After 25 years, the turtles' worst enemy is....

TMNT_2010 · 02-25-2012, 01:17 PM

Cholesterol.

Lets face it, those pizzas are going to catch up with them eventually. If they were real they would probably be in very bad shape and have arteries as hard as rock.

Leonardo87 · 02-25-2012, 02:47 PM

Stop being a troll and post pointless things.

*KROW* · 02-25-2012, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TMNT_2010

Cholesterol.

Lets face it, those pizzas are going to catch up with them eventually. If they were real they would probably be in very bad shape and have arteries as hard as rock.

Going out every night leaping over rooftops and taking karate classes each day negate the unhealthy side effects of eating pizza. Living in raw sewage also probably tempered their immune systems.

*gobo* · 02-25-2012, 04:16 PM

Ya did notice they were pudgy in the series where they were obsessed with pizza, right?

Logan · 02-25-2012, 04:31 PM

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Ya did notice they were pudgy in the series where they were obsessed with pizza, right?

I've never understood this view. The OT turtles are ripped. Just because their design is drawn more rounded than others doesn't mean their chubby or pudgy.

TMNT_2010 · 02-25-2012, 04:59 PM

You can be skinny or in good shape and still have cholesterol problems. I just find it kind of funny that they're ninja masters yet they eat nothing but junk food.

If Shredder can just hang in there, the turtles will defeat themselves eventually.

And no, I'm not trolling, I just thought we could have some fun with the topic.

*gobo* · 02-25-2012, 05:07 PM

Don't worry. Obvious joke post was obvious. What serious answer could follow "After 25 years, the turtles' worst enemy is...." that wouldn't be even trollier?

*Mr._Mutant_Man* · 02-25-2012, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Leonardo87

Stop being a troll and post pointless things.

I got a laugh out of it.

The turtles' ninja lifestyle does keep the pounds off, but consuming that much grease and cheese still wouldn't be good for them.

Something I've always thought about regarding the turtles and pizza though is..

If she wasn't putting on weight before, she sure would have been with all the time she spent around the TMNT. Pizza is hard to resist.

*pannoni1* · 02-26-2012, 09:41 AM

Well, since the turtles (even the OT ones) have to workout by Master Splinter as well as battle which requires lots of energy, all except Michelangelo shouldn't be too concerned about cholesterol (as evidenced in Once Upon a Time Machine). Still, for Leo, Raph, and Don, Shredder is still tops. For all other versions, Shredder of course is their worst enemy, and still is for the Nick version (though currently its still Old Hob for IDW).

*ssjup81* · 02-26-2012, 10:15 AM

Wasn't there an OT ep where the ep's focus was soley on Mikey putting on weight from eating too much pizza? I'm pretty sure it was an earlier ep. I'm sure he still had his chucks.

*Ninjinister* · 02-26-2012, 11:10 AM

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After 25 years, the turtles' worst enemy is....

The fanbase.

*Mr._Mutant_Man* · 02-26-2012, 02:24 PM

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Wasn't there an OT ep where the ep's focus was soley on Mikey putting on weight from eating too much pizza? I'm pretty sure it was an earlier ep. I'm sure he still had his chucks.

I remember one where they traveled to the future and Michaelangelo got fat. I think earlier in the episode Splinter told him he was eating too much pizza.

joe-eyeball · 02-26-2012, 02:40 PM

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The fanbase.

GOOD ONE!!!

*oldmanwinters* · 02-26-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ninjinister

The fanbase.

Hehehe...

But, to be fair, that statement could easily apply to just about any franchise.

Just take our boy, Bat-mite, for instance:

Type 97 Chi-ha · 02-26-2012, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ssjup81

Wasn't there an OT ep where the ep's focus was soley on Mikey putting on weight from eating too much pizza? I'm pretty sure it was an earlier ep. I'm sure he still had his chucks.

"Sky Turtles".

*oldmanwinters* · 02-26-2012, 03:22 PM

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I remember one where they traveled to the future and Michaelangelo got fat. I think earlier in the episode Splinter told him he was eating too much pizza.

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Originally Posted by Type 97 Chi-ha

"Sky Turtles".

Lots of good puns in that episode!

Also, "Cowabunga, Shredhead" dealt with Michelangelo's unhealthy obsession with pizza.

*gobo* · 02-26-2012, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr._Mutant_Man

I remember one where they traveled to the future and Michaelangelo got fat. I think earlier in the episode Splinter told him he was eating too much pizza.

"Once Upon A Time Machine"

**Venom** · 02-26-2012, 04:29 PM

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Something I've always thought about regarding the turtles and pizza though is..

Spoiler:

If she wasn't putting on weight before, she sure would have been with all the time she spent around the TMNT. Pizza is hard to resist.

And we all know where her weight settled into.

*The Fifth Turtle* · 02-26-2012, 04:42 PM

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And we all know where her weight settled into.

Im confused are you trying to insinuate she has cankles?

*Mr._Mutant_Man* · 02-26-2012, 05:53 PM

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And we all know where her weight settled into.

Straight to her hips?

Because I don't know what else you could be implying....

Oh.

02-25-2012, 01:17 PM	#1
TMNT_2010 Thug Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 73	After 25 years, the turtles' worst enemy is.... Cholesterol. Lets face it, those pizzas are going to catch up with them eventually. If they were real they would probably be in very bad shape and have arteries as hard as rock.

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pannoni1 Foot Elite Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: USA Posts: 3,447	Well, since the turtles (even the OT ones) have to workout by Master Splinter as well as battle which requires lots of energy, all except Michelangelo shouldn't be too concerned about cholesterol (as evidenced in Once Upon a Time Machine). Still, for Leo, Raph, and Don, Shredder is still tops. For all other versions, Shredder of course is their worst enemy, and still is for the Nick version (though currently its still Old Hob for IDW). __________________ http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/sho...d.php?t=37065- MY WANT LIST TMNT FAN CLUB LINK: http://sot.ag/gCjK/ 30 years of Turtle Power!

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02-25-2012, 04:59 PM	#6
TMNT_2010 Thug Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 73	You can be skinny or in good shape and still have cholesterol problems. I just find it kind of funny that they're ninja masters yet they eat nothing but junk food. If Shredder can just hang in there, the turtles will defeat themselves eventually. And no, I'm not trolling, I just thought we could have some fun with the topic.

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ssjup81 Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Central Virginia (Back in the US) Posts: 4,734	Wasn't there an OT ep where the ep's focus was soley on Mikey putting on weight from eating too much pizza? I'm pretty sure it was an earlier ep. I'm sure he still had his chucks.