Britney Spears Gets Married in Las Vegas

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 01-04-2004, 07:35 AM

Oh, man, is this going to be the hottest story in the next few days. Media outlets are going to have an absolute field day with this thing.

There are a million links out there, but I'll only provide a couple:

http://www.worldofbritney.com
http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=145185

You've got to read it to believe it!

"It's . . . it's horrible!"
"That's for sure!"

Donatello and Michaelangelo, from "Sky Turtles"

Michaelangelo|DAH · 01-04-2004, 07:41 AM

Quote:

....to Britney Alexander, and you search on her name on Google, guess what you get !?

HEHE, a porn star.

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 01-04-2004, 07:46 AM

Even if this story isn't true, Britney is going to get HUGE publicity out of it. This will be bigger than the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez angle.

"Unbelieveable!" - Krang, from "Four Turtles and a Baby"

*Taloniss* · 01-04-2004, 07:50 AM

I give it two months at the most.

*PizzaPower* · 01-04-2004, 07:51 AM

who is she getting marrried to?

*Taloniss* · 01-04-2004, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by PizzaPower

who is she getting marrried to?

Some childhood friend. Click one of the links for all the details.

*That Matt Guy* · 01-04-2004, 08:08 AM

Hmm...

Who gives a ****?

*Brodie* · 01-04-2004, 08:53 AM

Tatsu probably gives a ****.

Demonfox38 · 01-04-2004, 09:43 AM

lol

MEDIA FIELD DAY!!

*damnhooligan* · 01-04-2004, 10:16 AM

If I was a journalist, there would be no better time to quit than now.

Screw the earthquakes, Egyptian airliners, Tony Blair in Iraq, that India and Pakistan will attend a summit together after years of squabbling, and that NASA landed on f*cking MARS. Britney Spears got married!

**ThirdMarioBro** · 01-04-2004, 10:32 AM

It's all fixed for publicity.

*Buslady* · 01-04-2004, 10:33 AM

who gives a flying f*** on a rolling donut?
not me.

Slutney Spears is just that, a slut. I get sick when kids in my bus start singing her crap. She's some role model....eeecchhhhh!

*Kid Icarus* · 01-04-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by damnhooligan

If I was a journalist, there would be no better time to quit than now.

Screw the earthquakes, Egyptian airliners, Tony Blair in Iraq, that India and Pakistan will attend a summit together after years of squabbling, and that NASA landed on f*cking MARS. Britney Spears got married!

exactaly my thoughts.

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 01-04-2004, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Taloniss

I give it two months at the most.

Actually, when I was at work today, they kept saying on the radio that Britney and her husband (gosh, it's weird typing that) are already planning to get an annulment. And they reiterate that neither she nor her husband (

) were drunk.

I used to be a fan of Miss Spears (or is it Mrs. Alexander now?) for years, but I think this latest incident has severed my ties with her. She drinks, smokes, has engaged in premarital sex, dabbled in drugs, pierced her nipple . . . This is NOT the Britney I was a fan of a few years ago.

I can only imagine what is going on in the head of that girl. You just know the media is salivating with glee over the press coverage they're anticipating with this.

"Hhmmp! I think the whole idea stinks!" - Vernon, from "Turtles, Turtle, Everywhere"

*Kid Icarus* · 01-04-2004, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan

She drinks, smokes, has engaged in premarital sex, dabbled in drugs, pierced her nipple . . . This is NOT the Britney I was a fan of a few years ago.

Well, at least now she knows what she's singing about.

*Voltron* · 01-04-2004, 02:47 PM

It's times like these I wish I had a cyanide tablet handy..

*Kid Icarus* · 01-04-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Voltron

It's times like these I wish I had a cyanide tablet handy..

I could send you one of mine if you'd like.

Misfit · 01-04-2004, 04:42 PM

I heard on the news that Britney getting married was just a joke that went too far and now she's going for an enulment (sp?).

I like Britney's music but as a person she is one sad little individual. This sort of thing makes her seem even more ridiculous.

**Jo Dawn** · 01-04-2004, 05:42 PM

Yeah, I heard she already filed for an annulment, also.

*Stone Ill* · 01-04-2004, 05:44 PM

Wow, celebrity marriages are so cool and interesting.

They never last..

01-04-2004, 07:35 AM	#1
Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 835	Britney Spears Gets Married in Las Vegas Oh, man, is this going to be the hottest story in the next few days. Media outlets are going to have an absolute field day with this thing. There are a million links out there, but I'll only provide a couple: http://www.worldofbritney.com http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=145185 You've got to read it to believe it! "It's . . . it's horrible!" "That's for sure!" Donatello and Michaelangelo, from "Sky Turtles"

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PizzaPower Foot Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pizza Parlor Posts: 3,200	who is she getting marrried to? __________________ https://www.twitch.tv/turtlepizzapower

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Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Tatsu probably gives a ****. __________________ Stupendous Monster

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damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	If I was a journalist, there would be no better time to quit than now. Screw the earthquakes, Egyptian airliners, Tony Blair in Iraq, that India and Pakistan will attend a summit together after years of squabbling, and that NASA landed on fcking* MARS. Britney Spears got married! __________________

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ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	It's all fixed for publicity. __________________

01-04-2004, 07:46 AM	#3
Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 835	Even if this story isn't true, Britney is going to get HUGE publicity out of it. This will be bigger than the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez angle. "Unbelieveable!" - Krang, from "Four Turtles and a Baby"

01-04-2004, 07:50 AM	#4
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	I give it two months at the most.

01-04-2004, 08:08 AM	#7
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Hmm... Who gives a ****?

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Demonfox38 Stone Warrior Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 531	lol MEDIA FIELD DAY!!

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Buslady WingsOfDarkness! Perkele! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In 7803... Posts: 4,366	who gives a flying f*** on a rolling donut? not me. Slutney Spears is just that, a slut. I get sick when kids in my bus start singing her crap. She's some role model....eeecchhhhh! __________________

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Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	It's times like these I wish I had a cyanide tablet handy..

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Misfit Stone Warrior Join Date: May 2003 Location: UK Posts: 508	I heard on the news that Britney getting married was just a joke that went too far and now she's going for an enulment (sp?). I like Britney's music but as a person she is one sad little individual. This sort of thing makes her seem even more ridiculous. __________________ My LiveJournal My Fanfiction "I'm the pretty one!" - Mikey in "Meet Casey Jones".

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Jo Dawn Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Authority On All Things Don Posts: 5,190	Yeah, I heard she already filed for an annulment, also. __________________

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Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	Wow, celebrity marriages are so cool and interesting. They never last..