Getting High With the TMNT
 

Today I went crusin into my local Toys 'R' Us to buy some hot new TMNT items. I remember back in the early 90's Donatello once came up to me and told me the dangers of smoking pot, you know...Marijuana! Through my years in school I told several kids I wasnt a chicken, but they were a turkey. While Donny spoke this about pot, apparently he was into the more hardcore stuff. When the Turtles aren't packing down a fresh pizza, they spent their time smokin up some Turtlecrack.

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Yes. For the low low price of $1.99 you can own your very own TMNT crack pipe.

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Each offical TMNT crack pipe comes with dimebags of each Turtle's personal favorite stash. Raph smokes it cinnamon style, Donny and his sour apple kick, Leo gets his high off blue raspberry, and of course Mike hits his tutti fruity which makes him the party dude for any party within seconds.

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The pipe is expertly hand crafted featuring each Turtle's logo so no Turtle will hit another Turtle's stash.

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Getting set up is easy. Simply open each TMNT's dimebag. For double protection they are double bagged. Cut each bag a little and pour into the correct Turtle's section.

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This is what your crack pipe should look like. If for some reason it doesnt, you should stick to your TMNT light up lollipops cause this is for adults only fool!

WARNING! THE NEXT SECTION MAY BE GRAPHIC TO CHILDREN! KEEP AWAY FROM SCREEN!
















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Time to smoke up! Damn....man this stuff does the trick! I have the energy to clean my entire house now. Man I'm gonna take anoth.......HEY DONNY!!! WTF!?!?

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Stop hittin my stash! Go get your own you Burger King reject!

Final Rating = 4/5 Cowabungas
Make sure your parents aren't home, invite your friends over and take turns passsing the pipe. Best $1.99 you could ever spend!

Okay...

And your avatar looks like it's from Rashomon

:lol:

OMG, I need one of those!

:lol: :rolling: :lol: :rolling:

OM fricken G...!!


LOL! Well, there's the proof that theyre also looking for the older fans to buy stuff....

LMAO! This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen posted on the 'drome!

I think I should keep one of these on the dashboard of my car to freak out the security guards who perform the near-daily bomb/drug searches.

Gotta keep em on their toes.

Oh man... I'd seen those at Toys R Us before, but it never occured to me... :lol: That's too funny!

rotflmao :o :lol: :o :lol:

I'm gunna hyperventilate. :p

:lol: You sir, have just made my day!

Re: Getting High With the TMNT
 

:lol: I always knew Don was on some sort of drug, how else would he come up with such wacky inventions :lol:

Looks like Don's hitting Leo's stash as well...so much for the logo-coding idea

This was funny? :blanksta:

SANJURO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I worship Toshiro Mifune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was a great actor. I wish I could have met him.


Thanks for the laugh...I saw those candy thingys and thought it looked like drug paraphanalia.

[Edit by Mike: Double posts make baby Jesus cry.]

Nah man, that's Sanjuro...one of the neatest characters ever played by the greatest Japanese actor ever.

frikking hilarious, good job, man.

Well he was in the film 'Rashomon' :P (pretty good film). The guy told me

He was a man of many movies.

oddest thread ever.

Man... something tell me we're thiiis close to seeing TMNTaction figures dressed up like clowns and large rediculous looking fast food bike accessories again.

Happy Turtles and Angry Turtles, anyone?

Now that's what we need. New TMNT Pez despensers....

ummm......Im not too sure how I feel about this. Although I suppose from a tokkers point of veiw its funny

I wonder how long it's gonna take parental groups to pull this off the shelves. Normally, I wouldn't side with them, but this damn thing's an embarassment. Not even the Learn to read books where "He didn't take a number, he did not wait" were such an insult.... they really need to have product approval of these things....

TMNT candy bong.... oy vey...