Donatello: You said the magic word.
April: You guys eat pants?
Mikey/Donnie: Doesn't everybody?

Shredder: "You are here, because the outside pants rejects you."

"Pants? Nobody understands pants."

"Old Shred did a swan dive with a half gainer right into the back of pants! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*


or to follow that one up!


Splinter: "Raphael, Come away from there!"
Raph: jeez, I was just...
Splinter: Never forget who you are. You are ninja and you must always practice the art of pants.

Classic game.

Shredder: You are here because the outside world rejects pants.

Bad guy: Why are we just standing here? Let's pants him!

Michelangelo: Ah, a fellow pants'er, eh?

tatsu, gather your best pants. you have a mission tonight.

*forgive me if i mistake the wording...butt

Final rooftop battle w/ shred vs splinter


Shredder: Now ill finish what i started with your pants!

Jose Canseco pants? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

You killed my brother. You dirty pants!

Mikey: "It slices, it dices, and it makes pants in 30 different..whoops"


PS. how long do we stay on the first movie, cause i already have a ton for the new movie in mind lol.

Splinter: "All fathers care for their pants."

Splinter: "HAHA! I made a funny in my pants".
TMNT: ... (gasp and look at him in terror).

I want other universes to pick the quotes from.

P.S. Tatsu: "Pants... vanish!"

Good start guys. Now feel free to choose ANY TMNT quote - movies, cartoons, comics whatever!

yay lol..

Leo: "Don't do this Raph"

Raph: "I'm done taking pants"

Leo: "I'm BETTER than pants!!"

Sorry, it had to be said.

Don: "This has Winter's pants all over it."

That one worked better if I omitted "written."