I Wish I Were Dead

Dirty Blond · 04-10-2015, 04:42 AM

Period.

End of story.

*Slade* · 04-10-2015, 06:00 AM

I can relate to this feeling a lot more than I should.

Kanon · 04-10-2015, 06:35 AM

All girls have the same problem

PangolinFeets · 04-10-2015, 08:13 AM

Are you on anything to help it? Birth Control changed my life.

*Shark_Blade* · 04-10-2015, 08:26 AM

From a male perspective, if this is painful I don't know how giving birth would be..

*Candy Kappa* · 04-10-2015, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Shark_Blade

From a male perspective, if this is painful I don't know how giving birth would be..

Well. There are machines that simulates the pains of childbirth.

*Jephael* · 04-10-2015, 04:20 PM

I think this thread is in the wrong section. It should really be moved to General Discussions > Everything Else. Also I'd rename the thread "Lady Problems" or something a little less intense.

senpai · 04-10-2015, 04:24 PM

I agree! The title of the thread is very alarming! I was scared for a moment. Don't do that!!

*Whatswiththeheadbands?* · 04-10-2015, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

Well. There are machines that simulates the pains of childbirth.

Really? .

*IndigoErth* · 04-10-2015, 04:56 PM

Really hope this really was about periods...

Random period fact I read the other day: other than various fellow primates, the only other animals known to have true periods the way humans do are some types of bats (such as the short-tailed fruit bat) and the elephant shrew. Could it be anymore random. (Others supposedly reabsorb it instead... been complaining for years wondering why we couldn't evolve that way.)

Now I feel bad for bats... fruit bats with their little fruit bat menstrual cramps. They're not rabid, they're just PMSing.

~~Mew~~ · 04-10-2015, 05:04 PM

I like living.

*Jephael* · 04-10-2015, 05:09 PM

I actually have a good question about PMS. Do women have a hard time bathing during their menstrual cycle? I used to have a really bad case of jock itch and getting my groin wet used to hurt like hell sometimes.

*IndigoErth* · 04-10-2015, 05:36 PM

Well, I can only speak for myself, but the only external symptoms are just, well, the mess to deal with and maybe a little chafing. Bathing is not an issue.

I imagine a case of jock itch may feel more similar to a yeast infection.

*CyberCubed* · 04-10-2015, 05:41 PM

I thought Dirty Blonde was male...?

PangolinFeets · 04-10-2015, 05:48 PM

Perhaps this has been a colossal misunderstanding.

Wingnut · 04-10-2015, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberCubed

I thought Dirty Blonde was male...?

Me too.

This headstory makes my eyes rain.

Peanut · 04-10-2015, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberCubed

I thought Dirty Blonde was male...?

Same. I thought it meant "period" as in a "." and not a menstrual period. This thread is alarming on a ton of levels.

*Powder* · 04-10-2015, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peanut

Same. I thought it meant "period" as in a "." and not a menstrual period. This thread is alarming on a ton of levels.

Thiiiiiiiiis. Oh my God. What's going on here?

*Cure* · 04-10-2015, 06:31 PM

Yeah, he's totally a dude. He's big on pick up artistry and whatnot. Also, his profile picture. I blame feminism.

This thread, man. But considering the section this is in and his weird sense of humor, I assume this is some kind of game.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 04-10-2015, 06:34 PM

Did none of y'all check his profile? Dudes don't have periods.

Hang in there, DirtyBlond... we may be idiots, but we want the best for you.

04-10-2015, 04:42 AM	#1
Dirty Blond Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 827	I Wish I Were Dead Period. End of story.

04-10-2015, 06:00 AM	#2
Slade god status Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Louisiana Posts: 3,291	I can relate to this feeling a lot more than I should. __________________ Do not concern yourself with what I've already done: rather tremble at the thought of what I am about to do. Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=48140

04-10-2015, 06:35 AM	#3
Kanon Stone Warrior Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Germany Posts: 560	All girls have the same problem __________________ "The enemy of my enemy is my bro!"

04-10-2015, 08:13 AM	#4
PangolinFeets Mad Scientist Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 1,321	Are you on anything to help it? Birth Control changed my life. __________________ http://www.twitter.com/pangolinfeets http://www.comicartfans.com/galleryd...=3&gcat=106360

04-10-2015, 04:20 PM	#7
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	I think this thread is in the wrong section. It should really be moved to General Discussions > Everything Else. Also I'd rename the thread "Lady Problems" or something a little less intense. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988 Last edited by Jephael; 04-10-2015 at 04:28 PM.

04-10-2015, 08:26 AM	#5
Shark_Blade Emperor Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,909	From a male perspective, if this is painful I don't know how giving birth would be..

04-10-2015, 04:24 PM	#8
senpai Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: new york sewers yo! Posts: 673	I agree! The title of the thread is very alarming! I was scared for a moment. Don't do that!!

04-10-2015, 04:56 PM	#10
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,295	Really hope this really was about periods... Random period fact I read the other day: other than various fellow primates, the only other animals known to have true periods the way humans do are some types of bats (such as the short-tailed fruit bat) and the elephant shrew. Could it be anymore random. (Others supposedly reabsorb it instead... been complaining for years wondering why we couldn't evolve that way.) Now I feel bad for bats... fruit bats with their little fruit bat menstrual cramps. They're not rabid, they're just PMSing.

04-10-2015, 05:04 PM	#11
~~Mew~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: In an apartment Posts: 3,159	I like living.

04-10-2015, 05:09 PM	#12
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	I actually have a good question about PMS. Do women have a hard time bathing during their menstrual cycle? I used to have a really bad case of jock itch and getting my groin wet used to hurt like hell sometimes. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

04-10-2015, 05:36 PM	#13
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,295	Well, I can only speak for myself, but the only external symptoms are just, well, the mess to deal with and maybe a little chafing. Bathing is not an issue. I imagine a case of jock itch may feel more similar to a yeast infection.

04-10-2015, 05:41 PM	#14
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,871	I thought Dirty Blonde was male...?

04-10-2015, 05:48 PM	#15
PangolinFeets Mad Scientist Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 1,321	Perhaps this has been a colossal misunderstanding. __________________ http://www.twitter.com/pangolinfeets http://www.comicartfans.com/galleryd...=3&gcat=106360

04-10-2015, 06:31 PM	#19
Cure Y'all need Jesus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,938	Yeah, he's totally a dude. He's big on pick up artistry and whatnot. Also, his profile picture. I blame feminism. This thread, man. But considering the section this is in and his weird sense of humor, I assume this is some kind of game. __________________

04-10-2015, 06:34 PM	#20
CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy Annalist Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 16,435	Did none of y'all check his profile? Dudes don't have periods. Hang in there, DirtyBlond... we may be idiots, but we want the best for you. __________________ *ALL THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED*