After 25 years, the turtles' worst enemy is....
 

Cholesterol.

Lets face it, those pizzas are going to catch up with them eventually. If they were real they would probably be in very bad shape and have arteries as hard as rock.

Stop being a troll and post pointless things.

Ya did notice they were pudgy in the series where they were obsessed with pizza, right?

I've never understood this view. The OT turtles are ripped. Just because their design is drawn more rounded than others doesn't mean their chubby or pudgy.

You can be skinny or in good shape and still have cholesterol problems. I just find it kind of funny that they're ninja masters yet they eat nothing but junk food.

If Shredder can just hang in there, the turtles will defeat themselves eventually.

And no, I'm not trolling, I just thought we could have some fun with the topic.

Don't worry. Obvious joke post was obvious. What serious answer could follow "After 25 years, the turtles' worst enemy is...." that wouldn't be even trollier? :P

I got a laugh out of it.:)

The turtles' ninja lifestyle does keep the pounds off, but consuming that much grease and cheese still wouldn't be good for them.

Something I've always thought about regarding the turtles and pizza though is..

http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/2899/aprilcomic.jpg

If she wasn't putting on weight before, she sure would have been with all the time she spent around the TMNT. Pizza is hard to resist.

Well, since the turtles (even the OT ones) have to workout by Master Splinter as well as battle which requires lots of energy, all except Michelangelo shouldn't be too concerned about cholesterol (as evidenced in Once Upon a Time Machine). Still, for Leo, Raph, and Don, Shredder is still tops. For all other versions, Shredder of course is their worst enemy, and still is for the Nick version (though currently its still Old Hob for IDW).

The fanbase.

I remember one where they traveled to the future and Michaelangelo got fat. I think earlier in the episode Splinter told him he was eating too much pizza.

GOOD ONE!!!:lol:

Hehehe...

But, to be fair, that statement could easily apply to just about any franchise.

Just take our boy, Bat-mite, for instance:

"Sky Turtles".

Lots of good puns in that episode!

Also, "Cowabunga, Shredhead" dealt with Michelangelo's unhealthy obsession with pizza.

"Once Upon A Time Machine"

And we all know where her weight settled into. :twink:

Im confused are you trying to insinuate she has cankles? :lol:

http://i42.tinypic.com/kondy.jpg

Straight to her hips? :tconfuse:

Because I don't know what else you could be implying....

http://i42.tinypic.com/9u2e.jpg

Oh.