In need of serious help....

*Voltron* · 07-22-2003, 02:33 PM

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/wbagienski/WEB9/index.htm

A couple weeks back my friend invited me to her grqaduation party. Never one to make a normal entrance, I snuck into her house as a ninja, and fought some pirates. I'm the one with bitchin red scarf and sais. We crashed her party, and all her family in friends were in awe that ninjas burst into her backyard and fought people.

Albrecht · 07-22-2003, 02:38 PM

what do u need help with getting ur warning taken away???

*That Matt Guy* · 07-22-2003, 02:39 PM

I would need about 15 beers before I would even consider dressing like a ninja and prancing around with plastic knives.

*Voltron* · 07-22-2003, 02:40 PM

To be honest I was up to two warnings at one point and had to beg to get one taken away. I think I've been awful good.

And I had about 6 beers in me before I went.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-22-2003, 02:58 PM

Insane.

And this is coming from a guy who dressed up as Hollywood Hogan last year for Halloween...

*Voltron* · 07-22-2003, 03:11 PM

go tell your friends that you know a real ninja! And he crashes parties!

Albrecht · 07-22-2003, 03:25 PM

I may be 13 but I seriously think that I can kick your ass.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-22-2003, 03:27 PM

I'unno... Voltron seems like a pretty big guy, and most 13 year olds are rather diminutive. I'll bet a 5-spot on black that he could shotput you a good 30 yards.

Albrecht · 07-22-2003, 03:31 PM

youv'e never seen me fight pal.

*That Matt Guy* · 07-22-2003, 03:38 PM

That's so immature.

~~Leo656~~ · 07-22-2003, 03:39 PM

I've never seen Voltron throw a shotput, either, but that doesn't restrict my ability to imagine the possible outcome of said exercise, weighing the variables, and betting money on it.

Albrecht · 07-22-2003, 03:43 PM

how tall r u voltron and how much do u weigh?

*Eye of Sarnath* · 07-22-2003, 03:44 PM

Voltron, I thought you were a 42-year-old bald virgin that lives in your parents basmement.

Besides, I bet I could kick both your asses. (j/k)

~~Leo656~~ · 07-22-2003, 03:45 PM

Perhaps that's what Voltron ASPIRES to be. He isn't quite there yet.

*Eye of Sarnath* · 07-22-2003, 03:47 PM

That would explain a considerable amount. But really Voltron, you should set your sights higher than that. ANYONE can be a 42 year old balding virgin if they try hard enough.

*Raven* · 07-22-2003, 03:54 PM

wow.......thats just crazy
I remember when I use to go up to people
and tell them I could kick there ass
well than I got my ass kicked

I need to pick my fights better.........

*Eye of Sarnath* · 07-22-2003, 04:05 PM

The moral of today's story? Don't go around telling people you can kick their ass. 9 out 10 times, you can't.

*Raven* · 07-22-2003, 04:07 PM

ya because usally when you say that to some one there taller and fatter than you......and might be carrering a weopon

*Eye of Sarnath* · 07-22-2003, 04:12 PM

And that colud get really messy really fast.

Peanut · 07-22-2003, 05:00 PM

Don't you just love little kids who think they can beat everyone up?

07-22-2003, 02:33 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	In need of serious help.... http://mywebpages.comcast.net/wbagienski/WEB9/index.htm A couple weeks back my friend invited me to her grqaduation party. Never one to make a normal entrance, I snuck into her house as a ninja, and fought some pirates. I'm the one with bitchin red scarf and sais. We crashed her party, and all her family in friends were in awe that ninjas burst into her backyard and fought people.

07-22-2003, 02:38 PM	#2
Albrecht Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,073	what do u need help with getting ur warning taken away??? __________________

07-22-2003, 03:25 PM	#7
Albrecht Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,073	I may be 13 but I seriously think that I can kick your ass. __________________

07-22-2003, 03:31 PM	#9
Albrecht Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,073	youv'e never seen me fight pal. __________________

07-22-2003, 03:43 PM	#12
Albrecht Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,073	how tall r u voltron and how much do u weigh? __________________

07-22-2003, 02:39 PM	#3
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I would need about 15 beers before I would even consider dressing like a ninja and prancing around with plastic knives.

07-22-2003, 02:40 PM	#4
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	To be honest I was up to two warnings at one point and had to beg to get one taken away. I think I've been awful good. And I had about 6 beers in me before I went.

07-22-2003, 02:58 PM	#5
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Insane. And this is coming from a guy who dressed up as Hollywood Hogan last year for Halloween...

07-22-2003, 03:11 PM	#6
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	go tell your friends that you know a real ninja! And he crashes parties!

07-22-2003, 03:27 PM	#8
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I'unno... Voltron seems like a pretty big guy, and most 13 year olds are rather diminutive. I'll bet a 5-spot on black that he could shotput you a good 30 yards.

07-22-2003, 03:38 PM	#10
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	That's so immature.

07-22-2003, 03:39 PM	#11
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I've never seen Voltron throw a shotput, either, but that doesn't restrict my ability to imagine the possible outcome of said exercise, weighing the variables, and betting money on it.

07-22-2003, 03:44 PM	#13
Eye of Sarnath Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NY Posts: 1,590	Voltron, I thought you were a 42-year-old bald virgin that lives in your parents basmement. Besides, I bet I could kick both your asses. (j/k) __________________ "When I was real small I heard about this thing called the decline of civilization... and I decided that it was something I would like to become involved in." -George Carlin

07-22-2003, 03:45 PM	#14
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Perhaps that's what Voltron ASPIRES to be. He isn't quite there yet.

07-22-2003, 03:47 PM	#15
Eye of Sarnath Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NY Posts: 1,590	That would explain a considerable amount. But really Voltron, you should set your sights higher than that. ANYONE can be a 42 year old balding virgin if they try hard enough. __________________ "When I was real small I heard about this thing called the decline of civilization... and I decided that it was something I would like to become involved in." -George Carlin

07-22-2003, 03:54 PM	#16
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	wow.......thats just crazy I remember when I use to go up to people and tell them I could kick there ass well than I got my ass kicked I need to pick my fights better......... __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

07-22-2003, 04:05 PM	#17
Eye of Sarnath Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NY Posts: 1,590	The moral of today's story? Don't go around telling people you can kick their ass. 9 out 10 times, you can't. __________________ "When I was real small I heard about this thing called the decline of civilization... and I decided that it was something I would like to become involved in." -George Carlin

07-22-2003, 04:07 PM	#18
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	ya because usally when you say that to some one there taller and fatter than you......and might be carrering a weopon __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!

07-22-2003, 04:12 PM	#19
Eye of Sarnath Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NY Posts: 1,590	And that colud get really messy really fast. __________________ "When I was real small I heard about this thing called the decline of civilization... and I decided that it was something I would like to become involved in." -George Carlin

07-22-2003, 05:00 PM	#20
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Don't you just love little kids who think they can beat everyone up?