-- Actual English Subtitles Used In Hong Kong Films --
 

-- Actual English Subtitles Used In Hong Kong Films --


-I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

-Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

-Gun wounds again?

-Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

-A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

-Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken

-Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot.

-Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

-This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat.

-Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

-I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

-You daring lousy guy.

-Beat him out of recognizable shape!

-Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination.

-I have been scared silly too much lately.

-I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

-Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

-The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

-How can you use my intestines as a gift?

-You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

-Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feats on some but of the giant lizard person.

Re: -- Actual English Subtitles Used In Hong Kong Films --
 

Ahh!!! I didnt do anything!!! Don't spank me!

*hides under her desk*


:lol: oh my god, that is really messed up....

:lol: Hilarious!

Where'd you get these?

I think I may have found some new signature quotes. Good stuff! :lol:

-I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

Okay.. this was the point I totally lost it! :lol:

Actually, what this reminds me of, is something my husband said to me. He saw me crack a smile, which seemed to be for no apparent reason. So he asks "What? Did you see a flying sparrow's dick in the sky?" And I'm like... "Huh?" Only to really start laughing at what he said.

He then explained that since no one really can't SEE a sparrow's dick, especially when it's flying up in the sky, the companion you're with is wondering just what it is you're laughing at then. It's another Korean expression. Erhmm.. okay, dear... :P

Hmmm, I wonder if he got these from one of my fav sites:

Things People Said -> http://rinkworks.com/said/

I particularly love some of the ones in 'The Language Barrier' section. My faves are:

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." -- A sign in a Japanese hotel.

"Dirty Water Punishment Place" -- How a sewage treatment plant was marked on a Tokyo map.

And my all time fav: "Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension." -- A sign in an Austrian hotel catering to skiers. Someone had a thesaurus! :D

There's a companion site to this one called Computer Stupidities:
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

Of course there's also Engrish.com -> http://www.engrish.com
This site can be offensive to non-native English speakers, so I apologize in advance for that.

My personal fav from Engrish is this:
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2002-10-21

Welcome to 5 years ago :roll:

Those are brilliant!

:D

Thanks :-)