Insane Zone
 

Welcome to my Insane Zone. Here's how it works: I am the game master, and I make the rules, even if they do not make sense.

We being in a field of flowers which also has 7 giant bull frogs roaming the land.

What do you do?

I piss all over everything

I'm currently up in a tree snoozing, safely away from the..ahem...now yellow field... :dead:

I wake up from this bizzare dream.

:|

Only to find me urinating on your bed sheets.

I pinch my nose to block the stench and with my eyes closed I think of a happy place........ A HAPPY PLACE!!!!

I come in and throw a match. "It must all be burned! It has be defiled by the fowl urine of the intruder!"

The 7 giant bull frogs begin leaping madly, until they are all eatan in one gulp by an even bigger bull frog, who starts peeing.

It is a little known fact that giant, giant Bullfrogs in mystic lands pee out vanilla flavoured milkshake.

*grabs a milkshake container and a straw*

Bonza! :P

...I wheel in a giant toilet bowl and command everyone who is peeing immediately aim for here.

I also get out an umbrella, just to be safe...

I look at all of you, and say. "My god...is everybody on stupid pills....?

I look at Mel and offer her to take a seat on the giant toilet bowl of milkshakes and urine. "Come on in, my love, and take a sip. This stuff tastes great!"

I cover my mouth trying not to puke. "That is just wrong!" With that, I turn and run away.

What is going on in here?!?!

Oh...

<-Grabs a milkshake, but doesn't piss on the floor.

"That was just gross!" I say to myself.

I thought you were running away?

I wish I could run away, but Iv'e had far too many vanilla bullfrog milkshakes and I am now inflated. Plus somebody missed the bowl and if i did run I'd be sure to slip, it'd be kind of like running around a swimming pool, but..... different. And theres no way I want to risk falling in that thing... :o

Luckily I saved just enough room for dessert.

*eyes off the giant of giant bullfrogs*

I wonder if his name is Freddo...... :evilgrin:

And low and behold! The bullfrogs suddenly turn into chocolate shameless copies of Freddo frogs!