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Koi	05-19-2010 09:15 PM

Ninja Turtle Pick-Up Lines

Because Powder wanted something more original.

gobo	05-19-2010 09:29 PM

That's the worst pick-up line ever. It's not even a complete thought... But, it might work on a Ninja Turtle. You never know...

Candy Kappa

05-20-2010 02:12 AM

hey babe, you can ride my shell anytime.

or is it lines to pick up turtles?

Powder

05-20-2010 02:41 AM

Haha Arella... I commend you!

I must be Rocksteady cause I'm extra horny!

I can make your bed rock, steady!

I've got balls of steel, can you give me chrome dome?

You better hope my bostaff doesn't give you a splinter.

I'll show you the secret of the ooze.

I love TMNT! Yeah, Tit, muff, nip, twat.

Wanna go down? ...To the sewer?

Luzmagica

05-20-2010 03:58 AM

:embarass::embarass::embarass::embarass::embarass: :embarass:

I don´t get it!
Which is the intention of this thread? :tanime::tanime::tanime:

Powder

05-20-2010 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luzmagica (Post 775396)

:embarass::embarass::embarass::embarass::embarass: :embarass:

I don´t get it!
Which is the intention of this thread? :tanime::tanime::tanime:

Pickup lines are what we call the things people say when flirting. Ours have a turtle twist to them!

Luzmagica

05-20-2010 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powder (Post 775397)

Pickup lines are what we call the things people say when flirting. Ours have a turtle twist to them!

Thanks Powder!!!LOL ...Its funny!!!! :tlol::tlol::tlol::tlol:

"Where you are going to move the shell this night?" :twink:
"I am charmed with your smile, you have an air to Chewbacca...."

Mutated Turtle

05-20-2010 04:40 AM

" I poop from my tail...Y'know?

Koi	05-20-2010 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pipsqueak (Post 775402)

" I poop from my tail...Y'know?

I would personally just fall for that pick up line. :lol:

BoggleKng

05-20-2010 09:00 AM

funny **** powder!!!

Master Splinter

05-20-2010 09:23 AM

"You know, my head isn't the only thing that stretches..."

;)

-ms

Powder

05-20-2010 11:43 AM

You're gonna make me prematurely come out of my shell!

NameGoesHere1066

05-20-2010 02:19 PM

stick it in already!

BubblyShell22

05-24-2010 10:44 AM

Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu. How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?

Mutated Turtle

05-24-2010 12:14 PM

"My head isn't the only limb that go in my Shell..."

Jephael

06-13-2010 10:57 PM

"Yes that is a nunchuck in my belt but I'm also happy to see you!"

ToTheNines

06-14-2010 10:08 AM

I have a trans-dimensional portal, shall I take you to Dimension Sex?

Venom

06-14-2010 09:37 PM

Oh god I've lol'd hard at this topic!!! :D :D :D

shuriken

06-15-2010 12:11 AM

Powder that was effin hilarious.
Leo-If you think I can wield my katanas good, wait till you see what I can do with my bo.
Donnie- Not really sure why people think I do machines. But I can do you like a machine.
Mikey- Oh you saw the Coming Out of Our Shells tour huh? Mind if I give you a sample of what this party dude did back stage?
Raph- Hey you with the face...

Slap-Happy

06-15-2010 12:25 AM

"I'm a turtle. Let's do it!"

"Cowabunga! Nice t*ts."

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