Getting High With the TMNT

Sanjuro · 04-30-2004, 11:08 AM

Today I went crusin into my local Toys 'R' Us to buy some hot new TMNT items. I remember back in the early 90's Donatello once came up to me and told me the dangers of smoking pot, you know...Marijuana! Through my years in school I told several kids I wasnt a chicken, but they were a turkey. While Donny spoke this about pot, apparently he was into the more hardcore stuff. When the Turtles aren't packing down a fresh pizza, they spent their time smokin up some Turtlecrack.

Yes. For the low low price of $1.99 you can own your very own TMNT crack pipe.

Each offical TMNT crack pipe comes with dimebags of each Turtle's personal favorite stash. Raph smokes it cinnamon style, Donny and his sour apple kick, Leo gets his high off blue raspberry, and of course Mike hits his tutti fruity which makes him the party dude for any party within seconds.

The pipe is expertly hand crafted featuring each Turtle's logo so no Turtle will hit another Turtle's stash.

Getting set up is easy. Simply open each TMNT's dimebag. For double protection they are double bagged. Cut each bag a little and pour into the correct Turtle's section.

This is what your crack pipe should look like. If for some reason it doesnt, you should stick to your TMNT light up lollipops cause this is for adults only fool!

WARNING! THE NEXT SECTION MAY BE GRAPHIC TO CHILDREN! KEEP AWAY FROM SCREEN!

Time to smoke up! Damn....man this stuff does the trick! I have the energy to clean my entire house now. Man I'm gonna take anoth.......HEY DONNY!!! WTF!?!?

Stop hittin my stash! Go get your own you Burger King reject!

Final Rating = 4/5 Cowabungas
Make sure your parents aren't home, invite your friends over and take turns passsing the pipe. Best $1.99 you could ever spend!

*raphael_is_cool* · 04-30-2004, 11:15 AM

Okay...

And your avatar looks like it's from Rashomon

*Kid Icarus* · 04-30-2004, 11:23 AM

OMG, I need one of those!

**Machias Banshee** · 04-30-2004, 01:07 PM

OM fricken G...!!

LOL! Well, there's the proof that theyre also looking for the older fans to buy stuff....

*cqb101* · 04-30-2004, 01:14 PM

LMAO! This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen posted on the 'drome!

*damnhooligan* · 04-30-2004, 01:15 PM

I think I should keep one of these on the dashboard of my car to freak out the security guards who perform the near-daily bomb/drug searches.

Gotta keep em on their toes.

**Jo Dawn** · 04-30-2004, 01:47 PM

Oh man... I'd seen those at Toys R Us before, but it never occured to me...

That's too funny!

Demonfox38 · 04-30-2004, 01:49 PM

rotflmao

I'm gunna hyperventilate. :p

Peanut · 04-30-2004, 01:51 PM

You sir, have just made my day!

~~Jarrah White~~ · 04-30-2004, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanjuro Tsubaki

I always knew Don was on some sort of drug, how else would he come up with such wacky inventions

*raphael_is_cool* · 04-30-2004, 03:20 PM

Looks like Don's hitting Leo's stash as well...so much for the logo-coding idea

*Taloniss* · 04-30-2004, 03:21 PM

This was funny?

*Buslady* · 04-30-2004, 07:14 PM

SANJURO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I worship Toshiro Mifune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was a great actor. I wish I could have met him.

Thanks for the laugh...I saw those candy thingys and thought it looked like drug paraphanalia.

[Edit by Mike: Double posts make baby Jesus cry.]

Quote:

Originally Posted by raphael_is_cool

Okay...

And your avatar looks like it's from Rashomon

Nah man, that's Sanjuro...one of the neatest characters ever played by the greatest Japanese actor ever.

FAH Q · 05-02-2004, 11:30 PM

frikking hilarious, good job, man.

*raphael_is_cool* · 05-03-2004, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buslady

Nah man, that's Sanjuro...one of the neatest characters ever played by the greatest Japanese actor ever.

Well he was in the film 'Rashomon'

(pretty good film). The guy told me

Sanjuro · 05-03-2004, 07:19 AM

He was a man of many movies.

*Deathknight* · 05-03-2004, 07:38 AM

oddest thread ever.

*Drtooth* · 05-03-2004, 06:07 PM

Man... something tell me we're thiiis close to seeing TMNTaction figures dressed up like clowns and large rediculous looking fast food bike accessories again.

Happy Turtles and Angry Turtles, anyone?

Now that's what we need. New TMNT Pez despensers....

Ronin_of_Kirai · 05-05-2004, 04:09 PM

ummm......Im not too sure how I feel about this. Although I suppose from a tokkers point of veiw its funny

*Drtooth* · 05-05-2004, 05:13 PM

I wonder how long it's gonna take parental groups to pull this off the shelves. Normally, I wouldn't side with them, but this damn thing's an embarassment. Not even the Learn to read books where "He didn't take a number, he did not wait" were such an insult.... they really need to have product approval of these things....

TMNT candy bong.... oy vey...

04-30-2004, 11:08 AM	#1
Sanjuro Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 598	Getting High With the TMNT Today I went crusin into my local Toys 'R' Us to buy some hot new TMNT items. I remember back in the early 90's Donatello once came up to me and told me the dangers of smoking pot, you know...Marijuana! Through my years in school I told several kids I wasnt a chicken, but they were a turkey. While Donny spoke this about pot, apparently he was into the more hardcore stuff. When the Turtles aren't packing down a fresh pizza, they spent their time smokin up some Turtlecrack. Yes. For the low low price of $1.99 you can own your very own TMNT crack pipe. Each offical TMNT crack pipe comes with dimebags of each Turtle's personal favorite stash. Raph smokes it cinnamon style, Donny and his sour apple kick, Leo gets his high off blue raspberry, and of course Mike hits his tutti fruity which makes him the party dude for any party within seconds. The pipe is expertly hand crafted featuring each Turtle's logo so no Turtle will hit another Turtle's stash. Getting set up is easy. Simply open each TMNT's dimebag. For double protection they are double bagged. Cut each bag a little and pour into the correct Turtle's section. This is what your crack pipe should look like. If for some reason it doesnt, you should stick to your TMNT light up lollipops cause this is for adults only fool! WARNING! THE NEXT SECTION MAY BE GRAPHIC TO CHILDREN! KEEP AWAY FROM SCREEN! Time to smoke up! Damn....man this stuff does the trick! I have the energy to clean my entire house now. Man I'm gonna take anoth.......HEY DONNY!!! WTF!?!? Stop hittin my stash! Go get your own you Burger King reject! Final Rating = 4/5 Cowabungas Make sure your parents aren't home, invite your friends over and take turns passsing the pipe. Best $1.99 you could ever spend!

04-30-2004, 01:14 PM	#5
cqb101 Cinephile Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 8,489	LMAO! This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen posted on the 'drome! __________________ Facebook

04-30-2004, 01:15 PM	#6
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	I think I should keep one of these on the dashboard of my car to freak out the security guards who perform the near-daily bomb/drug searches. Gotta keep em on their toes. __________________

04-30-2004, 01:47 PM	#7
Jo Dawn Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Authority On All Things Don Posts: 5,190	Oh man... I'd seen those at Toys R Us before, but it never occured to me... That's too funny! __________________

05-02-2004, 11:30 PM	#14
FAH Q Foot Soldier Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 166	frikking hilarious, good job, man. __________________ MY PORTFOLIO http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/brb/index.html GODLIKE http://godlike.keenspace.com

04-30-2004, 11:15 AM	#2
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	Okay... And your avatar looks like it's from Rashomon

04-30-2004, 11:23 AM	#3
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	OMG, I need one of those!

04-30-2004, 01:07 PM	#4
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	OM fricken G...!! LOL! Well, there's the proof that theyre also looking for the older fans to buy stuff....

04-30-2004, 01:49 PM	#8
Demonfox38 Stone Warrior Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 531	rotflmao I'm gunna hyperventilate. :p

04-30-2004, 01:51 PM	#9
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	You sir, have just made my day!

04-30-2004, 03:20 PM	#11
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	Looks like Don's hitting Leo's stash as well...so much for the logo-coding idea

04-30-2004, 03:21 PM	#12
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	This was funny?

05-03-2004, 07:19 AM	#16
Sanjuro Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 598	He was a man of many movies.

05-03-2004, 07:38 AM	#17
Deathknight Mad Scientist Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: One of the 972 rooms of the technodrome Posts: 1,995	oddest thread ever. __________________ Shredder: "Ninja hall of fame? Ha! Where's MY statue?!" -My Brother, the Bad Guy

05-03-2004, 06:07 PM	#18
Drtooth Foot Elite Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,439	Man... something tell me we're thiiis close to seeing TMNTaction figures dressed up like clowns and large rediculous looking fast food bike accessories again. Happy Turtles and Angry Turtles, anyone? Now that's what we need. New TMNT Pez despensers.... __________________ [Insert mildly amusing banner here]

05-05-2004, 04:09 PM	#19
Ronin_of_Kirai Thug Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: I'm not to sure myself Posts: 74	ummm......Im not too sure how I feel about this. Although I suppose from a tokkers point of veiw its funny __________________ Oro? I love Rikku!

05-05-2004, 05:13 PM	#20
Drtooth Foot Elite Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,439	I wonder how long it's gonna take parental groups to pull this off the shelves. Normally, I wouldn't side with them, but this damn thing's an embarassment. Not even the Learn to read books where "He didn't take a number, he did not wait" were such an insult.... they really need to have product approval of these things.... TMNT candy bong.... oy vey... __________________ [Insert mildly amusing banner here]