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Insane Zone
Welcome to my Insane Zone. Here's how it works: I am the game master, and I make the rules, even if they do not make sense.
We being in a field of flowers which also has 7 giant bull frogs roaming the land. What do you do? |
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Writer • Director
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I piss all over everything
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I'LL BE THE HERO!!!!
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I'm currently up in a tree snoozing, safely away from the..ahem...now yellow field...
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It's my desire?
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Location: In your pants.
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I wake up from this bizzare dream.
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Writer • Director
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Only to find me urinating on your bed sheets.
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Stone Warrior
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I pinch my nose to block the stench and with my eyes closed I think of a happy place........ A HAPPY PLACE!!!!
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I come in and throw a match. "It must all be burned! It has be defiled by the fowl urine of the intruder!"
The 7 giant bull frogs begin leaping madly, until they are all eatan in one gulp by an even bigger bull frog, who starts peeing. |
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Stone Warrior
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It is a little known fact that giant, giant Bullfrogs in mystic lands pee out vanilla flavoured milkshake.
*grabs a milkshake container and a straw* Bonza! |
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It's my desire?
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...I wheel in a giant toilet bowl and command everyone who is peeing immediately aim for here.
I also get out an umbrella, just to be safe...
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Professional Dork
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I look at all of you, and say. "My god...is everybody on stupid pills....?
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"When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat." |
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It's my desire?
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I look at Mel and offer her to take a seat on the giant toilet bowl of milkshakes and urine. "Come on in, my love, and take a sip. This stuff tastes great!"
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Professional Dork
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I cover my mouth trying not to puke. "That is just wrong!" With that, I turn and run away.
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Stone Warrior
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What is going on in here?!?!
Oh... <-Grabs a milkshake, but doesn't piss on the floor.
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Professional Dork
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"That was just gross!" I say to myself.
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I thought you were running away?
I wish I could run away, but Iv'e had far too many vanilla bullfrog milkshakes and I am now inflated. Plus somebody missed the bowl and if i did run I'd be sure to slip, it'd be kind of like running around a swimming pool, but..... different. And theres no way I want to risk falling in that thing... Luckily I saved just enough room for dessert. *eyes off the giant of giant bullfrogs* I wonder if his name is Freddo...... |
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It's my desire?
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Location: In your pants.
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And low and behold! The bullfrogs suddenly turn into chocolate shameless copies of Freddo frogs!
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