What does it mean when...?
 

Hey all, I was at Toys R Us geeking out on TMNT stuff today when I realized how absurd I must have looked to anyone watching. So here's a little game based upon that thought. I'll ask "What does it mean when...?", you answer the question (humorously I hope) and then ask your own "What does it mean when?"

What does it mean when a 25 year-old woman shops boyswear at Toys R Us for t-shirts?

It means the 23 year old male in the Masters of the Universe section can't fit in to them :cry:

Trust me, I'm trying to come up with another one :lol:

What does it mean when the same 23 year old BEGS the Toys R Us Employee to check the back for more figures?

It means that's one pissed Toys R Us employee, cuz you just KNOW he was holding those for himself.

What does it mean when you have no money for the cable bill, but can always scrounge up a few dollars for the newest Hulk Hogan figure that Jakks puts out?

It means you have priorities!

What does it mean when the sound of gleeful little children playing outside drives you batty?

It means you are over 10.

What does it mean when you exclaim "I'll ****ing kill myself!" and your friends look at you, and continue their converstaion? lol

It means you need new friends.

What does it mean when ytou actually kill yourself, and nobody cares?

That you have a serious conditon of insanity that had made you undesireable. (Red Dragon, anyone?) :P

What does it mean when you spend more time on the computer, instead of watching TV or reading books?

It means you should spend time outside.

What does it mean when you spend $800 on a Nazi uniform?

It means your obsessed.

What does it mean when you wear that uniform in public?

it means you'll have a bunch of patroits after you

what does it mean when a mob is after you

It means you'll end up like Jimmy Hoffa.

What does it mean when you're skin looks like Ronald Reagan's face?

it means your old and stupid

what does it mean when your head hurts from taking a piss

It means you took one huge piss.

What does it mean when you put on a pirate costume and walk around town?

It means you're probably using cheesy pick-up lines like "Hey baby, wanna walk my plank?"

What does it mean when someone shakes their fist threateningly at you?

it means a guy is comming after you after he caught you with his girl!

what does it mean when a bird sings

It means I need to load the shotgun. Frickin' birds chirpin' all the frickin' time...

What does it mean when drivers hit the gas as you're using the crosswalk in front of them?

It means they're too damn old to be behind the wheel!

What does it mean when you're having a conversation and the next word you're about to say is temporarily blanked out from your vocabulary?

it means your damn stupid

what does it mean when your friend pokes your eyes out!