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**Kali** · 05-03-2002, 05:49 PM

~None 'a your business!

~

Splinter: No, Kali, our "appointment" was first. *glares at Machias* I will deal with you later. *walks out with Kali*

**Machias Banshee** · 05-03-2002, 06:14 PM

~Oh really?~

*sneaks away to get Raph

*

Hey Raph, Kali just sneaked off with Splinter. I think it had to do with that page scan she did of one of the weird comix of you guys...

Raph:

Youre kidding right?

Go look for yourself... *points the way*

*Raph frowns and heads off in search of Kali*

**Kali** · 05-03-2002, 06:19 PM

~Bwhahahahaha! One of our random RP's suddenly got out of hand.~

*Raph searched all over, but couldn't find a trace of Splinter or Kali* I think Machias was just pulling my leg.

**Machias Banshee** · 05-03-2002, 06:22 PM

~Yes!!! Bwwaaaahahahaaa *cough* *gag* *splutter* ~

*Machias followed Raph to see what would happen...*

~hehehe, i got something evil to do...

~
_________________
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-05-03 21:22 ]</font>

**Kali** · 05-03-2002, 06:27 PM

~Evil? Do your worst!~

*Raphael was about to give up when he spotted something*

**Machias Banshee** · 05-03-2002, 06:36 PM

~You asked for it!

~

*Well, not so much spotted as heard. He heard voices around the corner, and approached slowly, listening.*

Sp: Hmmm, i fear it is too large for you to handle...

Kali: nah, i think its just lopsided. Here, try pushing harder. I'm pretty experienced with these kind of things...

*Raph shook his head, grimacing.*

Raph: God, I hope that's not what I--
raph! whats going on--

8the sounds of Kali groaning increased, giving the to eavesdroppers the "deer caught in the headlights" look. they exchanged looks and then, with a nod, they jumped around the corner to see--

Kali: Oh hey guys, what do you think of my new sword? *slides sword into scabbard, not lopsidedly*

Raph and Machias: *faint* *thud!*

**Kali** · 05-03-2002, 06:48 PM

~*Falls over laughing*~

*blinks* What's wrong with them?

*Splinter gives her a sly smile* They should learn to not jump to conclusions.

**Machias Banshee** · 05-03-2002, 06:50 PM

~glad you liked it...

~

*Raph and Machias slowly got back to their feet and looked at the two.*

Um--Uhh, we justa, um....sh!t. WegottagetgoingBye! *tries to find the exit*

**Kali** · 05-03-2002, 06:55 PM

~*tries to catch her breath* I wanna see everybody's reaction to that.~

*exchanges glances with Splinter as Machias runs off, followed by Raph* That was weird.

*Splinter nods* Now, where were we?

**Machias Banshee** · 05-03-2002, 07:04 PM

*Machias is unable to find an exit, so she returns to the corner to listen to the conversation*

**Kali** · 05-03-2002, 07:11 PM

You were about to show me the kata for the sword technique.

Splinter: Yes, that's right. Get into the starting position.

Like this?

Splinter: No, you need to push your shoulders back, more like this.

**Machias Banshee** · 05-03-2002, 07:23 PM

*Machias sneaked a peek around the corner, adn saw Splinter teaching Kali the sword kata. Interested, she climbed to the roof of the small building and sat down at the corner and watched. She had always been interested in swords, but preferred the bo. She watched intently, keeping a mental record of the steps...*

**Kali** · 05-03-2002, 07:34 PM

*Splinter gently forced Kali's shoulders back, then adjusted her grip on the sword. He used his foot to push her right leg forward, then stepped back* There, that's much better.

*Kali held the blade steadily in front of her, forcing her breathing into a steady pattern before beginning*

**Machias Banshee** · 05-03-2002, 07:40 PM

*Machias watched with increasing interest, and tiptoed across the roof to get closer. She was able to get to the spot right above where the private lesson was taking place, and sat to watch.*

that's so cool...

~You know we're gonna get fried for doing this...~

**Kali** · 05-03-2002, 07:44 PM

~Yeah, I know. *pauses* Wait, I run this forum!~

*Kali slowly moved through the kata. She stabbed the sword forward, then pulled it back with her right hand while keeping her left in front of her. She pivoted around and slashed*

*Splinter nodded* Very good.

**Machias Banshee** · 05-03-2002, 07:54 PM

~hehehe, man, we go the main one going, and two lil' ones starting...Its an outbreak!

~

*Machias watched, questions filling her head. But she knew she couldnt ask about them, cuz she knew that she wasnt supposed to be watching them, especially while se was still only a yellow belt (soon to be blue, hopefully!). She needed to be blue belt at least to be able to start weapons, and even then, sword was one of the last weapons learned...*

Oh, i cant wait to learn weapons...

*she leaned forward, not noticing the panel she was on was loosening...*

**Kali** · 05-03-2002, 08:00 PM

*Kali shifted for the next moved and felt the horribly familiar feeling of her ankle giving out on her. A sharp pain shot up her leg and the next thing she expected to feel was the ground hitting her at full force.*

*Instead, she felt Splinter's arms around her* Kali, are you all right?

Yeah, fine. My stupid ankle, it's an old injury that resurfaces from time to time. I just need to walk it off. *tries to stand, but falls back towards Splinter*

Splinter: I believe that is enough for today. We don't want to aggravate it any more.

I'm fine, really.

Splinter: Nonsense. *he tightened his grip so she wouldn't try and get up on her own* I'll help you back to the lair.

**Machias Banshee** · 05-03-2002, 08:04 PM

Woo--ooaa---aahhhhh! *Machias suddenly slid down the roof, landing on the haypile beside the wall. She got up and dusted herself off and looked to splinter's and Kali's surprised and frowning faces.*

Um...Hi--uh, want some help?

_________________
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-05-03 23:05 ]</font>

**Kali** · 05-03-2002, 08:06 PM

*Splinter shook his head at Machias' entrance* Yes, we would like your help. Kali has injured her ankle.

It's fine, really.

**Machias Banshee** · 05-03-2002, 08:07 PM

oh, okay, I'll help... *goes to support Kali's other side.*

so, back to the lair...?

05-03-2002, 05:49 PM	#41
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~None 'a your business! ~ Splinter: No, Kali, our "appointment" was first. glares at Machias I will deal with you later. walks out with Kali

05-03-2002, 06:14 PM	#42
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~Oh really?~ sneaks away to get Raph Hey Raph, Kali just sneaked off with Splinter. I think it had to do with that page scan she did of one of the weird comix of you guys... Raph: Youre kidding right? Go look for yourself... points the way Raph frowns and heads off in search of Kali

05-03-2002, 06:19 PM	#43
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Bwhahahahaha! One of our random RP's suddenly got out of hand.~ Raph searched all over, but couldn't find a trace of Splinter or Kali I think Machias was just pulling my leg.

05-03-2002, 06:22 PM	#44
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~Yes!!! Bwwaaaahahahaaa cough gag splutter ~ Machias followed Raph to see what would happen... ~hehehe, i got something evil to do... ~ _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-05-03 21:22 ]</font>

05-03-2002, 06:27 PM	#45
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Evil? Do your worst!~ Raphael was about to give up when he spotted something

05-03-2002, 06:36 PM	#46
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~You asked for it! ~ Well, not so much spotted as heard. He heard voices around the corner, and approached slowly, listening. Sp: Hmmm, i fear it is too large for you to handle... Kali: nah, i think its just lopsided. Here, try pushing harder. I'm pretty experienced with these kind of things... Raph shook his head, grimacing. Raph: God, I hope that's not what I-- raph! whats going on-- 8the sounds of Kali groaning increased, giving the to eavesdroppers the "deer caught in the headlights" look. they exchanged looks and then, with a nod, they jumped around the corner to see-- Kali: Oh hey guys, what do you think of my new sword? slides sword into scabbard, not lopsidedly Raph and Machias: faint *thud!*

05-03-2002, 06:48 PM	#47
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Falls over laughing~ blinks What's wrong with them? Splinter gives her a sly smile They should learn to not jump to conclusions.

05-03-2002, 06:50 PM	#48
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~glad you liked it... ~ Raph and Machias slowly got back to their feet and looked at the two. Um--Uhh, we justa, um....sh!t. WegottagetgoingBye! tries to find the exit

05-03-2002, 06:55 PM	#49
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~tries to catch her breath I wanna see everybody's reaction to that.~ exchanges glances with Splinter as Machias runs off, followed by Raph That was weird. Splinter nods Now, where were we?

05-03-2002, 07:04 PM	#50
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Machias is unable to find an exit, so she returns to the corner to listen to the conversation

05-03-2002, 07:11 PM	#51
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	You were about to show me the kata for the sword technique. Splinter: Yes, that's right. Get into the starting position. Like this? Splinter: No, you need to push your shoulders back, more like this.

05-03-2002, 07:23 PM	#52
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Machias sneaked a peek around the corner, adn saw Splinter teaching Kali the sword kata. Interested, she climbed to the roof of the small building and sat down at the corner and watched. She had always been interested in swords, but preferred the bo. She watched intently, keeping a mental record of the steps...

05-03-2002, 07:34 PM	#53
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Splinter gently forced Kali's shoulders back, then adjusted her grip on the sword. He used his foot to push her right leg forward, then stepped back There, that's much better. Kali held the blade steadily in front of her, forcing her breathing into a steady pattern before beginning

05-03-2002, 07:40 PM	#54
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Machias watched with increasing interest, and tiptoed across the roof to get closer. She was able to get to the spot right above where the private lesson was taking place, and sat to watch. that's so cool... ~You know we're gonna get fried for doing this...~

05-03-2002, 07:44 PM	#55
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Yeah, I know. pauses Wait, I run this forum!~ Kali slowly moved through the kata. She stabbed the sword forward, then pulled it back with her right hand while keeping her left in front of her. She pivoted around and slashed Splinter nodded Very good.

05-03-2002, 07:54 PM	#56
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	~hehehe, man, we go the main one going, and two lil' ones starting...Its an outbreak! ~ Machias watched, questions filling her head. But she knew she couldnt ask about them, cuz she knew that she wasnt supposed to be watching them, especially while se was still only a yellow belt (soon to be blue, hopefully!). She needed to be blue belt at least to be able to start weapons, and even then, sword was one of the last weapons learned... Oh, i cant wait to learn weapons... she leaned forward, not noticing the panel she was on was loosening...

05-03-2002, 08:00 PM	#57
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Kali shifted for the next moved and felt the horribly familiar feeling of her ankle giving out on her. A sharp pain shot up her leg and the next thing she expected to feel was the ground hitting her at full force. Instead, she felt Splinter's arms around her Kali, are you all right? Yeah, fine. My stupid ankle, it's an old injury that resurfaces from time to time. I just need to walk it off. tries to stand, but falls back towards Splinter Splinter: I believe that is enough for today. We don't want to aggravate it any more. I'm fine, really. Splinter: Nonsense. he tightened his grip so she wouldn't try and get up on her own I'll help you back to the lair.

05-03-2002, 08:04 PM	#58
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Woo--ooaa---aahhhhh! Machias suddenly slid down the roof, landing on the haypile beside the wall. She got up and dusted herself off and looked to splinter's and Kali's surprised and frowning faces. Um...Hi--uh, want some help? _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-05-03 23:05 ]</font>

05-03-2002, 08:06 PM	#59
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Splinter shook his head at Machias' entrance Yes, we would like your help. Kali has injured her ankle. It's fine, really.

05-03-2002, 08:07 PM	#60
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	oh, okay, I'll help... goes to support Kali's other side. so, back to the lair...?