S-Splinter?

*damnhooligan* · 09-19-2003, 04:53 AM

An article I couldn't resist, which is worth a little chuckle at best:

http://www.msnbc.com/news/968565.asp

*That Matt Guy* · 09-19-2003, 05:11 AM

I didn't know Splinter weighed 1,545 pounds.

*damnhooligan* · 09-19-2003, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthew138

I didn't know Splinter weighed 1,545 pounds.

Ninjutsu does burn off a LOT of calories. Great for shedding off 1,400 pounds of unsightly flesh.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 09-19-2003, 10:20 AM

Proof that the Utroms were here LONG before modern humans walked this earth.

*Cascadia* · 09-19-2003, 12:34 PM

Wow.....I am a scientist but I did not know that prehistoric rodents weighed 1500 lbs.

**Nturtle** · 09-19-2003, 03:40 PM

That reminds me of a theory I had about squirrels making great ninjas, think about it! They're fast, they can jump very high, they are great climbers, they have amazing agility and are extremely durable!

*J Legault* · 09-19-2003, 05:08 PM

I give you: Early Beaver!

*Cascadia* · 09-20-2003, 10:24 AM

oh great.....I would love to see that.

*Mars-Chan* · 09-20-2003, 03:42 PM

Ditto!!

tormentedvagrant · 09-21-2003, 06:01 AM

who has been playing with my shrink/enlarge ray and time machine again?!?!? was it you!?

*Cascadia* · 09-22-2003, 10:58 AM

Prehistoric Turtles used to have teeth. However, modern day Turtles have no teeth. Instead they have sharp beaks for biting and tearing into food.

A shell of a 30 million year turtle.

http://www.blackhawkfossils.com/Turtle/t105a.jpg

http://www.enetis.net/~dparsons/fossils/turtle1.jpg

http://sharktoothhill.com/images/tmturtle1.jpg

http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/Foss...e-sm-pic10.GIF

http://www.touregypt.net/featurestor...studoammon.jpg

oldest turtle fossil in Japan dating back 180 million years (to the Jurassic Period, Mesozoic Era)

Beavers

The giant beaver had a long, brown, shaggy fur coat. He was about eight feet long and weighed at least 500 lbs! That is as much as a small black bear weighs. He had long buck teeth and a foot-and-a-half long tail. He had small eyes and small ears, and he had very good hearing but fairly bad eyesight.

http://www.nature.ca/notebooks/english/giantbev.htm

[Edit: Please don't double post. --Krang]

09-19-2003, 04:53 AM	#1
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	S-Splinter? An article I couldn't resist, which is worth a little chuckle at best: http://www.msnbc.com/news/968565.asp __________________

09-19-2003, 12:34 PM	#5
Cascadia Oregonian in heart & soul Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 3,731	Wow.....I am a scientist but I did not know that prehistoric rodents weighed 1500 lbs. __________________ Formally known as Scientific freak

09-19-2003, 03:40 PM	#6
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	That reminds me of a theory I had about squirrels making great ninjas, think about it! They're fast, they can jump very high, they are great climbers, they have amazing agility and are extremely durable! __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-19-2003, 05:08 PM	#7
J Legault Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: West Coast Posts: 2,054	I give you: Early Beaver! __________________ I am a fan of TMNT and I'm still one today. I got into the habbit back in 1992 or 93' when I was little. I would like to thank my 2 year older cousin for getting me in the habbit. 2001 was when I revised my knowledge on TMNT. And today I'm a bigger fan than I was years ago. I have all 3 TMNT Movies, current Toon, and old school Toon on DVD.

09-20-2003, 10:24 AM	#8
Cascadia Oregonian in heart & soul Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 3,731	oh great.....I would love to see that. __________________ Formally known as Scientific freak

09-19-2003, 05:11 AM	#2
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I didn't know Splinter weighed 1,545 pounds.

09-19-2003, 10:20 AM	#4
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Proof that the Utroms were here LONG before modern humans walked this earth.

09-20-2003, 03:42 PM	#9
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Ditto!! __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

09-21-2003, 06:01 AM	#10
tormentedvagrant Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2003 Location: April's Apartment Posts: 462	who has been playing with my shrink/enlarge ray and time machine again?!?!? was it you!? __________________ "I like to eat things I can pick out their bones with my teeth, not pick my teeth with their bones."--Leatherhead(RPG)

09-22-2003, 10:58 AM	#11
Cascadia Oregonian in heart & soul Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 3,731	Prehistoric Turtles used to have teeth. However, modern day Turtles have no teeth. Instead they have sharp beaks for biting and tearing into food. A shell of a 30 million year turtle. http://www.blackhawkfossils.com/Turtle/t105a.jpg http://www.enetis.net/~dparsons/fossils/turtle1.jpg http://sharktoothhill.com/images/tmturtle1.jpg http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/Foss...e-sm-pic10.GIF http://www.touregypt.net/featurestor...studoammon.jpg oldest turtle fossil in Japan dating back 180 million years (to the Jurassic Period, Mesozoic Era) Beavers The giant beaver had a long, brown, shaggy fur coat. He was about eight feet long and weighed at least 500 lbs! That is as much as a small black bear weighs. He had long buck teeth and a foot-and-a-half long tail. He had small eyes and small ears, and he had very good hearing but fairly bad eyesight. http://www.nature.ca/notebooks/english/giantbev.htm [Edit: Please don't double post. --Krang] __________________ Formally known as Scientific freak