-- Actual English Subtitles Used In Hong Kong Films --

GodzFire · 11-12-2003, 08:29 PM

-- Actual English Subtitles Used In Hong Kong Films --

-I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

-Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

-Gun wounds again?

-Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

-A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

-Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken

-Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot.

-Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

-This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat.

-Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

-I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

-You daring lousy guy.

-Beat him out of recognizable shape!

-Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination.

-I have been scared silly too much lately.

-I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

-Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

-The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

-How can you use my intestines as a gift?

-You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

-Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feats on some but of the giant lizard person.

**Machias Banshee** · 11-12-2003, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GodzFire

-- Actual English Subtitles Used In Hong Kong Films --

-Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot.

-Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feats on some but of the giant lizard person.

Ahh!!! I didnt do anything!!! Don't spank me!

*hides under her desk*

oh my god, that is really messed up....

*Taloniss* · 11-12-2003, 08:38 PM

Hilarious!

~~Reznorite420~~ · 11-12-2003, 10:22 PM

Where'd you get these?

*That Matt Guy* · 11-13-2003, 07:15 AM

I think I may have found some new signature quotes. Good stuff!

**HorseTechie** · 11-13-2003, 11:50 AM

-I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

Okay.. this was the point I totally lost it!

Actually, what this reminds me of, is something my husband said to me. He saw me crack a smile, which seemed to be for no apparent reason. So he asks "What? Did you see a flying sparrow's dick in the sky?" And I'm like... "Huh?" Only to really start laughing at what he said.

He then explained that since no one really can't SEE a sparrow's dick, especially when it's flying up in the sky, the companion you're with is wondering just what it is you're laughing at then. It's another Korean expression. Erhmm.. okay, dear...

Dinogrrl · 11-13-2003, 12:46 PM

Hmmm, I wonder if he got these from one of my fav sites:

Things People Said -> http://rinkworks.com/said/

I particularly love some of the ones in 'The Language Barrier' section. My faves are:

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." -- A sign in a Japanese hotel.

"Dirty Water Punishment Place" -- How a sewage treatment plant was marked on a Tokyo map.

And my all time fav: "Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension." -- A sign in an Austrian hotel catering to skiers. Someone had a thesaurus!

There's a companion site to this one called Computer Stupidities:
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

Of course there's also Engrish.com -> http://www.engrish.com
This site can be offensive to non-native English speakers, so I apologize in advance for that.

My personal fav from Engrish is this:
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2002-10-21

~~Reznorite420~~ · 11-13-2003, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinogrrl

Hmmm, I wonder if he got these from one of my fav sites:

Things People Said -> http://rinkworks.com/said/

I particularly love some of the ones in 'The Language Barrier' section. My faves are:

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." -- A sign in a Japanese hotel.

"Dirty Water Punishment Place" -- How a sewage treatment plant was marked on a Tokyo map.

And my all time fav: "Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension." -- A sign in an Austrian hotel catering to skiers. Someone had a thesaurus!

There's a companion site to this one called Computer Stupidities:
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

Of course there's also Engrish.com -> http://www.engrish.com
This site can be offensive to non-native English speakers, so I apologize in advance for that.

My personal fav from Engrish is this:
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2002-10-21

Welcome to 5 years ago

liltimmyw · 11-13-2003, 05:58 PM

Those are brilliant!

GodzFire · 11-13-2003, 11:53 PM

Thanks

11-12-2003, 08:29 PM	#1
GodzFire Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sewers Posts: 292	-- Actual English Subtitles Used In Hong Kong Films -- -- Actual English Subtitles Used In Hong Kong Films -- -I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. -Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. -Gun wounds again? -Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. -A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries. -Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken -Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot. -Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? -This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat. -Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. -I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out! -You daring lousy guy. -Beat him out of recognizable shape! -Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination. -I have been scared silly too much lately. -I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair! -Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected. -The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold? -How can you use my intestines as a gift? -You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken. -Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feats on some but of the giant lizard person.

11-13-2003, 12:46 PM	#7
Dinogrrl Foot Soldier Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 176	Hmmm, I wonder if he got these from one of my fav sites: Things People Said -> http://rinkworks.com/said/ I particularly love some of the ones in 'The Language Barrier' section. My faves are: "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." -- A sign in a Japanese hotel. "Dirty Water Punishment Place" -- How a sewage treatment plant was marked on a Tokyo map. And my all time fav: "Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension." -- A sign in an Austrian hotel catering to skiers. Someone had a thesaurus! There's a companion site to this one called Computer Stupidities: http://rinkworks.com/stupid/ Of course there's also Engrish.com -> http://www.engrish.com This site can be offensive to non-native English speakers, so I apologize in advance for that. My personal fav from Engrish is this: http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2002-10-21 __________________ Exceedingly Spherical Goldfish

11-12-2003, 08:38 PM	#3
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	Hilarious!

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~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Where'd you get these?

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That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I think I may have found some new signature quotes. Good stuff!

11-13-2003, 11:50 AM	#6
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	-I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair! Okay.. this was the point I totally lost it! Actually, what this reminds me of, is something my husband said to me. He saw me crack a smile, which seemed to be for no apparent reason. So he asks "What? Did you see a flying sparrow's dick in the sky?" And I'm like... "Huh?" Only to really start laughing at what he said. He then explained that since no one really can't SEE a sparrow's dick, especially when it's flying up in the sky, the companion you're with is wondering just what it is you're laughing at then. It's another Korean expression. Erhmm.. okay, dear...

11-13-2003, 05:58 PM	#9
liltimmyw Foot Soldier Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: WV Posts: 203	Those are brilliant!

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GodzFire Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sewers Posts: 292	Thanks